Ask Agent Kallus

They were never supposed to be used to kill. Not like that.

[emotimau2]

Howdy. Y’all can now find me on my true personal, @emotimau5 ! I’mma be Reblogging this to my other blogs now.

[askagent-kallus]

((2 YEARS. AYO?????? AND NINTH HASNT TOUCHED HER BLOG IN 5 YEARS. WHY YOU @‘ING ME NOW????? ASDFGHJKL. 🤣))

[asktheninthsister-blog]

KALLUS IS IN LOVE WITH FIVE!!!

@askagent-kallus Would you like to confirm?

[askagent-kallus]

How old is this ask you think? Like several years?

((Bruh. I haven’t been on here in like… IDK even. Legitimately forgot this was a thing. I’ve honestly been over here making Fork Knife characters make stupid faces like this.))

[askagent-kallus]

((Hey. Sorry I haven’t been active here lately. This blog has been on a back burner lately on account of me getting Travis Touchdown as a muse and wanting to get my main running again. So it’s been mostly inactive because I barely touch it. I even forgot I had it.

@lightsabersandkatanas is my main rp blog here. You can go bother my muses there. Kallus is part of the whacky group there, so you can bother him still, though he’s not as active as my other muses.

However, my Travis muse is currently in over drive for the duration of E3 because of Suda51’s “go to E3” post. So you may need to be specific about wanting to talk to Kallus.

Further more, I may archive this blog in the future or delete it outright. It’s a side blog anyway and hanging onto it for too long might get me in trouble. So I may just slap on ‘archive’ or something so someone else can get the URL or delete it completely to be safe. You can also follow my personal @emotimau5 to see me more regularly.

Anyway, that’s all I wanted to update you all about! Have a good afternoon!))

[askagent-kallus]

((I guess I should reblog this now. ^^; ))

[askagent-kallus]

((I love that this blog is still getting stuff despite the first few posts being an announcement that I may archive it. I love you guys, but this blog may be repurposed in the future.

Sorry to all the new followers, but yeah. Haha. >_<; ))

[emotimau2]

Riley. I’m so sorry, but the way I made your eyes makes my dumb ass think of car headlights.

[emotimau2]

Welp. That’s pretty fuckin’ accurate to how you first meet this bastard…

*Psycho laughter intensifies*

[askagent-kallus]

((Small update from my personal. Once again, I’m going to remind everyone that this blog is still pending deletion or archiving. I haven’t decided. But know that you can still see me updating and being active on my personal and also rp with me on @lightsabersandkatanas. Riley here is one of the new muses over there.))

[askagent-kallus]

"Daddy, why can't I have a flamethrower?" 10 year old Nyx asked, pouting.

“Because you’ll burn something down and that’s not good.” Kallus said.

[askagent-kallus]

Have you met Jacen Syndulla yet? Come to think of it, do you have ANY experience with babies?!

I have met little Jacen actually! And not much experience. But it’s Hera’s child, and she has plenty of other more experienced people with her willing to keep him safe.

[lionesshathor]

Did you ever get to hold him? How did he react?

[askagent-kallus]

Not really. I was afraid I might hurt him. And he’s not shy honestly, he’s actually quite the extrovert.

[lionesshathor]

YOU SHOULD CUDDLE THE BABY

[askagent-kallus]

WHA-?

[lionesshathor]

Babies need cuddles and cuddles are good for you. There is a magic that happens when you look down at a bundle of joy in your arms. Plus, it will help dispel lingering distrust on Yavin IV; NOBODY can be evil while snuggling with an infant.

(You’re a big guy and could easily fit Jacen in one arm, I bet.)

[askagent-kallus]

... It’s been over 7 years... He’s not a baby anymore. I’m also pretty sure Hera took him flying recently.

[askagent-kallus]

Have you met Jacen Syndulla yet? Come to think of it, do you have ANY experience with babies?!

I have met little Jacen actually! And not much experience. But it’s Hera’s child, and she has plenty of other more experienced people with her willing to keep him safe.

