Ask Meathead and the Blind Bandit

[yes this is an ask Sokka and Toph blog. Any admin posts will be square bracketed like this one. Ask as many questions as you want, anon or not, on any subject, and I will answer all of them, eventually. Set after The Promise, Part 3 Not spoiler free blog.] [EDIT: A couple of people have expressed interest in roleplay with this blog but...To be honest I am very bad at this. My advice is to find a blog that is more angled to role play, run with someone who knows what they are doing! Sorry, though!!][[EDIT 2: questions to the Admin posts will be answered IF AND ONLY IF you are not anon. That way, I can answer privately and remain in character as much as possible]] [[[EDIT 3: Sometimes it takes a while for me to get to questions. Normally because I have a massive backlog of them at all times and I have little time to answer all of these. But, I WILL get around to it. Don't worry! ]]] ________________________________________________________________  Tokkaneers

[ask-tokka]

Have you guys heard of The Wanted??? If so who is your fave member? (But you cant say Nathan cause he is mine, and im his princess)

Who's The Wanted?

"Sounds like a some kind of fighting group. Where can I take em on?"

If you get yourself arrested for fighting again, I'm not bailing you out

"Oh come on, these guys are wanted anyway, I'd be doing the law a favor."

Yeah, they'd totally make you chief of police or something

...

...

"AHAHAHAHA"

HAHAHAHA

"HA, can you imagine though, me, chief of police!"

but yeah, to get back to your question, we have no idea who The Wanted are.

"But I want to fight them."

you want to fight EVERYONE!

[ask-tokka]

So are you guys back and still using this blog or what? Because this was like my fave tokka tumblr! (There are others but this one is the best) come back guys we miss ya! :) <3

"This is a ‘ask questions, get answers’ sorta deal here - you guys don’t have questions, we don’t have answers"

Sounds like somebody misses writing for the blog, huh?

"I do not! just stating facts."

Hey, all I know is, I leave and the blog is going good. I come back, and it’s been silent for months. What gives? I know Toph says she doesn't miss answering questions, but I guarantee she won't mind if you start up again

[ask-tokka]

So Toph whos Lin's father?

"...Is there an echo in here? I feel like there's an echo."

[ask-tokka]

So Toph whos Lin's father?

"somebody ACTUALLY asked another question after all this time?"Penga: looks like it!"Hell, I'd almost forgotten about this... Well, seeing as I'm 14, I have no idea who's gonna father my young. and I do NOT want to think about it, either."

[ask-tokka]

Seem like you miss him, have you kissed him?

“Are you sure that’s what they asked?”Penga: Yep, it’s right here To- uh, I mean, sifu.“Okay, so it seems you’ve missed a major portion of this blog.”Penga: You know sifu, I don’t think you’ve ever put anything on this blog about you and Sokka kissing.

“…And Sokka hasn’t either?”Penga: Not in recent memory“Ah, good, good… Wait, how do you know?!”

Penga: well… ehehehe… the other students and I… sorta kinda follow this blog. 

"...This is not ok."

[ask-tokka]

So toph how is being alone with out sokka? Miss him?

"Psh. Miss him? No way! I'm doing just fine on my own, thank you very much."

Penga: Hey Sifu! Why are there stone statues of Sokka in the back of the Academy?"I think that's enough blogging for today... I TOLD YOU LILLY LIVERS NEVER TO GO BACK THERE!" 

[ask-tokka]

Aang: Looks like it's time for me and Katara to head out again.

Leaving so soon?

Katara: Sarcasm not appreciated, Sokka.

"Gonna miss you two knuckleheads" *double punch*

Aang and Katara: ow!

well, at least it can get back to being just the two of us.

"Ohhh, how romaaaaaantic."

...I can see where some people don't appreciate sarcasm now.

Aang: You sure you don't want to come along, Sokka? You could probably be a big help in the search for Zuko's mom.

Ahh, I don't know... I mean, I could I suppose... But, what about Toph, the academy, and the blog?

"I invented metalbending, meathead. I think i can take care of myself, some lilly livers, and a blog by myself for a few weeks.

Aang: We could really use the help...

ohh...all right, I'll come. But if we loose followers when this becomes a Toph only blog for a few weeks, I'm blaming you!

"Ha, like people would leave because it's only me. You'll probably come back to thousands more followers."

[ask-tokka]

hey toph and sokka i have a challenge for you and kattara and aang can put their input on this to but they can not compete in the challeng well sokka you have to let toph do WHAT EVER she wants to do to you and toph you have to let sokka DRESS YOU UP AND PUT MAKEUP ON YOU and yall have to send pics or videos of what yall did :p so there is yalls challeng begin

...Doing whatever Toph wants me to do will probably involve broken bones...

Aang: Yeah, but then you get to dress her up however you want!

...I'm in.

-some time later...-

"ALLRIGHT SNOOZLES, YOU READY?"

Can I at least take the blindfold off?!

"NO!"

Oh, fine! Ready!

Katara: I don't know if this is such a good idea...

"Of course it's not! That's why we're doing it!"

-thud- Toph kicks her heel into the ground. Sokka, standing on a tall pillar of stone, is thrusted down a smooth earthen slide

AHHHHHHH!!!

"hehehe..."

-SLOSH-

Katara: Is that... Tar?

"Extra sticky!

AHHHH!!!

-FAWUMPH-

Aang: Monkey feathers!

