Abe Morgan Ask Blog

My name is Abraham Morgan, and my story isn't quite as long as my father's. You can use this blog to ask me questions about me and my life, or about my father - I really don't mind.

[askabemorgan]

How do you feel when Henry dies? Do you still worry, even after all this time? (please don't confer with Henry)

Do I still worry? How would you feel if your father was dying every other week? I mean, I know that he can’t die, I’ve known that since I was a kid. But still, whenever I see him in pain, I can’t help worrying, you know? He is my father, and there’s a part of me that can’t help thinking that maybe this time, it’ll be permanent.

It’s even worse when I have to be the one to kill him. It’s only happened a handful of times, always for a very good reason, but still, it’s hard, you know? He hasn’t died in a while - I think he said recently it had been a whole year, which must be some kind of record - which is nice for both of us, I think.

That said, the fact that Henry does die and comes back must make me one of the luckiest people in the world, since I have a father who I know isn’t going to leave me any time soon. In fact, I’m probably going to be the one to end up leaving him…let’s not dwell. But I hope this answers your question, little gray man.

[ask-henry-morgan]

Is there a reason you're not reading as many books as you used to?

Well, I still read articles. I suppose I haven’t really been reading books as much as I used to due to a combination of being busy and a lack of focus. It seems like every time I try to read a book, I nod off before too long. Yet for some reason, if I try to read in order to help me fall asleep, it doesn’t seem to work.

I’m sure I’ll be able to focus on reading books more again someday. In the mean time, I think I’ve been watching more television than I ever have in my life since Abe showed me how to use his Netflix and Amazon accounts. I still prefer books, but television certainly doesn’t require as much concentration.

[askabemorgan]

It took long enough to get Henry interested in television, and now I can’t get him off the thing. Who was it who introduced Henry to the internet, again?

Oh, right. Me. I guess I’ve only got myself to blame.

[ask-henry-morgan]

Happy April Fool's Day, Doc! Anything funny happen in your life? (I mean today, not ever)

It’s been quite a day. In the morning, Abe tried to trick me into thinking that I got Prospero’s DNA test wrong, and that he was really a female, by leaving eggs in his coop. It didn’t fool me for minute, though. Chicken eggs don’t look like crow eggs.

I decided to go clean-shaven today just to see people’s reactions at work. I wasn’t disappointed, and I got a variety of reactions from compliments to shocked expressions.

When I arrived at the morgue, Lucas attempted to startle me by jumping out at me wearing a gorilla costume, and I pretended to faint. I’ve gotten rather good at holding my breath for obvious reasons, and perhaps I shouldn’t have made it so convincing, because then Lucas attempted to do CPR on me. I ended up with a rather sore chest, but at least I stopped him before he could get to the mouth to mouth bit, but just barely.When I had a free moment, I was talking to an internet friend, and I told them that I was furious with Abe because he’d dyed my hair blue in my sleep. They fell for my little joke, but unfortunately they were unable to fool me back. They showed me a picture of a new tattoo, but I could tell that it wasn’t real due to the lack of inflammation.

Later in the afternoon, Jo succeeded in tricking me by telling me that Prospero was in the lobby screaming for me. It wasn’t out of the realm of possibility since he’s followed me to work before, so I fell for it.

In the evening, when Abe was eating some potato chips, I told him that potatoes had recently been linked to Alzheimer’s. He froze up with a potato chip half way into his mouth, and the look on his face was priceless.

I think that about sums up everything. I hope you had a fun day as well.

[askabemorgan]

That Alzheimer’s thing was just mean, Henry. You don’t mess with a man’s potato chips.

[ask-henry-morgan]

I apologise, Abe, but I assure you that it was better than my original plan to come home wearing police sweats with wet hair.

[askabemorgan]

You know, at this point, that wouldn’t even be shocking any more. I’d hardly give it the effort of  raised eyebrow. A sigh, maybe.

[ask-henry-morgan]

Happy April Fool's Day, Doc! Anything funny happen in your life? (I mean today, not ever)

It’s been quite a day. In the morning, Abe tried to trick me into thinking that I got Prospero’s DNA test wrong, and that he was really a female, by leaving eggs in his coop. It didn’t fool me for minute, though. Chicken eggs don’t look like crow eggs.

