The moron and the unbeliever. Here am I.

Background image by Arlymone ~MATRYOSHKA SOSET U MEDVEDYA.~ Heya dudes. I'm a modest guy from Russia ~RASHKA-PARASHKA AZAZAZA~ who listens to lots of metal bands and..... WHO THE FUCK IS INTERESTED IN THIS CRAP??? I'll tell you who I am!! I'm the fucking KING OF GARBAGE, EMPEROR OF DERPNESS, LORD OF HUMOR. Yes, baby. You now know who am I. C'mon. Ask me if you dare MYAHAHAHAHAHAHA *sips beer* I also have a....well, friend, Jason. And here's his and his brother's askblog ->Jason's ask blog<- And yeah. I'm absolutely sure nothing supernatural exists in this world. SCIENCE EVERYWHERE. SCIENCE CAN EXPLAIN ALL THAT WEIRD SHIT. >>Reference and bio<< ~~Something with me~~ ~~Moron's Immortality strips~~

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Yens what were your parents like if you don't mind me asking?

Yens: Oh they not were, they ARE pretty fine, I guess. Mom at least, cuz she doesn't have to live with me. Just look at my dad's happy face and see for yourself what kind of delight it is to share apartment with me :3 As for their personalities... well my mom is idealist, she wants everything to be done perfectly, that's what always pissed me, but now I'm more like her myself. And my dad used to be a good guy I guess but now he drinks too much to remind me of human being. 

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Здравствуйте х) Для начала хочу выразить вам огромную благодарность за ваше творчество, богиня. Безусловно, вы - богиня своего дела :3 обожаю вас. Тут мне в голову закралась дурацкая мысль - пересечь вашего ОС (Йенса) и моего (Йонне) вышло убогое говнище, собственно,как и качество фото,к сожалению тт мне стыдно такое постить публично.    еще раз извиняюсь за качество(

[ООООООООМММГГГГГГГГ!!!!!*_________* Спасибо огромное хахахах!)))))))) Черт, ваще прям аааа спасибо!! Рисунок просто супер!)))) я, вроде, даже смогла прочитать все буковки))) спасибище!!]

[I think I’ll translate it a bit ^^ nagoyakid sends many sweet words to me and also a drawing where their OC Ionne (sorry if I spelled it wrong in eng) meets Yens XDD Looks like here Yens took a very wrong book to read in a restroom XDDD

Text in pic:

"Hmmm... what do we have here to read..."

"The fuck you need??"

"Where the hell did you get from?! Toilet Satan! Why some fuckers always cling to me..."]

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Yens: I wanna swing my dong all day!!

P.S.

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[I'M SO SORRY]

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Whoops went random again

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Yens: Sometimes it looks like I have two dogs >.<

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Does Jason often spank Yens? =u=

Jason: Not as often as I’d like. I do it pretty rarely to save his ass.

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Yens: BUT I DON’T NEED TO SAVE YOURS BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Yens: That's.... that was me jerking off harshly and cut my finger... and... ugh... the rest of mah body... NEVERMIND!!!!!

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LOL XD I think I'll take 5 posts with boobs ^^ (concidering my speed of answering XD )

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>.<

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BECAUSE.

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Yens: I know, I know, that's above greatness, but I know, I'm pretty talented.

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Yens: But to tell you the truth I love living near the source of infinite terror, fuck yeah. Like on a volcano

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Note: Never take Yens to sushi bar.

Yens: Yeah, I know that's the question about my work, but lemme keep it in secret! MUAHAHAHAHA Since you mentioned food, I couldn't fucking stand!! I LOVE SPEAKING ABOUT FOOD!!!!!!!

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Yens: Ugh... well. I used to have two of them. But my elder bro Vince has died and now there's just this dick-faced bitch, Airens, my twin, is left. I'd honestly prefer him dead instead. Well, he hates me too, ha-ha. And Vince was... I admired him. He was so cool, so strong. Hey he had once smashed my face so strong I lost my tooth! Lol. Well thankfully that was milk-tooth. And yep, he did it for a reason. I put a rotten fish in his boots and told Airens that Vince's feet stink like woman. He laughed. I was damn proud of my joke. Well, until I had to pay for it. But honestly I miss Vince.  Fuuuuuuck!!! I'm not use to be that outspoken! Fucking drink. *looks at the bottle*

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Ok ok I'm almost done with random stuff XD

Ah yeah not everyone appreciate crossdressing X'D Ouch...

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I'm not even sorry, Jason! But you owe me a monitor! >.<