Unapologetically OOC

!!ASKS ARE OPEN!! An unapologetically out of character Homestuck ask blog made by Dirk Strider in universe || half plot half shitposts ——— run by @geekkboy

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Characters currently open for asks.

- Dirk Strider

- Hal | Auto Responder

- Dirk's Bro | Alpha Dave

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what was on the pizza?

Mushrooms and olives.

TT: Your taste is horrendous and I hope your leftovers go stale.

Just be happy I held off on the anchovies.

TT: You disgust me.

TT: This isn't even ironic anymore, you’ve just developed terrible taste.

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Do you like the rain?

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I adore dashiix sm 😭😭😭 that is all

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So, how old are you Dirk? If you don’t mind me asking.

(wanted to draw the hair a little differently just to see how itd look)

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Dashiix is clearly the true protagonist of this blog : D. Anyways, why do you think only YOU are a prince, and your bro is a knight? Kind of strange don't ya think?.

Also, y'all should try the pizza fries. They're my favorite.

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Hey Dave, when are you coming back to your younger bro?

I have a feeling soon doesn't mean today so I'm gonna order a pizza.

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Hal! What would be the first thing you would do if you had arms?

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Is dirk's bro still open for asks? cauze I wanna see whats he doin! - ●●~

(Yes! Dirk's Bro is still open for asks.)

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whats the longest time you’re bro’s been out?

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Do any of your friends know about this blog yet?

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do you ever hang around and do things on derse?

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What’s a sparkledog

TT: Pulling from urban dictionary.

TT: Sparkledog is a term for an animal character, popularly a wolf or dog, which has unnatural colors, strange, usually clashy markings, lots of fluff and often a large amount of accessoiries like piercings, bandanas and collars, which it could not possibly apply to itself since it has no thumbs.

TT: Usually used as a Fursona, they generally tend to have human intelligence and personality, although they are pretty much always quadrupedal. Sparkledogs tend to be drawn in a fuzzy and long-legged style, they usually do not closely resemble real dogs and may have additions like human hairstyles, retractable claws or wings.

TT: There are generally two kinds of sparkledog: one kind is usually black or dull tones, evil or emo and has lots of spiked or 'gothy' items and usually a hairstyle which covers one or both eyes. The other kind is more colorful, often incorporating rainbow colors in their design and commonly of magical origins. Those tend to be rather happy-go-lucky.

TT: The term is generally used in a derogatory sense, since sparkledogs are often seen as trying too hard to be original.

TT: Dirk likes to make them ironically.

TT: I enjoy the thrill of the stupidity of it all, as well as digging up old posts from defunct forums for artistic authenticity to the craft.

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i want to become dashiix's friend how do i achieve this

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Not to intrude but, is your bro usually out a long time? How long has he been away??

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hal do a backflip

TT: Anon, I regret to inform you that I am a pair of shades. That is physically impossible.