They'll never know @overlord-shopkeep - Tumblr Blog

And from the depth of my slumber I have awoken

"Excuse me, sir, I'd like two of every kind of crystal(, not powder) dust please."

*he begins placing the crystals in a bag*

"And what method of payment?" His voice was raspy and dry

taiyang-too-long

The time is now, the harvest has started, who will you save

You who protect your children beware. . .

You cannot save them all. . .

When it all comes to light who will you have become. . .

And will you answer for the blood spilt in your name

//Do you accept random rp starters?

(I ENCOURAGE them

oh hey, wouldja look at that

I suddenly feel like fighting a Maiden

———

NOOOOOO

Now you can harness the power too

Why do I need saving?

Shopkeep. Aura siphoning machine. You’re the next target. Run. RUN.

Y o u C A N T E S C A P E

T H E H A R V E S T

Wait isn't that Shopkeep the dark side?

He’s the darker dark side. I am NOT going NEAR HIM! EVER!

W h o s a i d i t w a s a

C h o i c e?

taiyang-too-long

(ಠ_[SDC]) Blek why u no lov meh?!

Cuz u is butt (^._.^)

(థ_[SDC])

[ In everyone’s best interest, you, Taiyang himself, are grounded from your own blog. I hope you think long and hard about what you did, blah blah what parents say. ]

taiyang-too-long

“See Neo, that’s why you’re my favorite”

[ Flattery will get you nowhere! You’re still grounded! But I can be bought. Meanwhile, does it mean I’m the one in charge if Tai is grounded? Do I possess all of the power? ]

thesumosnipe

Nope. Power goes to Fire Mom in case Luvdaddy is incapacitated.

[ If Tai can ground Cinder for too many outfits, and I can ground Tai for shitposts, then I can ground anyone! I am INVINCIBLE! ]

“You can ground Tai but you aren’t invincible.”

“…”

“In fact it’s really easy to make you.. fall apart.”

[ FOR THAT PUN, YOU’RE GROUNDED! No fashionable outfits until Volume 7 is released! ]

“YOU CAN’T GROUND ME! I’M YOUR MOM!”

[ DON’T BACK TALK ME! TO YOUR ROOM! NOW! ]

“NO! YOU GO TO YOUR ROOM!”

[ Who’s in charge here? Me! So YOU go to YOUR room! ]

I have a room you can go to

How did you borrow Lord Popo's power?

Who said he didn't borrow it from me?

Levels a grenade launcher at the Shopkeeper minions. “You’ll take the Ice Cream Queen over my dead body!!!” Rally cry to protect Neo!!

[ Please protect me! He said I’m on the list! He’ll kill me too if nobody does anything! ]

Y o u t h i n k t h a t s

E n o u g h ? ? ?

“Leave my daughter alone Damnit!”

A h … C i n d e r

I ’ v e n e e d e d s o m e

E x t r a l i m b s

“I hope you like the taste of Grimm!”

“Because I’m going to shove my Grimm fist down your throat! And take out your left lung!”

B i g w o r d s

E m p t y

L i k e y o u r s o u l

“…”

“The F**k that supposed to mean?!”

“Gods! Always with the cryptic one-liners!”

Y o u s o l d y o u r

S o u l l o n g a g o

I n e v e r h a d o n e

“Sold my …”

“Ok, you’ve completely lost me.”

You’re a shell

You have no power here

Leave while you can

Neo will fall but not now

Give it time

We will meet again

“If you think I’m going to walk away and let you do who-knows-what to my ice cream daughter! You are wrong!”

H o w …

U n f o r t u n a t e

[ I am sick of you! Leave Cinder alone! I won’t let you hurt her, and she won’t let you hurt me. Go bother those Huntsmen, that would be a treat. But leave Ruby for Cinny, alright? ]

You wish for me to leave the silver eyed warrior? I do not take thoes who are so young... as for Cinder, she has a different destiny, you are further down my list, time is a commodity you have

Levels a grenade launcher at the Shopkeeper minions. “You’ll take the Ice Cream Queen over my dead body!!!” Rally cry to protect Neo!!

[ Please protect me! He said I’m on the list! He’ll kill me too if nobody does anything! ]

Y o u t h i n k t h a t s

E n o u g h ? ? ?

“Leave my daughter alone Damnit!”

A h … C i n d e r

I ’ v e n e e d e d s o m e

E x t r a l i m b s

“I hope you like the taste of Grimm!”

“Because I’m going to shove my Grimm fist down your throat! And take out your left lung!”

B i g w o r d s

E m p t y

L i k e y o u r s o u l

“…”

“The F**k that supposed to mean?!”

“Gods! Always with the cryptic one-liners!”

