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Oh yeah.

I still have this thing, huh?

Guess I should put some use to it.

Oh Roxas~.

#axel #forgets he has a tumblr for months on end #that's what happens when you don't have a heart

What are you going to do for Halloween?

Not sure yet. I might take Roxas and Xion to Halloweentown for some candy (and because they both cling to me when they're scared and it's cute), but then again...

If I have the day off I might just use it to sleep.

#it's a tough choice #clingin' time versus sleep #maybe they'll cling to me while I sleep?#axel #roxas #xion #halloweentown #halloween

Headcanon: Holidays

So every winter the elder two Royeren brothers, Axel and Reno, have their annual "Eggnog Wrestling Champion" match in a kiddie pool full of eggnog.

In the snow and the cold.

And the loser is the one who has to read 'Twas The Night Before Christmas to the children and deal with all their questions/comments about it.

Axel wins every goddamn year, because his desire to not read to children is intense.

#headcanon #au headcanon #royeren family #axel #reno

Have you ever seen snow?

Yech. Unfortunately.

Just outside of Halloween Town. That shit's cold and miserable and I don't know why anyone likes it.

#fuck snow man #I'll stick to Agrabah kthx #axel #does not like cold weather #not even a little bit #not even at all

What'd you do to Saix? It must be easy to make him mad...

We're Nobodies, anon, we can't get mad.

But kingdom fucking hearts, we sure do get even.

I made an 'x-marks-the-spot' joke that might have been sexual.

#and by 'might have been sexual'#i mean i asked if xemnas used it as target practice #in bed #with his dick #and now i'm spending EVERY GODDAMN DAY in FUCKING WONDERLAND #me and my big mouth #(never learn)#axel #saix

We haven't heard much from you lately, Axel. What have you been up to?

Missions and sleeping, for the most part.

Musta really pissed Saix off, 'cause he's been running me and Roxas ragged lately.

#it's pretty much the opposite of fun #but you guys should leave me questions to get to when I don't feel like death warmed over!#axel #roxas #saix

Headcanon: Serenade

Axel once tried to serenade Roxas through Roxas' window.

He chose "Baby Got Back" to do it.

Roxas threw an entire desk at him. Through the window.

#axel #roxas #akuroku #team bunnuducku #roxas did bring him flowers in the emergency room though #and the shattered remains of the CD #he cares like that #AU headcanon #headcanon

Madi's nickname is now dorkass

dorkass forever

dorkass 5ever

#fahrenheat451 #absolutelycancerous #wow guys this used to be a legit in-character blog #whups #ooc post

what do you think about your fangirls?

They're lovely of course! Especially when they don't write/draw/whatever me in really... strange and uncomfortable ways.

-coughspideraxelcough-

#rule number one: don't insult fangirls #rule number two: actually just don't interact with fangirls #allow them to observe the homo from a distance #but if they get too close they try to stick toes in buttholes #ISN'T THAT RIGHT MADI?#axel #spider axel

Is there any gossip spreading around the castle right now?

I haven't really started heard any rumors lately but give me a minute and everyone will think Demyx is pregnant.

#I'd say ''Roxas has a great ass'' has been the whispered conversation #but that's not rumor #that is grade-a fact #And I'm the only one he lets touch that great ass~#victory dance #axel

Gonna be a whole lot of bajingo-kicking tonight.

#reasons why mun needs to stop being lazy and get a personal blog

BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP

AND JUST

EAT POTATOS

#i made it awkward #axel did good?#no axel did bad

fahrenheat451

Lol bad writing ahoy

The slamming is the first thing that jolts him awake.

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