"Gonna need to buy a new pillow, but so totally worth it.

AAAA-MMPH!

Katara: How'd you know the apple would stick in his mouth?

"He always screams with his mouth open reaaaal wide."

Aang:  How do you know he always-

Katara: some questions are better left unasked...

MMMPH!!

-sokka is tossed into the air by a ramp at the end of the slide-

...

-thud-

Katara:  Let me guess; center of town?

"You know it."

Katara: sigh... Let's go get him before the townspeople have too much of a laugh...

-some more time later-

Okay everyone, as you are now all aware of, I have been given the opportunity to dress Toph up however I see fit - Now, the one thing I'm gonna need from you all is hysterical laughter from the moment she steps out, okay?

Ho tun: well, what's she wearing?

That's the best part - nothing out of the ordinary!

Aang: Aww, Sokka! where's the fun in that?

Ahh, but Aang, that's the best part! She doesn't know she's wearing nothing out of the ordinary!

Aang: But how- oOOOH!

Katara: I still have no idea how you two keep forgetting she's blind.

ANYWAY, everyone make sure to laugh really hard, and try to make it as convincing as possible, okay? It doesn't matter what she's actually wearing - only your reactions to it matter, because that's the only way she has to judge. okay?

The Dark One: This is going to go horribly wrong....

No, things only go wrong when you're directly involved, and that's because of negative thinking.

Random guy: Can we get this over with already?

okay, okay, fine! TOPH, YOU CAN COME OUT NOW!!

"You know, I don't feel any different... What exactly am I-"

AHAHAHAHAAHAHHA!!

"I guess it must be-"

HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

"I mean everyone-"

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

"You know I think that's about-"

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!

"Sokka!!! What did you-"

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

"I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS, MEATHEAD!"

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

The Dark One: told you...

[ask-tokka]

[[Admin Post: Issue with the post about last minute questions]]

[[Hey guys, for some reason when I click on the number of notes at the top of the post, it should let me see likes, reblogs, replies, answers, etc, but it's not. So if you have sent me a question via an answer through that post, please send it to ask-tokka's ask box instead. I will be disabling the answers, sorry about this guys!]]

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[crockeo]

[three-hundred-lives-and-a-sword]

Cat bending

[masterarrowhead-deactivated2016]

you guys are worrying me

[ask-tokka]

Guys, look I found out what I can bend! A catdog!

[ask-tokka]

Any last questions for Katara and Aang and me before we head off?

"I'll try to get Sokka to continue answering though, like I said."

[ask-tokka]

Hey you guys will you prepare a skit and post it on here like the emerald island players did you have to dress up as the Pearson you get so with out further a do sokka will play aang and aang will play toph and katara will play sokka toph will play sang so here is the challenge let's try it

Aang's clothes are a bit too small on me...

Aang: Stop tugging, you might break the seams! 

Well, you fit Toph's clothes just fine! It's easy for you to say. 

Katara: This is kind of weird.

"Okay, guys let's start the play!"

Aang: Wait what are the lines?

We're just improvising!

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Aang: I am twinkle toes and I am a huge wimp!

Toph: What did you say about me?

Sokka: Stay in character, you guys!

Katara: I'm Katara! I'm full hope and butterflies and rainbows but I can get cranky and really mean!

Sokka: Argh, you wanna play like that? I'm Sokka and I am so sarcastic, no one finds me funny!

Toph: You guuuys! 

[ask-tokka]

Here Aang *gives cookie, red velvet cake with cream cheese icing , and a lollipop * since you didn't get anything last time. !And nobody but him gets any got it!!!!! I love you maybe we can have a water bending session sometime hun ;)

That's not fair!

"I vote sharing!"

Katara: Guys, come on, just give him the food!

Aang: Nom nom nom.

Noooooooo!

[ask-tokka]

misha collins

yes.

"Yes?" 

yeah.

"Do you have any idea what this ask is about?"

not one.

"...So we're just going to go with 'yes'?"

yup.

"...Fair enough."

[ask-tokka]

So... Yeah.... Um....... How about you guys play spin the bottle? But with new rules? Like.... You can only spin the bottle with two hands, bending isn't allowed, and if it lands on someone once, you kiss them. Twice, kiss them but use tongue. Three times and spend seven minutes in heaven.

Hmm, I'm not sure if that's a good idea.... Not exactly thrilled on kissing my sister.

"Yeah, what if I had to kiss Sokka?"

Exactl-hey!!!

Katara: Yeah, I agree. We're not single, anyway.

Aang: Mhm. 

[ask-tokka]

MEATHEAD! TWINKLE TOES! SUGAR QUEEN! This is Toph Beifong's cousin, Lin. WHAT'S UP LITTLE PIPSQUEAK!? Missed ya!

"...You know I'm almost sure I don't have a cousin..."

Almost sure?

"Yeah, well, my parents brought relations of mine to see my all the time, you don't expect me to remember them all, do you?"

...Do you even remember one?

"...I think my grandfather's name might have been...ken...or something... Yeah, I got nothing."

[ask-tokka]

So what would happen if I have Toph a machine gun? What about Katara? Sokka? Aang?

Yeah, looked up what a machine gun is and...bad idea.

"You should give it to me if you are considering it. I can make use of that."

Katara: I'm not gonna tell you what I'll do with it! My secret nemesis should be known only to me.

Aang: Yeah I'm not going to use it...it's not really my thing.