Dr Flug is waiting for you to ask him

This is and indie ask-blog for Paperhat, but you can ask everyone if you want! Most of answers will be drawn, but if you want to see more of my art you can visit my main blog! (I don't know how to put link here so I'll just put my main blog name lol) @madzieuuu

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im sorry i post nothing but i really cant get myself to do anything im sorry

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you can add some letters and take some letters away to get Dr. Drug

im not sure if i cant understand what you mean because im crying, im dumb or you just wrote something strange

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turns out, tumblr is being autistic ok im back to crying again

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you can add some letters and take some letters away to get Dr. Drug

im not sure if i cant understand what you mean because im crying, im dumb or you just wrote something strange

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When there is a murder

Dr. Flug: We have to find who’s responsible! It could be anyone!

Demencia: It’s Blacl Hat, it’s always Black Hat.

(Source : Camp Camp)

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Blackhat: ( holding a box ) What would you say if I came home one day with 4 kittens

Flug: Wait what’s in the box

Blackhat: . . .

Flug: . . .

Flug: ( chuckles ) Jefecito,what’s in the box

Blackhat: My dick

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Hey Dr flug just wanted to say ur so cute and the best most smartest person I know keep up the AMAZING work ( gives a cake of vanilla and chocolate and gives him a hug ) don’t let BH’s words get to you ☺️

Flug: tHANK YOU SO MUCH-

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Does BH like to sneak up on Flug when he's working? If so, what does he do?

sometimes, he does. he usually just teases him, but sometimes, when he’s in a bad mood, he takes it out on him. poor flug

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Do you cry often?

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Dr. Flug if you could have a pet would you create one yourself or would you buy one from a pet store?

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Hey, Flug do you have any Romantic feelings toward your boss Black Hat?

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Flug if you make out with BH I'll tell you how to escape.

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im bored and i should probably go to sleep

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based on this

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i think i might provide few changes to the blog

okay! so i thought it will be a general villainous askblog with blackflug headcanon 

not much of a change, but im surely changing askblog url

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Demencia : no no no no no no

Flug: Hey, Dem -

Dem: *punches flug in the stomach* 

Flug : *in pain* WHAT THE FUCK?

Dem : You are one of my very best friends. And I cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this. You’re too young. You’re too beautiful.

Flug : What the fuck are you talking about?

Dem : I’m talking about the baby that’s growing inside of your belly right now.

Flug : I’m not pregnant.

Dem : Well, not after that punch you’re not. I’ve been taking muay thai classes.

Flug: I was never pregnant, Demencia!

Dem : Are… you sure?

Flug : Yes I’m fucking sure!

Black Hat : I’m sorry, but why the fuck is everybody yelling over here?

Dem : Oh, I found this positive pregnancy test and—

(Black Hat punches Flug in the stomach)

Flug : Aw motherfucker!

Source : MPGIS ep 14

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Dr. Flug: Come on! They have one female servicing a large group of males. That implies a species that lays eggs. 

Demencia: Oh my God, you’re crazy! They are so obviously mammals! 

Dr. Flug: Please! She’d be in estrus 24/7 if she didn’t lay eggs. 

Demencia: Smurfs! Don’t! Lay! Eggs! I won’t tell you this again! Papa Smurf has a fucking beard! They’re mammals!

(Source: The Venture Bros.)