I decided to go clean-shaven today just to see people’s reactions at work. I wasn’t disappointed, and I got a variety of reactions from compliments to shocked expressions.

When I arrived at the morgue, Lucas attempted to startle me by jumping out at me wearing a gorilla costume, and I pretended to faint. I’ve gotten rather good at holding my breath for obvious reasons, and perhaps I shouldn’t have made it so convincing, because then Lucas attempted to do CPR on me. I ended up with a rather sore chest, but at least I stopped him before he could get to the mouth to mouth bit, but just barely.When I had a free moment, I was talking to an internet friend, and I told them that I was furious with Abe because he’d dyed my hair blue in my sleep. They fell for my little joke, but unfortunately they were unable to fool me back. They showed me a picture of a new tattoo, but I could tell that it wasn’t real due to the lack of inflammation.

Later in the afternoon, Jo succeeded in tricking me by telling me that Prospero was in the lobby screaming for me. It wasn’t out of the realm of possibility since he’s followed me to work before, so I fell for it.

In the evening, when Abe was eating some potato chips, I told him that potatoes had recently been linked to Alzheimer’s. He froze up with a potato chip half way into his mouth, and the look on his face was priceless.

I think that about sums up everything. I hope you had a fun day as well.

[askabemorgan]

That Alzheimer’s thing was just mean, Henry. You don’t mess with a man’s potato chips.

[ask-henry-morgan]

Occasionally I will do things to alter my appearance in order to make it seem that I’m ageing such as dying my hair gray or wearing non-prescription glasses. I was introduced to a website that lets one virtually try on pairs of glasses. I was curious, so with Abe’s help, I tested this website out. Here is the result. I may play around with this site more later, but this was simply the first pair of glasses I tried that I like the look of.

[askabemorgan]

They’re nice glasses. You look very distinguished, although I still think round frames suit you better, from what I can remember.

[askabemorgan]

What were your favorite comic books when you were a kid? Henry teased you about your collection and I was curious what it included because I my favorite comics are from the 1950's and 1960's.

Well, it’s very difficult to choose one or two, because I used to read a range of different stories. Back then, us kids didn’t really care about the different comic companies - DC, Timely, Marvel, you know the ones. We just read anything we could get our hands on, and we loved them. But I suppose the ones I used to reread the most would have been the Captain America stories. I just loved the idea of a strong man running around, bringing justice to America. We were as patriotic back then as we are now, if not more so. I also liked Superman, just because he had all the powers.

You know, it’s been a while since I’ve even thought about those comic books, but I can remember spending hours poring over those in my room as a child. They helped me a lot when we were moving around a lot, to keep Henry’s condition a secret (not that I knew that then, of course). Having a knowledge of comic books was important to fit into a new school, and I had to do a lot of fitting in, so my comic collection was invaluable to seven-year-old me.

Not that I only read comic books as a child, though. It was an obsession that stretched way into my teenage and young adult years. But thank you for reminding me about those comics, anon, you’ve made an old man very happy. And me, too, I guess.

[askabemorgan]

Hi Abe. I just wanted to see how you've been feeling? How's your recovery coming? Is Henry still fussing over you?

Well, I’ve been feeling about as well as can be expected for someone with a broken leg. The recovery is going fine, Henry says, although these crutches can be a bit cumbersome. Still, at least I can move around by myself now - although I still can’t go up and down the stairs by myself, so Henry hasn’t let me go down to the shop yet.

Henry is still fussing over me, of course. He means well, I know, and I appreciate what he’s doing, truly I do. Apparently I’ve been snarkier lately than usual, but that’s just frustration at not being able to do what I want, rather than at him.

Of course, we both know that of all the effects of being hit by a car, this is probably the best in the long run. Well, maybe not the best, but it could have been far worse.

On a happier note, a couple of my old army friends came around to visit yesterday, to see how I was doing after the accident. They brought grapes, which was nice.