Y o u s o l d y o u r

S o u l l o n g a g o

I n e v e r h a d o n e

“Sold my …”

“Ok, you’ve completely lost me.”

You’re a shell

You have no power here

Leave while you can

Neo will fall but not now

Give it time

We will meet again

“If you think I’m going to walk away and let you do who-knows-what to my ice cream daughter! You are wrong!”

H o w . . .

U n f o r t u n a t e

Levels a grenade launcher at the Shopkeeper minions. “You’ll take the Ice Cream Queen over my dead body!!!” Rally cry to protect Neo!!

[ Please protect me! He said I’m on the list! He’ll kill me too if nobody does anything! ]

Y o u t h i n k t h a t s

E n o u g h ? ? ?

“Leave my daughter alone Damnit!”

A h … C i n d e r

I ’ v e n e e d e d s o m e

E x t r a l i m b s

“I hope you like the taste of Grimm!”

“Because I’m going to shove my Grimm fist down your throat! And take out your left lung!”

B i g w o r d s

E m p t y

L i k e y o u r s o u l

“…”

“The F**k that supposed to mean?!”

“Gods! Always with the cryptic one-liners!”

Y o u s o l d y o u r

S o u l l o n g a g o

I n e v e r h a d o n e

“Sold my …”

“Ok, you’ve completely lost me.”

You’re a shell

You have no power here

Leave while you can

Neo will fall but not now

Give it time

We will meet again

“If you think I’m going to walk away and let you do who-knows-what to my ice cream daughter! You are wrong!”

I never said you would be the one walking

Goodbye for now Cinder

...

Levels a grenade launcher at the Shopkeeper minions. “You’ll take the Ice Cream Queen over my dead body!!!” Rally cry to protect Neo!!

[ Please protect me! He said I’m on the list! He’ll kill me too if nobody does anything! ]

Y o u t h i n k t h a t s

E n o u g h ? ? ?

“Leave my daughter alone Damnit!”

A h … C i n d e r

I ’ v e n e e d e d s o m e

E x t r a l i m b s

“I hope you like the taste of Grimm!”

“Because I’m going to shove my Grimm fist down your throat! And take out your left lung!”

B i g w o r d s

E m p t y

L i k e y o u r s o u l

“…”

“The F**k that supposed to mean?!”

“Gods! Always with the cryptic one-liners!”

Y o u s o l d y o u r

S o u l l o n g a g o

I n e v e r h a d o n e

“Sold my …”

“Ok, you’ve completely lost me.”

You're a shell

You have no power here

Leave while you can

Neo will fall but not now

Give it time

We will meet again

Levels a grenade launcher at the Shopkeeper minions. “You’ll take the Ice Cream Queen over my dead body!!!” Rally cry to protect Neo!!

[ Please protect me! He said I’m on the list! He’ll kill me too if nobody does anything! ]

Y o u t h i n k t h a t s

E n o u g h ? ? ?

“Leave my daughter alone Damnit!”

A h … C i n d e r

I ’ v e n e e d e d s o m e

E x t r a l i m b s

“I hope you like the taste of Grimm!”

“Because I’m going to shove my Grimm fist down your throat! And take out your left lung!”

B i g w o r d s

E m p t y

L i k e y o u r s o u l

“…”

“The F**k that supposed to mean?!”

“Gods! Always with the cryptic one-liners!”

Y o u s o l d y o u r

S o u l l o n g a g o

I n e v e r h a d o n e

Levels a grenade launcher at the Shopkeeper minions. “You’ll take the Ice Cream Queen over my dead body!!!” Rally cry to protect Neo!!

[ Please protect me! He said I’m on the list! He’ll kill me too if nobody does anything! ]

Y o u t h i n k t h a t s

E n o u g h ? ? ?

“Leave my daughter alone Damnit!”

A h … C i n d e r

I ’ v e n e e d e d s o m e

E x t r a l i m b s

“I hope you like the taste of Grimm!”

“Because I’m going to shove my Grimm fist down your throat! And take out your left lung!”

B i g w o r d s

E m p t y

L i k e y o u r s o u l

Levels a grenade launcher at the Shopkeeper minions. “You’ll take the Ice Cream Queen over my dead body!!!” Rally cry to protect Neo!!

[ Please protect me! He said I’m on the list! He’ll kill me too if nobody does anything! ]

Y o u t h i n k t h a t s

E n o u g h ? ? ?

“Leave my daughter alone Damnit!”

A h . . . C i n d e r

I ' v e n e e d e d s o m e

E x t r a l i m b s

Levels a grenade launcher at the Shopkeeper minions. “You’ll take the Ice Cream Queen over my dead body!!!” Rally cry to protect Neo!!

[ Please protect me! He said I’m on the list! He’ll kill me too if nobody does anything! ]