#fucking cake

[fuckyeahfightlock]

I can't make a cute piece of fan art to celebrate Sherlock's birthday with my fandom friendses, but I can remind us all to read this classic crack fic with an appropriate theme.

Fucking Cake by Random Nexus

It's locked to AO3 users, but on the bright side, you will get a laugh and you can jill off to it. No one will judge.

[azucarmorennna]

Things that I hate about the days to follow up my birthday. Cake. So much cake. It’s like why am I bothering with going to the gym if I’m gonna be getting three fucking Cakes. Balloons, My living room is full of balloons. Back to cakes I get back from work and the first thing I see in the fridge is cake Guess who’s going to have cake for lunch instead of their actual meal. Me. Am I gonna hate myself for it later. Most likely. For now let’s enjoy the cake

[missnightcap]

And that cake. That cake looks amazing. I need it.

[skull--emoji]

I’m taking my cut pretty slow and going at my own pace.

But at the same time i’m pissed off because i’m not where I want to be.

Seeing some light striations in my shoulders though.  

[fuckingtouched-blog]

I crave cake. I crave my bed. I crave cake in my bed. I crave a someone to go get me a cake and deliver it to me, in bed, and then leaves.

[therosecolouredpost]

I OPENED A GIF SET OF 2014//2015 LUKE AND THEN MY DASH STARTED RANDOMLY PLAYING CALUM SAYING PRINCESS ON LOOP FROM A REBLOG AND IM SO CAKE AF RN ITS NOT OKAY

[thebastardofgold]

Im so lazy I procrastinate eating cake

[animefreecs-blog]

After getting into a heated argument over the ruined cake Hisoka accidentally confesses his love for you out of frustration, Illumi and yourself are taken aback by his sudden outburst of feelings

I turn red, Illumi genuinely showing shock in his eyes, Hisoka tries to play it cool but its obvious that despise how impossible it seems, he is embarrassed at himself. My hands begin shaking so I take the decision to walk out of the kitchen and head to my bedroom.