ask Severus Snape

Blew up your homework? Can't handle your foolish relationships? Snake ate the kid you were babysitting? The potions' master of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry is here for you.

[belladonnatrix]

My Severus doll x snapchat filters

[belladonnatrix]

Snape haters be like stealing a picture of your deceased best friend, when you probably didnt possess any pictures of her beforehand and had almost no change of finding another one in the future, from a dead man's house, is the creepiest thing you could ever do

[belladonnatrix]

I am by no means opposing the romantic interpretation, but somehow i'm really into platonic snily. Lily's friendship changed little Severus' life, and i like to think that he always had a soft spot for her despite of them falling apart. Platonic love can be as strong as romantic attraction, but it's rarely represented as such in the media.

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Sevs do you think your relationship with Potter will ever get any better?

We're occasional penpals. Closer than that, I highly doubt.

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Snape's diary

October 18th

Hi kids, I hope you're doing well, or at least not worse than I'm usually doing. Halloween is creeping near, and even though I don't usually show it in public I rather enjoy the festivities and the pumpkin pie. Even though for certain reasons, 31st of October will always be the darkest day of the year for me.

I wish to remind all of you for the importance of protecting each other by all means during these hard times. Hogwarts is full of anti-virus spells, but their protection isn't perfect. Of course, when venturing outside or into the common areas, I am wearing a face mask. The other day I heard a student whispering how it doesn't compliment my nose. They immediately received detention. Now isn't the time for such vanity. For every student who shows up in my class without wearing a mask, points will be deducted from their respective houses. And yes, this includes Slytherins and Malfoy offspring.

Severus Snape

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Hi professor! I have a question what is the most stupid thing a student has said to you?

Oh, there's too many to count. One incident that comes to my mind is when a second-year student caused a scene, being terrified when we used pieces of mandrake root for a potion. She thought the seedlings were human, like that's how the actual human babies are born and growing from plants. Discovering the truth from her classmates was also kind of a shock for her. I guess the blame is on her parents for this one though.

After that incident, we included in our curriculum sex-ed lessons by Madam Pomfrey.

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Professor what have you been doing in quarantine?

As for my job, apart from few regular classes, I'm hosting classes via computing machines. Some of the most conservative families still despise any use of muggle-related technology, so I'm also instructing their children via owl correspondence and floo network.

As for my pastimes, I've enrolled on a correspondence course on Ancient Runes on OWU (Open Wizarding University). I've also had time to do some research on potions on my own, but the supply orders are often delayed, especially from abroad. I find it frustrating. I also signed up for this thing called "Net Flix" and have been watching a lot of muggle cinema. During the nights I like to take a stroll in the Forbidden Forest, or fly over Hogsmeads, admiring the landscapes

In general I don't mind social distancing, but days are indeed repeating one another, and I wish the plague to pass as soon as possible.

[ask-thepotionsmaster]

~ Mun introduction ~

Hi there, it's my first time having a rp blog, but it's been in my mind for a while. Snape has been my fave since I was a kid, so it feels natural to start with him. For now just casual asks, maybe I'll also try writing something in the future. I'm 24 years old, working quite a lot and also struggling with executive dysfunction, but I'll try my best to answer asks regularly. I'm not a native English speaker. My Bellatrix/general HP fanblog is @belladonnatrix

Some principles I thought to have for the blog:

I don't have strict headcanons so if you imply something in the ask I'll probably play along. Hogwarts modern au felt natural to start, but you can also send asks for canon universe, Marauders era, post-war au where Snape is alive, au in Albus and Scorpius era, au with Harry and others but taking place in 2020... the sky is the limit! This is probably going to be an incoherent mess anyway, the point is to have fun!

As I'm an adult, "naughty" themes are ok, but considering Snape's naturally reserved character, he doesn't spill out his secrets right away

As for shipping Snape with his students (Hermione etc.) I'll make it so that they're 18+ and already graduated

If the point of your ask is just to hate on Snape, at least try to make it witty and amusing

Snape can be rude at times, as he's often in bad mood, I'll apologize for him in advance.

That's all I can think of for now, let's have fun!

[ask-thepotionsmaster]

What is your favorite ice cream flavor; Vanilla, Strawberry, Chocolate or perhaps the tears of your enemies?

Absolutely the last-mentioned, even though I also enjoy pistachio and rum raisin.

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~ Snape's diary ~

October 1st

Dear friends and foes, as we all know times have been tough for both wizards and muggles alike. Even at Hogwarts we've switched to distance learning and many students have stayed in their homes, which means more free time to me. To battle my boredom I decided to make an account to this internet site, after hearing from a certain muggle-born student that it's a great place to find like-minded people with similar interests. After reading the writings here for a while I discovered that my name is already pretty well-known here, as many of you have some.... interesting.... theories and opinions of me and my personal life. Therefore I decided to step forward, and make this personal blog to answer your inquiries. I also have my share of life experience to provide guidance if you have something on your mind. The ask box is open.

Severus Snape

[belladonnatrix]

Made an ask blog for Severus Snape @ask-thepotionsmaster

Please follow if you're interested in hearing his thoughts

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