Although when I say ‘they brought grapes’, I should explain that that they didn’t collectively bring a bunch of grapes. Each of my friends thought it would be nice if I had some fruit, and they didn’t think to co-ordinate beforehand, so now Henry and I have five bunches of grapes to get through before they go off. I suggested having a grape party (featuring fermented grapes as well of course), but Henry didn’t think all the excitement would be a good idea at the moment.

On a completely unrelated matter, if anybody here is in the New York area and likes grapes, come along to the store and we’ll sort you out with a bunch or two for free!

[askabemorgan]

Hi, Abe. I know you won't be able to answer until you're home from the hospital, but I just wanted to say that I'm really sorry to hear about what happened, and I hope you get well soon.

Hello, Kythe. Thank you so much for your message, it’s very kind of you. I’m mostly fine now. Nothing hurt but my pride, as they say.

Well, my leg is also pretty sore, to tell the truth. I’m currently sofa-bound, but otherwise all is well. Henry is fussing around a bit, although to be fair I did the same to him when he was sick recently.

Honestly, I’m grateful to him, although I’m not sure I will be so placid in a few days’ time. It might be something to do with the painkillers the hospital gave me, which are making me a bit woozy, actually. I think I’ll go to bed now, but I will answer the other questions in the morning.

[kythe42]

I’m sorry you’re in pain, but I’m glad to hear that you’re alright for the most part. Thankfully, I’ve never had a broken bone, so I guess I can’t fully relate to what you’re going through, but I have dealt with post-surgical pain and limited mobility. And yeah, I know all about the effect of powerful painkillers.

It’s good that you and Henry have each other and it’s very heart-warming to see how you both take care of one another. So I guess Henry will be doing all the cooking for awhile. Hopefully there won’t be any more kitchen fires. I wonder if he’ll attempt to drive at all now? Speaking of which, why did Henry stop driving? Was he just having a hard time keeping up with the new technology in cars, or did something bad happen?

Well anyway, get some rest and we can talk some more tomorrow.

[askabemorgan]

Yes, post-surgical pain is no fun, nor is being unable to move around. I’m used to being on my feet, so being confined to the sofa is…limiting, to say the least. I know why, of course, bit I can’t help feeling like I’m ten years old again, which was the last time I broke a bone.

It does seem that Henry’s doing the cooking for now. I’ve threatened him with decapitation if he does start another kitchen fire, though. I just hope he doesn’t go making any of my good knives disappear again.

As for Henry’s driving, I’m not sure it’s my place to say, really. Rest assured, though, that he will not be using my car, even while I’m stuck here. Perhaps he could tell you himself, though, if you ask nicely. Hey, @ask-henry-morgan, could you answer this question? Pretty please?

[ask-henry-morgan]

Once again, I’m rolling my eyes at your threat, Abraham. Even if you were capable of decapitating me in your current state, all you’d be doing is inconveniencing Jo, who would be the one that would have to pick me up from the river under current circumstances. I’m sure she wouldn’t be at all happy with that given that she’s still not entirely comfortable with my condition. In any case, I’m sure that’s just the drugs talking.

I’m sure everything will be fine so long as I stick to preparing meals that I’m good at, rather than trying to experiment with baking pastries. Though, perhaps I will try my hand at making your special chicken matzah ball soup now that I finally know the recipe.

As for my driving, Kythe, well it’s rather complicated. You see, when I first learned to drive, it was with horse-drawn carriages. After the invention of the automobile, it took me quite some time to work up the nerve to learn to drive one. While my driving skills were passable, I’m afraid I never truly mastered the art. You are also correct that it was a challenge for me to keep up with the ever changing technology in cars. I also rather have a tendency to lose focus and get lost in my thoughts, and this is more problematic with a motorized vehicle than with a carriage.

There were a few times when I got into minor accidents, and plenty of close calls. Then I was involved in a major accident in the late 1970s. Thankfully, there were no other cars involved, and I wasn’t hurt myself, but the car was completely ruined. I’d rather not go into the circumstances of the accident as it was actually quite embarrassing. I realize that most people don’t just stop driving because they have an accident, but I was very shaken up by it. By the time I had any desire to drive again, it became clear that I would need to relearn to drive. I suppose I was never all that motivated to learn to drive again since I live in the city which has multiple options for public transportation.

