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Not today Justin
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
styofa doing anything
dirt enthusiast
AnasAbdin
shark vs the universe
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Today's Document
noise dept.
cherry valley forever
YOU ARE THE REASON
🪼
Janaina Medeiros
Kaledo Art
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
if i look back, i am lost
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@penelope-simp
“KEEP YOUR HEADS UP, HE’S AIMING FOR THE TORCHES!”
—
ody ask blog btw 🫶🏼
nsfw is a big no 😝😝
he’s a different beast
—
he’s the monster btw
telemchus defender 🤝
penelope defender 🤝
likes to degrade hamilton for cheating on his wife 😎😎
hamilton is hermes but in disguise (musical versions only!!)
Top ten tips on how to bag Penelope?
-not Antinous
Be me.
- Penelope’s Malewife
Odysseus, have you seen my husband??????????
-Ctimene
Uh.. uh.. uh.. uh.. hhh .. what husband?
“Everything has gotten boring, so l have decided that I will now be God.”
”Inspiring..”
“BEAUTIFUL. I WILL WORSHIP YOU.”
“SAME, BRO. CAN WE BE YOUR AMBASSADORS???”
”OF COURSE.”
“son i’m finally home holy moly wtf r u doing haha”
“Everything has gotten boring, so l have decided that I will now be God.”
[ooc but] GUESS WHOS BAAAACKKK
fr took me 20 years to get back on this website i became the real odysseus. did u miss me, son?
also:
“Mood asf my son.”
Longing for Angelica, about to cheat on my wife (@askelizablog).
Not relatable at all. @penelope-is-waiting
“Ody!”
- @diomedes-of-argos
“Diomedes! How are you?”
“I’m great.”
“That’s good.”
“How was your.. unfortunate trip back to Ithaca? After the war, I got exiled.”
“The trip.. eh.. oh.. man, there’s a LOT—“
“Just sum it up.. even if most of it was just.. gods being gods.”
“Very bad.”
“Ody!”
- @diomedes-of-argos
“Diomedes! How are you?”
“I’m great.”
“That’s good.”
“How was your.. unfortunate trip back to Ithaca? After the war, I got exiled.”
“The trip.. eh.. oh.. man, there’s a LOT—“
“Can I beat your ass again pleeeassseee!! :3”
- @ithacas-prince
NONONONNONOONONONONONNNNOONOONONON
TELEMACHUS NO
“What’s that? I hear a yesss.”
PLEASE DO NOT BEAT MY CLOACA MAXIMUS TELEMACHUS I WILL BE CALLING YOUR FATHER
“….”
“Okay!” He proceeds to grab Apollo.
“HAHA LOSER!!”
Insert the most brutal jumping on a god you have ever seen.
“For the god of healing, you’re pretty bad at this.”
I HATE YOU
bones cease to exist
“WOMP. FUCKING. WOMP.” He stomps on him.
“Bet you feel like you’re in your mortal body again, huh?”
ODNTY YUO DARE BRINGa LESTER FUcKUNG PAPSIdoOULOS INTO TIHIS
“LESTER PAPADOPOULOS CAN GO-“ [redacted]
HAHA
He blinks, still beating the god. “Hello small child.”
DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE MEG
squirms away from telemachus
“Uppercut him, NOW.”
“BET!”
I HATE YOU ALL
combusts into light and appears like 2 feet away aw SHI-
“HA!”
AUGH I WANT TO DIE SO BADLY
“Ahem. Discus, laurel, bathtub.”
"Telemachus- what, whatcha doing with my uncle??"
“Nothing!!”
“A lot.”
“you’re next.”
“Oh.”
PLEASE STOP NOT THE BATHTUB— NOT THE DISCUS.. NOT THE LAURELS..
He pulls out a hyacinth.
“THIS YOUR BOYFRIEND??”
SOBBING
YOU KNOW THE RULES. AND SO DO I. SAY GOODBYE.
prepare to be smitten
smoted
smote
smite
smited
whatever
“alright. First death, I guess.”
burnt telemachus on the ground like those stupid cartoon characters
He’s fucking dead. He’s dead now.
