The Afterlife Isn't As Great As You Think

Karma is a bitch. And so am I. ((Muse is a ghost inquisitor. She's a bitch but somewhere inside she's got a heart. Also, she not entirely stable.))

[askagent-kallus]

asktheninthsister:

*she narrowed her bright eyes* Listen, all I’ve got is time so…I guess your right. *she flickered slightly* what have I been missing?

“Well, Thrawn and Pryce are my current bosses, I helped the rebels a couple times, I got engaged, Thrawn is onto me helping said rebels, he also killed an innocent person. Not a whole lot happened… And Ezra threw me through a glass viewer, so that was fun.”

[asktheninthsister-blog]

Holy shit Kallus. You grew some balls. *she said approvingly*

[askagent-kallus]

What do you mean by that? The rebels thing?

[asktheninthsister-blog]

Yeah! I mean, you always talked about it!

[askagent-kallus]

I know. But now it might get me killed. Ezra already threw me through a glass viewer and Sabine was very ready to shoot me… What kind of mess have I gotten into?

[asktheninthsister-blog]

One where you try to play for both sides. *she said frankly*

[ask-the-arguably-alive-inky]

asktheninthsister

No I think I remember quiet well. *the crystal started to glow brighter* I was never the best remember?

Please! I’m so damn lonely, everything is already messed up enough as it is! I have no friends, no one I can just talk to, and on top of that, I have to deal with the regular inquisitor shit! It’s hell! Please don’t make it worse!

[asktheninthsister-blog]

*she let the crystal grow a bit brighter* Here’s something I want you to know: I have no /master/ any more. I have no problem with /rules/ anymore. So when you fuck with me, I have no problem with doing /anything/ back! *she slammed the end back on the hilt, protecting the core* Understand?!

[ask-the-arguably-alive-inky]

Yes! Yes! Sorry…

[asktheninthsister-blog]

*Nine turned it off and threw to the floor* Don’t forget.

[ask-the-arguably-alive-inky]

I- okay…

[asktheninthsister-blog]

Good.

[ask-the-arguably-alive-inky]

asktheninthsister

No I think I remember quiet well. *the crystal started to glow brighter* I was never the best remember?

Please! I’m so damn lonely, everything is already messed up enough as it is! I have no friends, no one I can just talk to, and on top of that, I have to deal with the regular inquisitor shit! It’s hell! Please don’t make it worse!

[asktheninthsister-blog]

*she let the crystal grow a bit brighter* Here’s something I want you to know: I have no /master/ any more. I have no problem with /rules/ anymore. So when you fuck with me, I have no problem with doing /anything/ back! *she slammed the end back on the hilt, protecting the core* Understand?!

[ask-the-arguably-alive-inky]

Yes! Yes! Sorry…

[asktheninthsister-blog]

*Nine turned it off and threw to the floor* Don't forget.

[ask-the-arguably-alive-inky]

asktheninthsister

No I think I remember quiet well. *the crystal started to glow brighter* I was never the best remember?

Please! I’m so damn lonely, everything is already messed up enough as it is! I have no friends, no one I can just talk to, and on top of that, I have to deal with the regular inquisitor shit! It’s hell! Please don’t make it worse!

[asktheninthsister-blog]

*she let the crystal grow a bit brighter* Here's something I want you to know: I have no /master/ any more. I have no problem with /rules/ anymore. So when you fuck with me, I have no problem with doing /anything/ back! *she slammed the end back on the hilt, protecting the core* Understand?!

[ask-the-arguably-alive-inky]

asktheninthsister

Well if it’s fine with you *she ripped the end off, slightly exposing one of the crystals inside*

No! No! Oh please no! It was horrid the first time! I’m sorry! Please no, I can’t go through that again! Please!

[asktheninthsister-blog]

*Nine paused, holding the pieces still* How many seconds do you think we have?

[ask-the-arguably-alive-inky]

Please! It’s been so long for you, you don’t understand!

