Lost At Sea

Lauren|30|Actual Mermaid|she/her|🩷🩵💜|Masterlist

[goth-queen]

[danswank]

it’s my favorite band: total diva, hot mama, the flirt, + bad influence

[snoopyoftheday]

snoopy of the day

[pinklimodriver]

How I feel laughing along at 5sos interviews like I'm the 5th second

[almondmilkhunnis]

michael @ rock in rio 2017

[leolaroot]

a kitty is like a stuffed animal that is so heavy and it bite you and she loves you so much and you're best friends

[definitely-not-lordenglish]

Starting a collection

[definitely-not-lordenglish]

[definitely-not-lordenglish]

[definitely-not-lordenglish]

[definitely-not-lordenglish]

[definitely-not-lordenglish]

[definitely-not-lordenglish]

[definitely-not-lordenglish]

[home-and-having-tea]

[divorcedwife]

look at the republican calendar and see which animal/plant/item is associated with your birthday ok. if you're born january 14 you get the day of the cat

[divorcedwife]

solidarity for everyone who was born on the day of the cistern or the watering can or something like that

[depsidase]

[willpowers]

white usamericans when asked how they're doing, will never say "bad". they'll just say "I'm hanging in there" and that is universally understood as them being so so bad. like. no american is happily hanging in there. we don't like the hang.

[buddingblues]

[r4zor2thr0sary]

happy doldrums day to all the gays and fob fans

[filyahehh]

smartest cat ever!

[constanz-za]

Detail of a bronze statue of Standing Parvati. Chola period, c.1200 CE, Tamil Nadu, India

[important-cat-pics]

[shirleyjacksons]

more people need to be embarrassed about being bad dog owners

[shirleyjacksons]

you’re a bad dog owner if you don’t train your pet. you’re a bad dog owner if you can’t read their signs of pain, discomfort, or anxiety. you’re a bad dog owner if you only bring them to the vet when they are being an inconvenience to you. full stop.

[shirleyjacksons]

the number of times i have walked into a room to a dog with whale eyes and piloerection and the owner notes how i’m keeping my distance and they say “oh he doesn’t bite!” no wonder your dog is badly behaved, you never bothered to learn his language!

[honeyrosepetals]

[befikra]

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water