Jet & Albert

A Cyborg 009 askblog. Askbox is : OPEN

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Don't worry Archaia Jet, I'm sure Archaia Albert likes your hair.

Archaia!Jet: Sometimes a little too much…

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So Jets and Alberts (all of them) what if u meet a psycho jet and Albert ya no one u likes to torture and kill. What would u do?

Sorry Anon but we don't quite understand your question.

Yeah, I mean... we're the good guys?

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Do u no what furbies are?

Devilspawn.

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Hey Jet do you think Pearl of the Crystal Gems is your long lost sister?

Actually I think she's some kind of alien, but the resemblance is uncanny, right? She's totally uptight though.

Kinda like Albert, come to think of it.

Maybe she's your lovechild or something.

Who's side are you on?!

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All Jets what would you do if you (all of you) If u met a female version of you? :3

Haven't we already?

Ahaha!

Will you lay off about the hair?!

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Who's afraid of spiders?

I used to be but getting your free will taken away and your humanity thrown into question really puts things in perspective.

 G.B's still afraid of them though.

That's true! I swear he jumped at least fifteen feet off the ground when that thing landed on him.

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All Jets and Alberts Do you guys know there's yaoi of you to together?

There's what? What's that?

Oh no, they're new, they don't know...

Don't know what?

Well, you'll find out some time....

[Please Stand By]

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Funny thing is, they're more imaginative than we are.

We've gotten some ideas that way!

Jet, please.

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Happy new year dad! and you too Jet! I hope you had fun

Why does he keep calling you dad?

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And why do you keep getting so embarrassed about it?

Well we always wanted children, so...

Oh...

Softies.

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Hey guys! :D So what you guys getting each other for Christmas?

He always gets me something dumb, like a book. I mean, do I look like an egghead to you?

There’s nothing “uncool” about learning, Jet. But no, I didn’t get you a book.

Then what did you get me?

You’ll have to wait and see.

Spill it, Heinrich!

You can wait 10 days you ungrateful child!

But I wanna know…

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Fine, here. Frohe Weihnachten.

Jet: I haven’t seen one of these since I was a kid! How did you know?!

I guessed. I wanted it to be something thoughtful.

Th-thanks, Albert…

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Why does Jet (all the jets) always end blowing himself up? is it some kind of kink or is his body just made of flammable blood?

Hey, that stuff happens, okay?

Yeah, I mean when an evil organization is trying to kill you left and right, there’s gonna be some “incidents”.

Right, in our line of work it’s just sort of an occupational hazard.

About the flammable blood though, we don’t exactly have blood anymore, what with all the modifications. Mostly it’s stuff like hydraulic fluid, oil, coolant, and even rocket fuel in my case. Which… is all pretty flammable.

More like explosive.

No one asked you!!

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So, does anyone have any weird morning habits?

I’m not really sure if it counts as a habit but ever since we escaped I noticed Albert can’t function without his morning coffee. He’s a total pain in the ass without it.

That’s not weird. There are many people who need caffeine in the morning. Besides, it’s better than your immediate need to check the internet for hours after you wake up. You could at least shower before you blow your whole day online.

Hey, I gotta keep connected! Just ‘cause you’re too old fashioned to use a cell phone doesn’t mean the rest of the world is.

How is endlessly scrolling a blogging site with the same three pictures of funny cats over and over staying connected?

Shut up!

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So I've heard that Albert used to be (or is still) very shy, izzat true?

I did use to be. As a child, I clung to my mother’s skirts whenever we went out anywhere and wouldn’t make eye contact with anyone.

It was the same for me, granted that was much longer ago. Eventually we all got over it, like most children do.

Considering a great deal of our schooling was during the Third Reich, there wasn’t much choice. They didn’t put up with much.

We managed. It’s simply the way it was at the time. 

I wonder why the other 004 hasn’t weighed in on this question.

Perhaps he still is shy.

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"Hi dad!"

Wow, Ivan... you've grown.

And he called you dad.

N-no! I'm sure he's looking for Doctor Gilmore! 

..what's with that reaction?

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to either incarnation, do you guys have any plans for halloween?

We’re a bit too old for Halloween at this point. Mostly we stay home and watch old black and white horror films.

He’s always asleep by 9 o’clock like an old geezer!

That’s lame! We’re having a party at Koizumi’s! It’s a super hero theme too so I have the best costumes picked out!

Oh great…

All that’s kid’s stuff! I’m makin’ Heinrich take me to the most haunted castle in Germany.

You’re going to get frightened.

No way! I’m not scared of anything!

((Fast forward to Halloween…))

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Let's start this thing with an awkward question! to 2001 Jet, have you ever given nosenuzzles to anyone? :3c

Maybe I have, maybe I haven't! If I had, it wouldn't be anyone else's business but mine and...well, the other person who better not say anything either!

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Welcome to the blog!

Guten tag everyone. I'm Albert Heinrich, also known as 004.

As am I.

Me as well.

Well that's not going to get confusing at all.

Don't start, Jet.

Nah he's right. I mean, I'm Jet too.

Pretty much, though at least they can tell us apart.

They do sort of have a point... My design hasn't changed all that much over the years, but his...

Ah. Well. We'll get the hang of it. In any case, this is a blog where you can ask three iterations of each of us anything you'd like.

Anything?

Well maybe not anything.

((Welcome! Here you can ask the 2001 Series, Re:Cyborg, and Archaia comics versions of Jet and Albert whatever you'd like! Just be gentle, they're new at this.))