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when is my dad coming back chat 😭

thehermesguy

well it was a bit dangerous, my friend, he needed a mindset change for it, he wanted to get home, so I told him to put it all on the line.

long story short he’s coming back soon 🙌🙌 (might be some mass murder but i can’t confirm that. i’m just the god of messengers, thievery, and cheeseburgers according to percy jackson which i’m not arguing about)

LIN MANUEL MIRANDA???? WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS THERE MUSIC PLAYING

wait.. REALLY??

came back with the milk and a bunch of dead bodies, son!

DAD??? WGAT IS HAPPENING??

oh yeah btw I’m engaged now 🔥

HOYL SHHT WHAT TELEMACHUS YOURE NOT EVEN A TEENAGER verbal keyboard slam

“Father… I’m.. I’m 20.”

IMPOSSIBLE

“You’ve been gone for 20 years-“

I-

“How long.. did you think it was?”

“..I thought it was 13, at least— how long did Calypso have me on Ogygia. Oh- by the way, Calypso is a goddess who kidnapped me. Thought I should tell you that. Anyways—“

“Then.. you spent seven years on that island.”

“Impossible.”

“Not really, I’ve been waiting for you. Since FOREVER!!

ody sobbing “I’M SORRY!”

Pats his back.

“I know. But mom has been weaving for three years because of the suitors.”

“..suitors? Where?”

“All over the palace. 108.”

Also ‼️ I 🥰 have 👍 a 😁 new 👑 bestie 👯 and 😇 her 👩 name 🪪 is 👁️ ATHENA!! 🦉

“She’s kinda modest, but let’s be honest, I knew she was a goddess. So let’s be honest we both love ATHENA ‼️‼️‼️”

“..she never accepted my high-five, though.” D:

“She accepted mine??” He looks bewildered.

“She helped me beat some asses cause I almost got mine beat. Also she was surprisingly gentle to me.”

“..”

Odysseus frowns.

“She was always really harsh with me—“

“Can’t relate.”

“Why are you my son.”

“Well, because you-“ [REDACTED]

“SHHSHHHHSHSHHH—“

“And then you—“ [REDACTED] “To my mom, and—“ I’m not getting paid enough for this.

“NO NO TELEMACHUS SHUT UP— TAKE LESSONS FROM HEATHER!”

No.

TELEMACHUS WHY?

“Because……. Greet the world with open arms bud.”

crying odysseus noises

“Why r u crying dude.. no matter the place we can light up the world here’s how to start!!”

“STOP.”

Wow you became the sign!!

another fresh batch of sobbing

Anyways,, so many heroes, so many talesssss…

Oh my gods.

give me one good reasonnn why yours should prevail!!

—He’s got the mind of a genius.

Try harder :/

He’s pretty skilled with words.

You can do better than that… :|

He’s kind of funny..?

Ehhhh..

Never once has he cheated on his wife. satisfied smirk (unlike angelica)

….. eye twitch.

release him.

turns to jason’s coffin

I played your game and won. Release him.

oh no

askjasonblog

rises from coffin

You dare to defy me? To make me feel shame? No one beats me. No one wins my game!

Thunder, bring her

Through the wringer!

Show her I’m the judgement call!

The one who makes her kingdom fall!

explosion

OH CRAP

…

is she dead 😨

warrior of the mind theme

let him go

please

let him go

#hermes in the house ‼️‼️#hamilton has written ‼️#the prince has spoken — 👑

😟…

dangerous theme starts playing

askalexanderblog

*hysterical laughing*

Hello, old friend!

askalexanderblog

..wrong account.

when is my dad coming back chat 😭

thehermesguy

well it was a bit dangerous, my friend, he needed a mindset change for it, he wanted to get home, so I told him to put it all on the line.

LIN MANUEL MIRANDA???? WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS THERE MUSIC PLAYING

wait.. REALLY??

came back with the milk and a bunch of dead bodies, son!

DAD??? WGAT IS HAPPENING??

oh yeah btw I’m engaged now 🔥

HOYL SHHT WHAT TELEMACHUS YOURE NOT EVEN A TEENAGER verbal keyboard slam

“Father… I’m.. I’m 20.”

IMPOSSIBLE

“You’ve been gone for 20 years-“

I-

“How long.. did you think it was?”

“..I thought it was 13, at least— how long did Calypso have me on Ogygia. Oh- by the way, Calypso is a goddess who kidnapped me. Thought I should tell you that. Anyways—“

“Then.. you spent seven years on that island.”

“Impossible.”

“Not really, I’ve been waiting for you. Since FOREVER!!

ody sobbing “I’M SORRY!”

Pats his back.

“I know. But mom has been weaving for three years because of the suitors.”