Perhaps someday I will try to learn to drive again. It would be nice to be able to leave the city without relying on others for transportation. Does this answer your question?

[kythe42]

Yes, I know what you mean, Abe. I hope you heal up as soon as possible so  you can get back on your feet. Um, no comment on your threat to decapitate Henry other than I hope you were only being facetious.

Thanks for answering my question about your driving, Henry. I was mostly curious because I haven’t driven myself since the end of 2010. I also stopped after I got into an accident. It wasn’t a very bad accident, relatively speaking, but it did cause a lot of damage to my car. Though, in my case, it wasn’t only the accident that caused me to stop driving. I have some medical issues that make it unsafe for me to drive, so I decided to be responsible and stop doing it. Unfortunately, there’s almost no public transportation where I live, so this also meant giving up a lot of my independence.

[ask-henry-morgan]

I’m sure Abe didn’t mean it. He just hasn’t been in the best mood, and understandably so. Well, I haven’t burned down the kitchen yet. I swear, one accident with the oven and I never hear the end of it.

I’m sorry to hear that you are unable to drive due to medical reasons. I do commend you, though, for being responsible by not driving when it isn’t safe for you to do so, especially when you live somewhere that doesn’t have readily available public transportation. There are are certainly those that continue to drive even when they shouldn’t. I do hope that someday you will be well enough to drive again.

[askabemorgan]

You say ‘one accident’, I say ‘one accident too many’. Don’t forget, only one of us is immortal, and some of us are finding it difficult to evacuate buildings at the moment.

But yes, Kythe, I was being facetious with regards to the threat. I wouldn’t decapitate Henry, the blood stains would be too difficult to remove from the carpet.

[askabemorgan]

Sorry to hear you're in hospital, hope you get better soon! Being sick sucks, I was stuck in bed for almost a month a couple of years ago and I'm still making up lost time.

Thank you, I hope I get better soon too. Hopefully I won’t be stuck inside for quite that long, although I sense that Henry is going to keep me here for as long as possible. I know he has my best interests at heart, but I have a tendency to get bored when I have to stay in one place for too long. Also, I won’t be able to work in the shop, and Henry can’t take much more time off work, which will mean I’ll be missing out on a lot of profit. This whole thing is a bit of a pain, literally and figuratively.

[ask-henry-morgan]

Well, as much as I’d prefer that you not work until the cast comes off, I suppose you can go back to working in the shop once you’re able to stop taking the painkillers and get up and down the stairs by yourself.

Please don’t worry about the money, Abraham. You know I have plenty saved up and I would have paid off the mortgage years ago if you’d let me. What’s important is that you take the time you need to get well, otherwise you risk  making your injury worse.

As far as my own work goes, I plan on sticking to administrative duties as much as possible until you can manage better on your own. Most of my paperwork I can fill out at home.

[askabemorgan]

That reminds me of the time I broke my ankle when I was a kid, and you told me that I was only allowed to go out and play when I could go up and down the stairs by myself. It was irritating at the time, although in hindsight, I can see the sense in that rule. Nevertheless, I’m going to try and convince my leg to heal more quickly this time. As someone recently reminded me, I have the health of a thirty-year-old, and young people tend to heal quickly, if I remember correctly.

I know I shouldn’t worry about money, but it’s a habit, I suppose. Besides, I enjoy serving customers, not to mention being able to show off my knowledge of antiques a little.

[askabemorgan]

Hi, Abe. I know you won't be able to answer until you're home from the hospital, but I just wanted to say that I'm really sorry to hear about what happened, and I hope you get well soon.

Hello, Kythe. Thank you so much for your message, it’s very kind of you. I’m mostly fine now. Nothing hurt but my pride, as they say.

Well, my leg is also pretty sore, to tell the truth. I’m currently sofa-bound, but otherwise all is well. Henry is fussing around a bit, although to be fair I did the same to him when he was sick recently.

