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Daily Kaito anon here! Tumblr keeps fucking up and saying it didn't go through for no reason even though I have a connection. If they aren't going through, be aware I HAVE been sending them every day, because sometimes it still goes through anyway???

So that's why I don't get them Daily Kaitos daily anymore.

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Daily Kaito (。^。^。)

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I'm startin' to think this ain't daily.

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No.. no Andrew’s dead dude. He got shot by a bear.. I’ll get tom for proof

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Whu..?

I dunno what you're talkin' about!

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huh?

oh uhm yeah so uhhhh yeahhhhh

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No, no, he's fine! He's just... Out right now. I he'll be back eventually but it's gonna be some time. Right, Tom?

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...Don't worry about it. Say, Tom's uncle, you wanna tell us about something funny? Like maybe him and Susan...?

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Oh, I remember this one time he and Susan were making a bunch of noise in his room and-

OK, Papa, that's enough!

Oh, Melanie!

Papa, I don't think you should speak about the Christmas Kapow.

Whaddya mean? It was New Year's Eve!

Oh.

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...Andrew?!

ANDREW?!?!

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No.. no Andrew’s dead dude. He got shot by a bear.. I’ll get tom for proof

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Whu..?

I dunno what you're talkin' about!

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Ohhh that

that makes sense now..

does Tom’s mom (the bowling ball) have a body?

aloe uh let me hold your hand when I say this about your brother…. he’s sorta dead

Every object person has a body. They get one paid for by the UK government!

And no, he's not dead. He just hasn't been back in a bit.

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you

you have a body?

Yeah?

What's wrong?

Every fruit person has a body.

Even my brother Andrew!

Haven't seen him since he went fishin' with his son Tom.

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what the hell

You have a neck cavity….???

's on my body, yeah.

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sir how do you eat if ur a watermelon

Simple, I just...

He takes off his head and stuffs something perfectly edible, probably an apple or something, into the neck cavity.

That's how I do it!

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*gives some chocolate cake* I think you'll like it!

Thanks!!

He eats the entire fucking cake

Mmmm...~ Reminds me of Sherbie...

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Daily Kaito (๑>◡<๑)

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Awww, so cute!

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Daily Kaito (σ*´∀｀)

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He looks dapper!

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If you could travel to any place in the world where would you go?

Well, I'd say my parents' house, but I don't remember where it is...

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Daily Kaito (^。^)y-゜゜゜

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What's he thinkin' about?

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Daily Kaito

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He sure loves that ice cream!

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One of my fictives won't stfu so I'm forced to ask you this and I apologize for any inconveniences this may cause🫩 [literally hate my life he won't shut up you don't have to answer this-] :

What exact model is Susan?

What kind of polish/lube do you use for the strings?

Did you get the guitar custom made or just bought it as is?

Do you have a special pick that you use?

I have no idea honestly. I got/met Susan in Highschool and I “stole” her from my band class..

I just buy whatever polish I have the money for ngl no specific kind,, uhh special pick has gotta be one I’ve had since said high school band class,( it’s also checkerboard..)

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YOU STOLE SUSAN?!?!

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nooooooo?

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DON'T LIE TO ME, BOY!!

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who said I was lyinggg???? I’m definitely NOT lyingggg!

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YOU ARE SO LUCKY I DON'T KNOW HOW TO WALK. OTHERWISE I WOULD'A KNOCKED SOME SENSE INTO YA!!!

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you don’t even live near me.

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Oh. Right.

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One of my fictives won't stfu so I'm forced to ask you this and I apologize for any inconveniences this may cause🫩 [literally hate my life he won't shut up you don't have to answer this-] :

What exact model is Susan?

What kind of polish/lube do you use for the strings?

Did you get the guitar custom made or just bought it as is?

Do you have a special pick that you use?

I have no idea honestly. I got/met Susan in Highschool and I “stole” her from my band class..

I just buy whatever polish I have the money for ngl no specific kind,, uhh special pick has gotta be one I’ve had since said high school band class,( it’s also checkerboard..)

ask-toms-uncle

YOU STOLE SUSAN?!?!

ask-tom-96

nooooooo?

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DON'T LIE TO ME, BOY!!

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who said I was lyinggg???? I’m definitely NOT lyingggg!

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YOU ARE SO LUCKY I DON'T KNOW HOW TO WALK. OTHERWISE I WOULD'A KNOCKED SOME SENSE INTO YA!!!

#the melon man is just irritable #don't worry abt it #his mental state is still declining

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