Ask, and I shall answer.

I, Zote the Mighty, knight of great renown, have graciously decided to share my plentiful knowledge that I have gained from my many harrowing adventures with you simple weaklings. Ask me any question, and I shall answer it.

[ask-zote-the-mighty]

I, Zote the Mighty, knight of great renown, will share my vast knowledge with you weaklings.

You may ask anything, and I will respond.

(below the cut is actually me, not Zote)

I will accept any and all asks and respond as Zote to the best of my ability. I use Zote's dialogue from the game and the 57 precepts as a reference to make sure everything actually sounds like Zote, also for questions about Zote's past, I will either be vague or just use my headcanon based on his dialogue if the question is too direct. If it takes too long for me to respond, it is because I am asleep or I have better things to do than answer asks on a gimmick blog on tumblr. (or I forgot). I try to answer asks in the order I recieved them but if I have a backlog and you asked a difficult question, I may answer other asks while I think about yours. Other than right here or in tags, I will not break character ever on this blog. If you have questions for me as a person, not Zote, comment on this post or ask my main blog, @knight-of-hallownest .

[ask-zote-the-mighty]

Zote how did you get such a perfect muscular form

Through many years of fighting beasts and monsters.

[i-am-a-fish]

any deep breath enjoyers logged in right now

[i-am-a-fish]

any stretch enjoyers

[i-am-a-fish]

hello? anyone

[i-am-a-fish]

is anyone there

[ask-zote-the-mighty]

It is I, Zote the Mighty, Knight of Great Renown! I am always a fan of a good stretch and a deep breath. Rest is one of the most important activities for a great knight such as myself. What say you, small fish?

[ask-zote-the-mighty]

hello there zote the mighty.. could you... could.. please

TAKE THIS ANOYING CUR AS YOU'RE SON?

Pls take/ADOPT this horendous creature out of my HOUSE

I shall never raise a child! Children are bothersome idiots, and I'll have nothing to do with them! Out! Out I say!

[ask-zote-the-mighty]

What would you, Zote the Mighty, say to the Deepnest kind, such as myself? Any advice, or tips on how one may be as mighty as you?

You must stop hiding in your dank, smelly catacombs and ambushing helpless prey, and fight in the open like a true warrior!

[ask-zote-the-mighty]

give you hamburger

What do you want me to do with this mass of ground meat? It is quite unsettling to look at...

Take it away immediately! I want it out of my presence!

[ask-zote-the-mighty]

Have you not considered the fact that you look absolutely fabulous in those yellow stilettos?

I do not care about my looks! These tall shoes seem cumbersome and unwieldy! I shall have no part in it.

[microwavingtoniii]

I have magic powers that can turn flop posts into flop posts that I reblogged 3 times and it didn’t become funnier

[microwavingtoniii]

Listen boss I respect the effort but they always try to get me a 10k note post and they never succeed Nobody evades success like I do

[brave-bumblebee248]

Nonono you don't understand. I'm reblogging this ten thousand times

[microwavingtoniii]

They’ve tried that before too and they all gave up before they got anywhere

[knight-of-hallownest]

We're so close! Only 3000 more!

[wolygan]

Victory is within our grasp.

[ask-zote-the-mighty]

hello again

Yet another portrait of myself. Why does this one have such large yellow feet? Explain yourself!

[cornbabylaughter]

stilettos, they are boots. I don't remember why I started doing this.

[ask-zote-the-mighty]

I do not wear boots! Why would you depict me with boots which I do not have?

[cornbabylaughter]

As I said, I do not remember.

[ask-zote-the-mighty]

Well, I won't longer on mysteries. Begone now, and do not repeat your offense!

[ask-zote-the-mighty]

hello again

Yet another portrait of myself. Why does this one have such large yellow feet? Explain yourself!

[cornbabylaughter]

stilettos, they are boots. I don't remember why I started doing this.

[ask-zote-the-mighty]

I do not wear boots! Why would you depict me with boots which I do not have?

[ask-zote-the-mighty]

Mr. The Mighty, I was hoping I could get your opinion on something. I am aware that you arent much of a fan when it comes to the concept of video games, but I would like to do a generic run of a game - as in whilst playing I have my character obey all 57 Precepts.

What type of game would give me the best shot at this? I am aware that for such a run I would need to create my own weapon as opposed to the generic weapons that games can occasionally hand out.

You would have the best chance in real life! As all the precepts were written for life they must be executed in life.

[ask-zote-the-mighty]

can i kiss you 😽❤️ also do you like vocaloid?

You may not! Stay back you vile harlot! Begone!

[ask-zote-the-mighty]

Poshanka!

You speak the language of an honourable warrior. Poshanka! I have dealt with your kind on many occasions, and while I do not agree with all of your ways, you are an honourable and strong people, and you have my respect.

[ask-zote-the-mighty]

trick or treat!

I shall give you neither! I owe you nothing, and I will keep it that way.

[ask-zote-the-mighty]

The Robin God

Another vile beast for me to slay!

[ask-zote-the-mighty]

Oh, the great and mighty Zote, what is your opinion on the meek bugs of Deepnest?

Those cowards hide in their dark twists, turns, and tunnels. I despise them greatly! The last time I ventured down into those dank catacombs, I was kidnapped and tied up! Not that it was any inhibition on my action or anything other than a minor inconvenience for me.

[ask-zote-the-mighty]

oh Zote the high and mighty, what is your favorite precept?

It is obviously the 57th and final precept! All precepts are equally important, and the 57th states that you must obey all of them and commit them to memory.