[asktheninthsister-blog]

No I think I remember quiet well. *the crystal started to glow brighter* I was never the best remember?

[ask-the-arguably-alive-inky]

asktheninthsister

Well if it’s fine with you *she ripped the end off, slightly exposing one of the crystals inside*

No! No! Oh please no! It was horrid the first time! I’m sorry! Please no, I can’t go through that again! Please!

[asktheninthsister-blog]

*Nine paused, holding the pieces still* How many seconds do you think we have?

[ask-the-arguably-alive-inky]

asktheninthsister

Yeah? *nine lifted her hand and ripped his lightsaber from his belt through the force* How much trouble will you get in if you lose this? Have things changed, or is the punishment just as severe?

Eh, I can get by. I’m stronger than you.

[asktheninthsister-blog]

Really? Let’s see. *she ignited it in the air* All I have to do is remove a few pieces. Then its just a matter of time until it gets overloaded and explodes.

[ask-the-arguably-alive-inky]

Hmm… maybe it’ll look cool. Like… all rainbowy and shit.

[asktheninthsister-blog]

Oh yeah. Be sure to tell Lord Vader exactly what it looked like when he asks you what happened. *she raised her other hand and part of the handle began to twist off*

[ask-the-arguably-alive-inky]

I mean, I launched myself off the side of the temple because I broke it once, you figure that’s enough, but it never really is. 

[asktheninthsister-blog]

Well if it's fine with you *she ripped the end off, slightly exposing one of the crystals inside*

[ask-the-arguably-alive-inky]

asktheninthsister

Yeah? *nine lifted her hand and ripped his lightsaber from his belt through the force* How much trouble will you get in if you lose this? Have things changed, or is the punishment just as severe?

Eh, I can get by. I’m stronger than you.

[asktheninthsister-blog]

Really? Let’s see. *she ignited it in the air* All I have to do is remove a few pieces. Then its just a matter of time until it gets overloaded and explodes.

[ask-the-arguably-alive-inky]

Hmm… maybe it’ll look cool. Like… all rainbowy and shit.

[asktheninthsister-blog]

Oh yeah. Be sure to tell Lord Vader exactly what it looked like when he asks you what happened. *she raised her other hand and part of the handle began to twist off*

[ask-the-arguably-alive-inky]

asktheninthsister

Yeah? *nine lifted her hand and ripped his lightsaber from his belt through the force* How much trouble will you get in if you lose this? Have things changed, or is the punishment just as severe?

Eh, I can get by. I’m stronger than you.

[asktheninthsister-blog]

Really? Let's see. *she ignited it in the air* All I have to do is remove a few pieces. Then its just a matter of time until it gets overloaded and explodes.

[ask-the-arguably-alive-inky]

asktheninthsister

Talk to me about weakness now! *she quickly got to her feet and stood over him*

Go fuck yourself.

[asktheninthsister-blog]

Sorry? I couldn’t hear you over your own pathetic pain.

[ask-the-arguably-alive-inky]

*Gets up and lunges his fist at her ahem… uh… chest* Ya wanna go there?!

[asktheninthsister-blog]

*takes the hit and slams into the wall* Ugh! *she leaned over in pain* F-fuck…

[ask-the-arguably-alive-inky]

See? Two can play at that game.

[asktheninthsister-blog]

Yeah? *nine lifted her hand and ripped his lightsaber from his belt through the force* How much trouble will you get in if you lose this? Have things changed, or is the punishment just as severe?

[ask-the-arguably-alive-inky]

asktheninthsister

Talk to me about weakness now! *she quickly got to her feet and stood over him*

Go fuck yourself.

[asktheninthsister-blog]

Sorry? I couldn’t hear you over your own pathetic pain.

[ask-the-arguably-alive-inky]

*Gets up and lunges his fist at her ahem… uh… chest* Ya wanna go there?!

