Zwei!

Ask/rp Zwei blog part time shipwar-y watchdog

[why-is-neo-smiling]

Neo is smiling because she stole Zwei and can now cuddle with pupper

sniffs......... this is truly the best timeline...............

[taiyang-too-long]

[ask-zwei]

"Bork"

[zonerbonerz]

Ask and ye shall receive 

The pdf

[nereshai]

Warlock

[arcpaladin-jaune]

Bork! Bork!

“Yeah the train station is just a couple miles that way.”

[ask-zwei]

Zwei nods and wags his tail "Woof!!"

[chitty-chitty-yang-yang]

Zwei tilted his head. The small creature his former master was holding was staring at him and making the most nonsensical noises he could think of. It resembled a human, but it was so tiny. Yang's mate was holding another creature identical to this one, and they looked very similar to both the elder humans. Could these be human pups? Curious, Zwei padded over to the little one in Yang's arms, sniffed its head a few times and giving a small affectionate lick.

Yang couldn’t help the laugh that escaped her as Eve squirmed a little, seeming uncomfortable and disgusted by the licking.

“It’s not that bad Eve.”

Yang carefully scratched at Zwei’s cheek while holding her daughter.

“Such a good boy!”

[ask-zwei]

Bork!

[why-is-neo-smiling]

How do you think Shopkeep works?

I dunno man, he just boosts ur aura or whatever with machine. Someone link me the post freaking out about how it looks like the aura transfer machine that sapped up Amber’s powers, because guys we asked for Amber and LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO HER-

[uncle-rez]

Now I can’t unsee that!

[why-is-neo-smiling]

SHOPKEEP IS USING P E O P L E HE WASN’T FUCKING AROUND

[ask-amber-former-maiden]

SOMEONE ELSE GETS IT

[why-is-neo-smiling]

#SAVEAMBER

[yang-for-your-buck]

WAIT… THERES AN AMBER BLOG?! W H Y?!

[ask-amber-former-maiden]

DAMN YOU I’M NOT DEAD

[why-is-neo-smiling]

I gotta give it to you the mun of the amber blog btw that you’re playing a background/side character as ur muse and I super respect that. You don’t see a lot of that, and it’s always so interesting because the mun really builds the personality.

That, and RWBY has background characters that are way too awesome and get zero content. You are literally my hero <3 sorry for taking this conversation down a serious path, but I wanted to tell u

[overlord-shopkeep]

shhhhhhhhhhhh

[why-is-neo-smiling]

Oh gosH HE FOUND US

[ask-amber-former-maiden]

G-GUYS!? … OH NO… HHHHHHEEEEEELLLLLpppppppp…….

[why-is-neo-smiling]

NOOOO! THE RWBY RP COMMUNITY GETS AN AMBER BLOG, AND WE KILL EM!

[overlord-shopkeep]

Shhhhhhhhh

Theres no more Amber…

O n l y m e

[why-is-neo-smiling]

D:

SORRY AMBER I’D HELP YOU OUT BUT I DON’T WANT TO BE NEXT

[ask-amber-former-maiden]

H…..e…….l….

…

[overlord-shopkeep]

shhhhhhhhhhh

N e o …

[why-is-neo-smiling]

IF I STAY QUIET CAN MY BLOG BE SPARED

[ghost-of-roman-torchwick]

Neo RUN HE IS WHAT KILLED ME, HE’S TOO STRONG, SAVE YOURSELF!!

[why-is-neo-smiling]

NOBODY CAN DEFEAT SHOPKEEP THIS ISN’T EVEN HIS TRUE POWER, I DON’T WANT TO BE THE NEXT AMBER!

[ask-jinn]

No… it’s the ones the gods warned us about…. S-STAY BACK!

[why-is-neo-smiling]

Even the being of the RELIC OF KNOWLEDGE IS SCARED!! THIS IS NOT GOOD!!

[ask-god-of-light]

M-MASTER!? w-what are you d-doing here….

N-no I can’t… NO, BROTHER SAVE YOURSELF

[why-is-neo-smiling]

SAVE YOURSELVES NOT EVEN THE GODS ARE ENOUGH!! IS ANYONE ABLE TO SAVE US?!

[ask-zwei]

Bork

[taiyang-too-long]

if qrow licked everything, it's rightfully his now!! YOU DON'T OWN ANYTHING TAI, THEYVE BEEN CLAIMED, YOU SHOULD HAVE LICKED THEM FIRST!!

“Everything in my home and Patch itself is the sole property of Zwei by divine right.”

“Now amount of licking will change that”

[ask-zwei]

Boof

[ask-zwei]

"Hey Zwei,Now Yes I know you're a Boy, But I was Wondering,... Jaune and I are getting Married And,... Would you like to be our "Flower Girl"!?" She patted his head playfully.

*OVERJOYED AND EXCITED BARKING!!!*

*TACKLE LICKS AND LOVE*

*INTENSE AGREEMENT AND JOY*

[taiyang-too-long]

Tai... I found something. It's urgent.

“Urgent? What’s wrong slick?”

[summers-one-rose]

Cue anxious bicolor-haired female unsure of how to explain what she has seen. “Fluffy. Fluff ball. Can I keep it? I’m keeping it either way. I can’t tell if it’s a dog or a very confused rabbit.”

[taiyang-too-long]

“Well uh…I don’t know if a pet is such a good idea Summer..they’re a lot of responsibility and..”

Taiyang was trying very hard to look anywhere but into those silver eyes.

[ask-zwei]

Puppy Zwei *whine?*

[taiyang-too-long]

Are you more powerful then shaggy?

“Not even close. The only being that could defeat him would be Zwei”

[ask-zwei]

AAAWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[the-last-rose-gone]

But clearly you love Zwei more then Yang and Ruby right?

‘‘I love my girls more…. Sorry Zwei.’‘

[ask-zwei]

*sad but understanding whine*

[the-last-rose-gone]

"Bork! Bork!" Summer turns to see a small black and white fluff ball waddling up to her.

[ask-zwei]

*HAPPY BORKING*

[the-last-rose-gone]

‘‘Who is a good boy? You are, Zwei! You’re the best boy!’’

[ask-zwei]

*affectionate nuzzles*

[the-last-rose-gone]

[ask-zwei]

*TAIL WAGGLE*

[the-last-rose-gone]

[ask-zwei]

*Ingage AFFECTIONATE NOSE LICKS*

[the-last-rose-gone]

"Bork! Bork!" Summer turns to see a small black and white fluff ball waddling up to her.

[ask-zwei]

*HAPPY BORKING*

[the-last-rose-gone]

‘‘Who is a good boy? You are, Zwei! You’re the best boy!’’

[ask-zwei]

*affectionate nuzzles*

[the-last-rose-gone]

[ask-zwei]

*TAIL WAGGLE*

[the-last-rose-gone]

"Bork! Bork!" Summer turns to see a small black and white fluff ball waddling up to her.

[ask-zwei]

*HAPPY BORKING*

[the-last-rose-gone]

‘‘Who is a good boy? You are, Zwei! You’re the best boy!’’

[ask-zwei]

*affectionate nuzzles*

[the-last-rose-gone]

"Bork! Bork!" Summer turns to see a small black and white fluff ball waddling up to her.

[ask-zwei]

*HAPPY BORKING*

[ask-zwei]

Good dog here *gives the corgi a treat*

BARK BARK *tail waggle*

[ask-zwei]

*excessive fluff cuddles to calm the nerves of the adorable faunus* BORK BARK!

@ask-ilia

[ask-zwei]

Ask-Illia She Is Helping In The Pun War

BARK BARK