[lionesshathor]

Did you ever get to hold him? How did he react?

[askagent-kallus]

Not really. I was afraid I might hurt him. And he’s not shy honestly, he’s actually quite the extrovert.

[lionesshathor]

YOU SHOULD CUDDLE THE BABY

[askagent-kallus]

WHA-?

[awkwardswrscreencaps]

“uh, kallus? am I… interrupting something?”

[nolongerluna]

@askagent-kallus I couldn’t resist.

[askagent-kallus]

Jesus Christ. That’s the worst time to pause…

[lionesshathor]

Oh dear, I hope nothing terribly personal was going on… XD

[askagent-kallus]

It’s just genuine annoyance paused at the wrong time! Nothing more than that!

[lionesshathor]

What sort of annoyance gives you a mid-nut expression?

[askagent-kallus]

Pod racer parts apparently.

[lionesshathor]

You a fan of pod racing?

[askagent-kallus]

Considering I got annoyed? I would say no. It’s dangerous anyway.

[askagent-kallus]

Have you met Jacen Syndulla yet? Come to think of it, do you have ANY experience with babies?!

I have met little Jacen actually! And not much experience. But it’s Hera’s child, and she has plenty of other more experienced people with her willing to keep him safe.

[lionesshathor]

Did you ever get to hold him? How did he react?

[askagent-kallus]

Not really. I was afraid I might hurt him. And he’s not shy honestly, he’s actually quite the extrovert.

[awkwardswrscreencaps]

“uh, kallus? am I… interrupting something?”

[nolongerluna]

@askagent-kallus I couldn’t resist.

[askagent-kallus]

Jesus Christ. That’s the worst time to pause…

[lionesshathor]

Oh dear, I hope nothing terribly personal was going on… XD

[askagent-kallus]

It’s just genuine annoyance paused at the wrong time! Nothing more than that!

[lionesshathor]

What sort of annoyance gives you a mid-nut expression?

[askagent-kallus]

Pod racer parts apparently.

[askagent-kallus]

Have you met Jacen Syndulla yet? Come to think of it, do you have ANY experience with babies?!

I have met little Jacen actually! And not much experience. But it’s Hera’s child, and she has plenty of other more experienced people with her willing to keep him safe.

[awkwardswrscreencaps]

“uh, kallus? am I… interrupting something?”

[nolongerluna]

@askagent-kallus I couldn’t resist.

[askagent-kallus]

Jesus Christ. That’s the worst time to pause…

[lionesshathor]

Oh dear, I hope nothing terribly personal was going on… XD

[askagent-kallus]

It’s just genuine annoyance paused at the wrong time! Nothing more than that!

[askagent-kallus]

((Hey. Sorry I haven’t been active here lately. This blog has been on a back burner lately on account of me getting Travis Touchdown as a muse and wanting to get my main running again. So it’s been mostly inactive because I barely touch it. I even forgot I had it.

@lightsabersandkatanas is my main rp blog here. You can go bother my muses there. Kallus is part of the whacky group there, so you can bother him still, though he’s not as active as my other muses.

However, my Travis muse is currently in over drive for the duration of E3 because of Suda51’s “go to E3” post. So you may need to be specific about wanting to talk to Kallus.

Further more, I may archive this blog in the future or delete it outright. It’s a side blog anyway and hanging onto it for too long might get me in trouble. So I may just slap on ‘archive’ or something so someone else can get the URL or delete it completely to be safe. You can also follow my personal @emotimau5 to see me more regularly.

Anyway, that’s all I wanted to update you all about! Have a good afternoon!))

[awkwardswrscreencaps]

“uh, kallus? am I… interrupting something?”

[nolongerluna]

@askagent-kallus I couldn’t resist.

[askagent-kallus]

Jesus Christ. That’s the worst time to pause...

[askagent-kallus]

Oh my god, Beyoncer.

“…” Kallus looked around before looking back to the anon. “Is this an insult, a slur, or just unfortunate spelling?”