[asktheninthsister-blog]

*takes the hit and slams into the wall* Ugh! *she leaned over in pain* F-fuck...

[ask-the-arguably-alive-inky]

asktheninthsister

Talk to me about weakness now! *she quickly got to her feet and stood over him*

Go fuck yourself.

[asktheninthsister-blog]

Sorry? I couldn't hear you over your own pathetic pain.

[ask-the-arguably-alive-inky]

asktheninthsister

*gets shoved to the floor, having become unused to coming in contact with others anymore* What kind of- *she threw a punch to his face* -inquisitor pulls hair?!

*Rubs head before reaching to yank her hair again* Me, apparently.

[asktheninthsister-blog]

*she let out grunt as he pulled her hair* Hey! *she twisted in his hold, trying to escape his grip* Let go!

[ask-the-arguably-alive-inky]

Ha! Hair, the ultimate weakness! *He pulls away as hard as possible*

[asktheninthsister-blog]

Agh! Fine then! *she drove her knee between his legs*

[ask-the-arguably-alive-inky]

*Lets out a girlish squeal before falling to the floor*

[asktheninthsister-blog]

Talk to me about weakness now! *she quickly got to her feet and stood over him*

[ask-the-arguably-alive-inky]

asktheninthsister

*gets shoved to the floor, having become unused to coming in contact with others anymore* What kind of- *she threw a punch to his face* -inquisitor pulls hair?!

*Rubs head before reaching to yank her hair again* Me, apparently.

[asktheninthsister-blog]

*she let out grunt as he pulled her hair* Hey! *she twisted in his hold, trying to escape his grip* Let go!

[ask-the-arguably-alive-inky]

Ha! Hair, the ultimate weakness! *He pulls away as hard as possible*

[asktheninthsister-blog]

Agh! Fine then! *she drove her knee between his legs*

[ask-the-arguably-alive-inky]

asktheninthsister

*gets shoved to the floor, having become unused to coming in contact with others anymore* What kind of- *she threw a punch to his face* -inquisitor pulls hair?!

*Rubs head before reaching to yank her hair again* Me, apparently.

[asktheninthsister-blog]

*she let out grunt as he pulled her hair* Hey! *she twisted in his hold, trying to escape his grip* Let go!

[ask-the-arguably-alive-inky]

asktheninthsister

*she stared him in the eye* I’m not a coward.

Prove it.

[asktheninthsister-blog]

By doing what?

[ask-the-arguably-alive-inky]

*Yanks her hair before jumping back in shock* What the- ! I can-… you can-…

[asktheninthsister-blog]

*she stumbled back, caught off guard* What the fuck?! You seriously pulled my hair?! *Nine stared at him with loathing*

[ask-the-arguably-alive-inky]

I didn’t- what kind of fucking ghost- I didn’t think that’d work.

[asktheninthsister-blog]

Hey prick! *she lifted a metal trash with the force and sent it straight to his face*

[ask-the-arguably-alive-inky]

*Gets hit and falls over* Oh you wanna go now, bitch? *Pushes the trash can off and lunges at her*

[asktheninthsister-blog]

*gets shoved to the floor, having become unused to coming in contact with others anymore* What kind of- *she threw a punch to his face* -inquisitor pulls hair?!

[ask-the-arguably-alive-inky]

asktheninthsister

*she stared him in the eye* I’m not a coward.

Prove it.

[asktheninthsister-blog]

By doing what?

[ask-the-arguably-alive-inky]

*Yanks her hair before jumping back in shock* What the- ! I can-… you can-…

[asktheninthsister-blog]

*she stumbled back, caught off guard* What the fuck?! You seriously pulled my hair?! *Nine stared at him with loathing*

[ask-the-arguably-alive-inky]

I didn’t- what kind of fucking ghost- I didn’t think that’d work.

[asktheninthsister-blog]

Hey prick! *she lifted a metal trash with the force and sent it straight to his face*