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[microwavingtoniii]

Welcome aboard!

Hihihi matey my name is Toni or Toniii or Microwavington or Microwavington III or the Microwave or Microwave Man or Captain probably. Call me whatever you think my name is! I’m non binary I gots they/them and he/him pronouns and I’m a pirate right now

I like to draw and write but I mainly tell jokes

This post was last updated: 5/29, corrected amount of wordle I’ve played, updated fandom list

Extra stuff below the cut!

Fandoms I’m in:

-Pokemon

-Hollow Knight

-Deltarune

-My OCs (if that counts? I’m the only one in this ‘fandom’ tbh)

-YouTube Rap Battles

-Assassination Classroom

-OneShot

-Miis

-Invincible

-Parkour Civilization/PVP Civilization

-Friendlocke

-Bug Fables

-Smash Bros

-Kirby

FAQ

Do you take commissions?

Kinda! I take art requests, but I don’t work for money, and I will not promise anyone anything cause I’m forgetful and sometimes I just do not get how to draw something. No real defined restrictions but I can deny your request if I see fit

Can I ask you a question?

That’s a ridiculous question frankly. yes please ask me anything!!

Do you exist elsewhere?

Yes! You can find me on Twitter, where I post art occasionally, Artfight (also a great resource to learn about my OCs even if you don’t participate!), and my very inactive AO3. I also run the blogs @zoteboateveryday, posting daily Zote art, and @big-penis. Can you believe I got that shit? Crazy

Can I be your friend?

Of course!!

Why are you a microwave?

The reason I’m a microwave is because you are what you eat!

What happened to Microwavington the first and second?

The reason I’m a microwave is because you are what you eat!

Who’s your favorite Pokemon?

Lurantis!!

Where will you go if Tumblr dies?

Hell. But feel free to ask for my discord if you want it

Music recommendations?

i am not a good person to ask for those. but if you wanna hear about rap battles go for it by all means

Can i ask about your OCs?

YES!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!

Can i ask about your art process/thought process on a piece/post?

Of course!! A lot goes into almost everything and i think some of it is pretty cool!

Are you single?

Yes, very

Do you have a sona?

2! A regular sona and a pokesona!

Or just a regular microwave. not an uncommon representation of myself. No fursona because I’m a little scared to venture into that world but it would be a spider. do whatever you want with that information

What is your favorite color?

i. use context clues (purple!!)

What are your cool accomplishments?

112% Hollow Knight, nearly 3 years of daily art with minimal misses, 6 shiny Pokemon that i still currently own, 2 random 4 hunted, over a 80% winrate on wordle unlimited from over 700 games

What’s your name/what do you sound like/where do you live/how old are you/where is your treasure buried

It is up to interpretation

Can I draw your OCs/sonas?

YES!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!

Do you love the world?

Of course

Are these questions actually asked very frequently?

No

Images:

that’s the only one i couldnt find any others

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[holyfunnyhistoryherring]

Transcript: Yesterday my cousin said that my rooster wasn't a real rooster. He said he's a Walmart rooster. *chicken noises* Does this not look like a real rooster to you? *chicken makes a sound again* Sure, he's small, but he has feelings.

[faeblesmith]

important context this person looks and sounds like they’re gonna cry

[lastoneout]

Also important to note that the rooster appears to be roughly the size of a large pigeon.

[lastoneout]

The pigeon people have informed me he is the size of a normal pigeon, or perhaps even a small pigeon. Fucking rip.

[memorydatas]

does anyone else remember when michaels (art supply company) accidentally made omegle again

[shadowthian]

when they What

[memorydatas]

michaels added a feature for a while in sept. 2020 where shoppers could ask questions that would be answered live by other shoppers anonymously. which led to some good michaels interactions.

[m000sey]

🩷🍓

[sunnydr0pp]

yuri

[maeru-tan]

little guys :)

[motheranarchy88]

Madeline

Cooler Madeline

Just a little doodles cuz I'm BORED

[lizbot]

Yeah, but what if Leif had access to a car???

been playing the new forza horizon game. It's fun.

[mewsmeme]

noelle !!

[sheep-heavenlyy]

Pixel brush Ralsei

[hagfishovo]

[romehbo]

[bakersfield-row]

[soberdruguser]

"I like it here in heaven" I said, "there's no evil people up here.

"I'M AN EVIL PERSON" cried Evil Jenny, her sweaty vagina flopping all over the place

[sheep-heavenlyy]

rare het gem

[sheep-heavenlyy]

fluffy boy sketching

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