Honestly, I’m grateful to him, although I’m not sure I will be so placid in a few days’ time. It might be something to do with the painkillers the hospital gave me, which are making me a bit woozy, actually. I think I’ll go to bed now, but I will answer the other questions in the morning.

[kythe42]

I’m sorry you’re in pain, but I’m glad to hear that you’re alright for the most part. Thankfully, I’ve never had a broken bone, so I guess I can’t fully relate to what you’re going through, but I have dealt with post-surgical pain and limited mobility. And yeah, I know all about the effect of powerful painkillers.

It’s good that you and Henry have each other and it’s very heart-warming to see how you both take care of one another. So I guess Henry will be doing all the cooking for awhile. Hopefully there won’t be any more kitchen fires. I wonder if he’ll attempt to drive at all now? Speaking of which, why did Henry stop driving? Was he just having a hard time keeping up with the new technology in cars, or did something bad happen?

Well anyway, get some rest and we can talk some more tomorrow.

[askabemorgan]

Yes, post-surgical pain is no fun, nor is being unable to move around. I’m used to being on my feet, so being confined to the sofa is…limiting, to say the least. I know why, of course, bit I can’t help feeling like I’m ten years old again, which was the last time I broke a bone.

It does seem that Henry’s doing the cooking for now. I’ve threatened him with decapitation if he does start another kitchen fire, though. I just hope he doesn’t go making any of my good knives disappear again.

As for Henry’s driving, I’m not sure it’s my place to say, really. Rest assured, though, that he will not be using my car, even while I’m stuck here. Perhaps he could tell you himself, though, if you ask nicely. Hey, @ask-henry-morgan, could you answer this question? Pretty please?

[askabemorgan]

I’m back

Hello again, followers! As you’ve probably heard from Henry, I’ve been out of action the past couple of days, due to a taxi driver deciding it would be a good idea to run a red light when I was trying to cross the street in front of him. I received a broken leg, as well as some minor brain swelling that kept me in for observation for two nights instead of one. But I had an MRI scan this morning, and I was released this afternoon. In fact, I had to convince Henry that it would not be a good idea to break into the lab and look at the images himself, before the doctor could sign them off. I had a very nice doctor actually, called Simon. Anyway, I’m back home now, and ready to answer your questions again.

I’d also like to say thank you to the people who sent me well wishes while I was in hospital. It means a lot to know you were thinking of me, and I will reply to them individually very soon.

[ask-henry-morgan]

I’m afraid I actually did go down to the radiology lab while you were napping. Well, all that happened was that I was escorted back to your room by security.

[askabemorgan]

Really, Henry? I thought I was supposed to be the wild one. You’re the sane one who keeps me in check, remember?

[ask-henry-morgan]

I honestly don’t consider trying to access your MRI images to be that “wild”. In any case, it’s not much compared to a lot of the things I’ve been through in the past year alone.

I admit that my behaviour might have been a bit irrational, but you’re my son and I’d do anything for you. I was quite frustrated with how long it was taking to get the results, and I didn’t want you stuck in the hospital for another night if it wasn’t necessary.

[askabemorgan]

I know, Henry, and I’m grateful, really I am. Thank you for trying to get me home sooner, but as it happened, I went home later that day anyway. And for the record, I’d do anything for you too.

[askabemorgan]

Sorry to hear you're in hospital, hope you get better soon! Being sick sucks, I was stuck in bed for almost a month a couple of years ago and I'm still making up lost time.

Thank you, I hope I get better soon too. Hopefully I won’t be stuck inside for quite that long, although I sense that Henry is going to keep me here for as long as possible. I know he has my best interests at heart, but I have a tendency to get bored when I have to stay in one place for too long. Also, I won’t be able to work in the shop, and Henry can’t take much more time off work, which will mean I’ll be missing out on a lot of profit. This whole thing is a bit of a pain, literally and figuratively.

[askabemorgan]

I’m back

Hello again, followers! As you’ve probably heard from Henry, I’ve been out of action the past couple of days, due to a taxi driver deciding it would be a good idea to run a red light when I was trying to cross the street in front of him. I received a broken leg, as well as some minor brain swelling that kept me in for observation for two nights instead of one. But I had an MRI scan this morning, and I was released this afternoon. In fact, I had to convince Henry that it would not be a good idea to break into the lab and look at the images himself, before the doctor could sign them off. I had a very nice doctor actually, called Simon. Anyway, I’m back home now, and ready to answer your questions again.

