Ask A Buster Ghost & Friends!

Well hi there! We're the ghosts that haunt the castle. Hope you like us, we will not leave! (RHPS OC)

[mrsbradmajors]

Man he is so fine 🥵🥵

[askfranknfurter]

whats your least favorite thing about everyone in the castle?

@askriffraff: Where do I even begin...

@askdeanvaulzdtv: He's recently brought what looks like a group of friends over, and they are very bothersome.

@askmagenta: She doesn't have any interest in my dick.

@askbradmajors: The snoring. It's so soft, you hardly notice it at first. But once you do, there's no ignoring it.

@ask-curlicue-vc: Very loud...

But still somewhat useful.

@askcolumbia: I was under the impression that a groupie was constantly supposed to shower the object of their affection with love and praise, and that hasn't been happening as of late.

@askagreaserfromthefreezer: You're likely the reason for my aforementioned issue with Columbia.

@ask-contessa: The phone bill has skyrocketed, and we all know who's fault it is. Or at least I do.

@askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood: You aren't a submissive, pathetic bisexual with terrible eyesight like your brother. You're just pathetic.

@askoctavian: I didn't hate you, and this remains the truth. But if another delusional being calls you the hottest person in the castle, I will have to get rid of you. Just letting you know ❤️

[askaghost]

oh, to be forgotten amongst the warm bodies and appearances of the more-important/ to be left in the abyss of those without a legacy. To be abandoned by mem'ry/ and an existence bleak and dreary/ without the thought of another being to carry me in their heart. I mean- whatever, it's just fine!! -Buster Ghost (OOC: THIS POST IS /SILLY IM NOT ACTUALLY BITTER)

[ivy7p7]

“I never see you at the club?” Okay? I never see you at the late night double feature picture show

[askneelyexe]

How on earth did you manage that? ..What does it feel like to be a ghost? I never believed in them until now.

- @asknurseeloise

Get a metal door slammed on me until I died?

Uh.

I believe this is a question more suited for @askaghost ...

By the way, any ghost tips would be helpful. I've never been dead before.

[askaghost]

ghost tips! - you are very cold now! if you try to touch a living, it's cold. - you can interact with certain species! Usually vultures and crows and opossums here in North America, but my favorite is cats <3 - sometimes livings can hear you! - don't leave your ectoplasm everywhere, its considered very rude - its important to embrace the odd and peculiar. after all, you're one of them now! learn to love the unusual. it makes the afterlife a lot less lonely -Buster Ghost

[askaghost]

brad should sing "a dream is a wish your heart makes" and... maybe also he should sing chim chim charee with me but im bert and he's. mary pompin.

woah. that would be so freakin' awesome. Brad Majors in a dress... god, he's so pretty. why can't he see that? -Buster Ghost

[askbradmajors]

Brad, maybe we should try and figure out our issues and working through them, like @abnormalpsychology suggested.......meet me in my room tonight and we can just have a good heart to heart, okay?

- @askyourfavslut

Janet, I don't think this is really necessary. We're doing just fine!

But it'd make you happy...

Maybe not in your room, I think Frank has a monitor in mine, and I wouldn't be surprised if there was one in yours.

[askyourfavslut]

Yeah , mine too, plus. No offense but I don't really want @askaghost to hear.....

Maybe the upstairs bathroom? That doesn't have any cameras, I don't think....

[askaghost]

awh man ): its nothing i haven't seen before! why the hate, Janet? -Buster Ghost

[askaghost]

woah. listened to Chappell Roan for the first time today (one of the younger ghosts told me to) my favorite was Good Luck, Babe! for no reason. at all. AND WHEN YOU WAKE UP NEXT TO HER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT WITH YOUR HEAD IN YOUR HANDS YOU'RE NOTHING MORE THAN HER HUSBAND

-Buster Ghost

[askbradmajors]

Funny, someone sent me that song a few months ago.

[askaghost]

woah, crazy coincidence! hm. -Buster Ghost

[askfranknfurter]

Do you and Brad ever cuddle?

"Cuddle" Is not the word I'd use.

Does he become exhausted and fall asleep while by the side of, on top of, or below me? Yes. Do I allow myself to feel how warm and comforting his presence is? Absolutely not. What a ridiculous thing that would be.

[askaghost]

me when i lie -Buster Ghost/Heart Attack Ghost

[askaghost]

why am I not invited to the pink pony club? I'm just having fun ): -Buster Ghost

[askaghost]

woah. listened to Chappell Roan for the first time today (one of the younger ghosts told me to) my favorite was Good Luck, Babe! for no reason. at all. AND WHEN YOU WAKE UP NEXT TO HER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT WITH YOUR HEAD IN YOUR HANDS YOU'RE NOTHING MORE THAN HER HUSBAND

-Buster Ghost

[askbradmajors]

PLEASE LEMME HIT IT FROM THE BACK

I think I know what you mean by this, and I don't like it.

[askaghost]

can't a man have aspirations? Buster sure does -Ghost Anon DON'T LOOK AT WHAT THE OTHER GHOST SAID IGNORE IT IGNORE THAT THANK YOU !! -Buster Ghost

[askbradmajors]

PLEASE LEMME HIT IT FROM THE BACK

I think I know what you mean by this, and I don't like it.

[askfarleyflavorsfabulousfastfood]

I have a donut and you don't

That is disappointing. However it looks like you only have three fingers in this image, and if the cost of a donut is one of my fingers, I would rather not have a donut.

Ooc: Farley is being an ass, btw

[askaghost]

me when i have logic and reasoning skills <<< me when I have a donut

-Ghost Anon

[askaghost]

OOC: HOW IS MY STUPID IDIOT GHOST SUPPOSED TO COMPETE WITH HIS WIFE AND SEX INCARNATE ITS NOT FAIR BUSTER IS ONLY SEXY TO A SPECIFIC DEMOGRAPHIC AND THAT DOES NOT INCLUDE HIS CRUSH I DOOMED MY YAOI FUCK !! /notavent /silly /lh

[askaghost]

(Rocky sat in a corner of Eddies old room and knocked on the wall hoping for some kind of answer)

-@swordofdamoclesovermyhead

Ah- Hello? Rocky? (Rocky felt the room chill, and a whisper ruffle his hair.) Are you okay? -Buster Ghost

[swordofdamoclesovermyhead]

(He spun around, swatting at the empty air out of surprise before quickly retracting his hand)

Sorry I didn’t mean to… hit you? I’m Okay. I just haven’t talked to anyone in a while

//This takes place before Frank found Rocky

[askaghost]

Oh, I'm alright! That's like swattin' at steam. It don't hurt nothin'! I'm here whenever you need to talk, buddy. Somethin' troubling you? -Buster Ghost

[askfranknfurter]

frank i have a crush on yyou

Doesn't everyone, anon?

[askaghost]

No <3 Hope this helps! -Buster Ghost

[askfranknfurter]

Admit it, You loved me when you were alive.

[askaghost]

Good thing you killing me fixed that. Well I'm not sure, I can hardly remember most of it! Last I remember, there was a dreadful argument. Glad we're all better now! -Buster Ghost

[askcharlotteashton]

So apparently the man with gold underwear I saw when I was sneaking through the vents (don’t ask) was actually important and not just some weirdo. Huh.

Whoops.

[askyourfavslut]

Rocky?! Frank has been looking everywhere for him!!! @askfranknfurter YOUR MAN HAS BEEN FOUND!!!

[askaghost]

DAMMIT, JANET! SHHHH!! -Buster Ghost