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Agnes and Issa are currently on the run from the government- but they’ll be back soon.

The Prophets are offline

#mod ink #prophet posts #agnes told me to do this

alright really serious problem here; i’m a bi girly that has some issues talkin to other girlies but no problem w the boyos. i need help approaching the girls,,,, aha,,,, how do i do that???

Issa: Oh yeah, and I’m back.Agnes: When did you get so sincere??

#predictions #mod ink #loozes-bluzes

important question: what is love

Agnes: –OH,, its a science thing,, when your brain go pew pew with the good feeling

Issa: wh- why did u stare at the wall for 3 seco-

#predictions #mod gup #kamichameleonkat

Is Trump just an orange in a suit and tie?

Issa: Hasn’t done much in a while though since the white house collapsed on him

Agnes: HAHA figuratively AND literally

#predictions #mod gup #patoonza

Issa: Maybe I can get a nice cup of coffee while I'm there.

Issa is offline.

#she'll be back in 9 days as tired as ever #mod ink #prophet posts

what grade am i gonna get on my spanish and chem finals?

Issa: What does that mean?Agnes: Of course.Issa: No need to be rude.

#paintedrose #predictions #mod ink

Prophets of what???

Issa: If we knew then we’d put it in our bio, yeah?

#kyberry #predictions #mod gup

Issa: Pretty bold of you to assume we know what lives are.

#jim-bojangles #squiiigz #predictions #mod ink

serious question ,,,,, am I a gay ?

Agnes: Besides, talking to us automatically gives you one (1) Homosexualitee, you’re welcome.

#lil-bitch-nuggets #predictions #mod gup

Oh mighty prophets, how do you decide what breed of cat to get?

Issa: Or, like, ask the cat.

#psychedemigod #predictions #mod ink

“hi, we’re real, millennial, and we can tell the future. ask us things or don’t, i guess.”

Agnes and Issa are open for asks!

#mod gup #mod ink #prophet posts

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