I’d also like to say thank you to the people who sent me well wishes while I was in hospital. It means a lot to know you were thinking of me, and I will reply to them individually very soon.

[ask-henry-morgan]

I’m afraid I actually did go down to the radiology lab while you were napping. Well, all that happened was that I was escorted back to your room by security.

[askabemorgan]

Really, Henry? I thought I was supposed to be the wild one. You’re the sane one who keeps me in check, remember?

[askabemorgan]

Hi, Abe. I know you won't be able to answer until you're home from the hospital, but I just wanted to say that I'm really sorry to hear about what happened, and I hope you get well soon.

Hello, Kythe. Thank you so much for your message, it’s very kind of you. I’m mostly fine now. Nothing hurt but my pride, as they say.

Well, my leg is also pretty sore, to tell the truth. I’m currently sofa-bound, but otherwise all is well. Henry is fussing around a bit, although to be fair I did the same to him when he was sick recently.

Honestly, I’m grateful to him, although I’m not sure I will be so placid in a few days’ time. It might be something to do with the painkillers the hospital gave me, which are making me a bit woozy, actually. I think I’ll go to bed now, but I will answer the other questions in the morning.

[askabemorgan]

I’m back

Hello again, followers! As you’ve probably heard from Henry, I’ve been out of action the past couple of days, due to a taxi driver deciding it would be a good idea to run a red light when I was trying to cross the street in front of him. I received a broken leg, as well as some minor brain swelling that kept me in for observation for two nights instead of one. But I had an MRI scan this morning, and I was released this afternoon. In fact, I had to convince Henry that it would not be a good idea to break into the lab and look at the images himself, before the doctor could sign them off. I had a very nice doctor actually, called Simon. Anyway, I’m back home now, and ready to answer your questions again.

I’d also like to say thank you to the people who sent me well wishes while I was in hospital. It means a lot to know you were thinking of me, and I will reply to them individually very soon.

[askabemorgan]

Hello, this is Henry Morgan speaking to you. To all of Abe's followers, I'm afraid that Abe won't be able to answer any questions for the next day or two. He was involved in a car accident. A taxi hit him as he was trying to cross the street. He's not seriously injured, mostly just cuts and bruises, but he does have a small fracture in his left tibia. He also hit his head when he was knocked to the ground, so the hospital wants to keep him for at least another night for observation. Abe is asking me to bring his laptop to the hospital, but I think it's important that he get some rest. He will post once he's home and able to answer questions again. If you wish to ask me anything regarding Abe, please direct those questions to my own blog.

[ask-henry-morgan]

Did it ever upset you that Abe never had kids? Did you ever wish for some grandchildren to spoil when he's gone in twenty or thirty years?

I have wondered at times what it would be like to be a grandfather, but no, I’m not upset that Abe never had children. I’m not even sure that he ever wanted children, or at least he never mentioned wanting to be a father. In any case, it might be for the best that he never had children. With my condition, it would make things complicated. Both his wife and his children would eventually need to be made aware of my condition if I were to have a relationship with them as I really am. Otherwise, it would involve having very limited contact with them and having to lie about who I am, which is not something that I would desire.

Well, I have many years ahead of me. Perhaps someday I will know the joy of being a grandfather, even if it’s not through Abe.

[no-te-lo-voy-a-dar]

Alright, the question about the grandchildrens is okey…but it was necessary to add the “when Abe will be gone” part? Is it like a thing you all really need to know? Do any of you owe Abe money or stuffs??

Sorry if it sounds very rude, but I have seen this being like the main topic a couple of times now.

Anyway, hi Dr. Morgan, time without talk to you, I have sended you some asks like…3 times, but Tumblr is mean and did give them to you, right?

[askabemorgan]

Yes, I had noticed that trend as well. I’m slightly worried, actually. Do these people know something I don’t?