🍂🌿Moss!🌱🍁

She/they🏳️‍⚧️ Professional elephant in the room Do you want to buy a duck?

[moss7p7]

“Nobody is coming to save you” WRONG!!! So many people love you, whoever you are I promise there will always be someone who wants to help you just as long as you don’t shut them out

[loveridden1999]

person (non-practicing)

[tall]

[whyenn-reader]

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

[moss7p7]

Coming home does come with the ancient curse of talking to my dad

[maja-paja]

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[bonivers]

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

[secondbeatsongs]

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

[anarqueeen]

a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

[anarqueeen]

why is this the one

[bakuhoesmood]

[vaporsnake]

they should rewrite the bible so that jesus would be a hot 5'2 girl with a creampie fetish from missouri

[vaporsnake]

would you prefer if she had a different fetish tumblr user nutsacktorturer

[magpirsquared]

@theonewithallthefixations is this mormonism

[enba-and-luka]

[venusswasaboy]

I quote this and laugh to myself very, very often.

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[xxwhatevenanymorexx]

I used to eat raw unseasoned veggies for fun as a kid. Especially lettuce.

[moss7p7]

Raw onion my beloved

[notahorseindisguise]

everytime i wear an outfit like this i think about this tweet

[moss7p7]

An orgy? I thought we were all just getting together to cry a lot

[dogatorix]

they're putting a womb tattoo on my forehead since I'm so brainfucked