ITS YA BOY, GUZMA

A Guzma ask blog created by a Guzma connoisseur. Made for Guzma, by Guzma, for Guzmas. (a good friend of mine made a kukui ask blog and you should!!!! FOLLOW IT!!! Right now, immediately) ask-profkukui.tumblr.com

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Wheres that awsome pic from your profile??? I cant find it!!! It looks amazing

I drew it! Because when the game was first released, there weren’t any quality screenshots of Guzma saying “y’all are stupid!” so I made my own!! Anyone can use it, I don’t mind

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I see no difference

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HEYO, it me, this next post (that I hope to get done tomorrow) will contain HEAVY heavy heavy spoilers!

If you haven’t finished the game yet, please blacklist #SM Spoilers or just tell me your spoiler tag and I’ll try to tag it as best as I can

It’ll be a LOOOOOOng post so it’ll be hard to scroll past it quickly! Just warning you now! (I will also reblog this tomorrow)

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Yeah, it's good to see you around, Guzma! What kind of trouble are you getting into today?

(guys u should totally follow their kukui blog,, it is so nice, so pure, no regrets)

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"The world’s most widely used pesticides may be acting as birth control for male bees...Male honeybees exposed to neonicotinoid insecticides produced fewer living sperm cells than unexposed males." -National (Poké)Geographic

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Hey Guzma I recently got this shiny Weedle but I don't think I'll be using him in my team. So here you go, take care of him please. *Gives Weedle*

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So the town I was volunteering in this weekend had a giant metal spider in the parking garage and all i could think of was guzma’s ariados!

And if you were wondering where I was during the weekend, it was here! Updates will be regular now have a guz for ur patience

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Hey guys, I’m sorry to post something that isn’t Guzma but I really just needed to tell you guys this!! This is the most feedback I’ve ever gotten from my art, from my jokes, from my anything. I’ve been reading everyones tags (whether they follow me or not) and I’ve been crying??? From laughter????

This is the first time in months I have ever felt this amount of genuine happiness, giddiness and pure joy. I am absolutely ecstatic that I have made at least 1 of you smile

Anyways, I’ll keep the mod posts to a minimum from now on. I just wanted to say thank you to everyone. And thank you to all the asks I’ve received. All of them have made me smile and I’ll try to the best of my ability to answer as much as I can

Thank u all again,, Bless,

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would u let buzzwole bench press you

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What bug type do you wish you had?

A bug that can give u the beat down?

Sign me up

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Show me how classy your Destruction is fam *sends out Mimikyu* kehehehehehhehahahahh

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What if Young!Guzma was just as wimpy as his wimpod

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LOCAL BUG MAN RELEASES BEES

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Here are some quality guzma shitposts

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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.

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And with this, the guzma ask blog is officially open. so.

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