wowieyaoi

chief queef!! (They/Them)

[kittypumpkin]

what

[imeliott-deactivated20160513]

Unpopular opinion: time is linear

[slimetony]

I’m no expert but I’m almost certain that’s the most popular opinion

[imeliott-deactivated20160513]

Don’t embarrass me on this fucking website there are girls on here

[bartonbones]

“makeup actually expires!!!” not if it costs more than $5 it doesnt

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[stability]

i feel like this insult went under-appreciated

[officialjiggly]

*gets drivers license* 

old person: looks like im gonna have to stay off the roads!

[plasmalogical]

[kittypumpkin]

Me at my second Rodeo

Me: This ain't my first Rodeo

[vexrexer]

[reallybigsword-deactivated20140]

leg day bro

[disgustinganimals]

you’re an embarrassment to the whole gym

[imsoshive]

the fuck is he wearing?

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

judgement days 2015 collection by christian dior

[everythingisterrible]

[dantiloquent]

reVOLUTIONARY

[lordofmasks]

[lordofmasks]

Curses!

Whenever you’ve been having a bout of bad luck you can blame it on this mischievous witch. She enjoys wreaking havoc and bringing misfortune to any passersby.

Available on Society6.

[lordofmasks]

Happy Friday the 13th!

[moomins-deactivated20160829]

i am so happy that all these beautiful babies are alive and well

[memewhore]

[hoemami-deactivated20171229]

IM SCREAMING

[ragandboner]

SAVAGE!

[christinedreamy]

[kittypumpkin]

me: i gotta focus on this beca-

brain: ladies and gentlemen,

me: please

brain: this is mambo no. 5