I am a lamp. @ask-thelamp - Tumblr Blog

jaffre replied to your photo:((hello friends have you missed me))

yES

((simon wishes you to know he is eternally grateful for your kind word and will return soon))

#ooc #((in theory anyway lololol))#jaffre

((hello friends have you missed me))

#ooc #((thiS WAS SILLIE'S IDEA BLAME HER))

drearydersites replied to your post: hey so uh have you ever been in the room when people were diddlying the do?

(fucking incredible)

Simon: I do not understand what is so incredible about this.

#Walking in on someone like so would be terribly rude.#drearydersites

I'll eat your testicles

Simon: It would be requested and advised that said action is an unfortunately upsetting idea and would not be welcomed.

#In simpler terms please do not eat my testicles.#answered #anonymous

so what happens when your lightbulb burns out?

Simon: As a lamp, if the bulb were to burn out, I would simply request a new one. As long as I was plugged in, I could function adequately.

#answered #anonymous

hey psst mister/miss/mx lampdudebro...how have you been? o u o

Simon: If you are inquiring about my physical and mental states of mind, I am quite well, thank you. I recently took a leave of absence from this place to calm myself, after my last encounter with the “nightbloggers.” I have returned, but I do not know how long I will be staying.

#I hope you are well Anonymous.#I would be sadded to learn if you were ill.#answered #anonymous

WHAT HAS BEEN THE MOST AWKWARD OR AMAZING PART OF YOUR CONSCIOUS BEING SO FAR?

Simon: Perhaps the last question will suffice. I do not recall any particularly “amazing” parts of my conscious.

#Awkward scenarios seem to crop up quite often however.#answered #anonymous

hey so uh have you ever been in the room when people were diddlying the do?

Simon: If you are implying what I think you are, yes and no. As a lamp, I was in whatever room I was placed, so I observed many things…after hours. In my time as a humanoid being, I have not invaded anyone’s privacy.

#That would be quite rude of me.#answered #anonymous #((sillie why))

ask0208 said: -208 laughs and runs a hand through his hair. “Thanks~ What’s your name, stranger?"

Simon: The name's Simon. You look kinda familar, though. Who're you?

#ic #roleplay #ask0208 #((easiest one out of the way gomen murs orz))

ask0208 replied to your photoset: Simon: Haha who needs fancy words when you’ve got...

-208: oh hey hot stuff.

Simon: Sup man you're not so bad yourself. [He winks.]

#ic #ask0208 #m!a: screw grammar im fabulous

Simon: Haha who needs fancy words when you've got a face like mine?

#ic #answered #anonymous #m!a: screw grammar im fabulous

((who the fuck did the thing))

#ooc #mod speaks #the magic anon thing #who did it #whO DONE THE THING

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((*HOLLAS REALLY LOUDLY AT HUMAN LAMP SAN*))

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Simon: I would ask why you are screaming at me from across the room…?

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((IN CRYIJG LAMP NO *HIDES FACE AND RUNS*))

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Simon: Have I upset you in some way? I apologize for my mistake. Could I perhaps, as the saying goes, make it up to you?

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((*TOUCHES YO BOOTY* YOU CAN MAKE IT UP TO ME BY GIVING ME THE BOOTY))

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Simon: I would inquire as to why you are touching my rear without permission, but I have learned enough about the mods to know they do strange things and seem not to care for the recipient of the action... If you are implying what I am led to believe, then I would think your request is highly unnecessary but rational for a mod to ask for.

#ic #ask0102 #If that is the only way I can atone for my mistakes then so be it.

3 ah! 3 *touches hair*

Simon: …I would inquire as to why you are doing this?

#ic answers #theelectricsisters #It is rather odd...#Am I able to be of some service to you my friend?

((Okay guys just give me a minute here to get my stuff in order I'm drowning.))

#ooc #mod speaks #every time i reply to something three more things pop up i