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY SON
*sips black coffee* a lot
sobbing
I will get the underworld travel bag.
“Planning ahead of time. Awesome.”
“Ody!”
- @diomedes-of-argos
“Diomedes! How are you?”
“I’m great.”
“That’s good.”
“Ody!”
- @diomedes-of-argos
“Diomedes! How are you?”
“Can I beat your ass again pleeeassseee!! :3”
- @ithacas-prince
NONONONNONOONONONONONNNNOONOONONON
TELEMACHUS NO
“What’s that? I hear a yesss.”
PLEASE DO NOT BEAT MY CLOACA MAXIMUS TELEMACHUS I WILL BE CALLING YOUR FATHER
“….”
“Okay!” He proceeds to grab Apollo.
“HAHA LOSER!!”
Insert the most brutal jumping on a god you have ever seen.
“For the god of healing, you’re pretty bad at this.”
I HATE YOU
bones cease to exist
“WOMP. FUCKING. WOMP.” He stomps on him.
“Bet you feel like you’re in your mortal body again, huh?”
ODNTY YUO DARE BRINGa LESTER FUcKUNG PAPSIdoOULOS INTO TIHIS
“LESTER PAPADOPOULOS CAN GO-“ [redacted]
HAHA
He blinks, still beating the god. “Hello small child.”
DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE MEG
squirms away from telemachus
“Uppercut him, NOW.”
“BET!”
I HATE YOU ALL
combusts into light and appears like 2 feet away aw SHI-
“HA!”
AUGH I WANT TO DIE SO BADLY
“Ahem. Discus, laurel, bathtub.”
"Telemachus- what, whatcha doing with my uncle??"
“Nothing!!”
“A lot.”
“you’re next.”
“Oh.”
PLEASE STOP NOT THE BATHTUB— NOT THE DISCUS.. NOT THE LAURELS..
He pulls out a hyacinth.
“THIS YOUR BOYFRIEND??”
SOBBING
YOU KNOW THE RULES. AND SO DO I. SAY GOODBYE.
prepare to be smitten
smoted
smote
smite
smited
whatever
“alright. First death, I guess.”
burnt telemachus on the ground like those stupid cartoon characters
He’s fucking dead. He’s dead now.
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY SON
*sips black coffee* a lot
sobbing
https://www.tumblr.com/apoorboywithagifttogive/764069133846478848/i-think-you-would-get-along-with-odysseus-you?source=share
I could see yall either hating each other horribly of being bestest of friends (besides athena of course)
Link won’t work.
“Can I beat your ass again pleeeassseee!! :3”
- @ithacas-prince
NONONONNONOONONONONONNNNOONOONONON
TELEMACHUS NO
“What’s that? I hear a yesss.”
PLEASE DO NOT BEAT MY CLOACA MAXIMUS TELEMACHUS I WILL BE CALLING YOUR FATHER
“….”
“Okay!” He proceeds to grab Apollo.
“HAHA LOSER!!”
Insert the most brutal jumping on a god you have ever seen.
“For the god of healing, you’re pretty bad at this.”
I HATE YOU
bones cease to exist
“WOMP. FUCKING. WOMP.” He stomps on him.
“Bet you feel like you’re in your mortal body again, huh?”
ODNTY YUO DARE BRINGa LESTER FUcKUNG PAPSIdoOULOS INTO TIHIS
“LESTER PAPADOPOULOS CAN GO-“ [redacted]
HAHA
He blinks, still beating the god. “Hello small child.”
DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE MEG
squirms away from telemachus
“Uppercut him, NOW.”
“BET!”
I HATE YOU ALL
combusts into light and appears like 2 feet away aw SHI-
“HA!”
AUGH I WANT TO DIE SO BADLY
“Ahem. Discus, laurel, bathtub.”
"Telemachus- what, whatcha doing with my uncle??"
“Nothing!!”
“A lot.”
“you’re next.”
“Oh.”
PLEASE STOP NOT THE BATHTUB— NOT THE DISCUS.. NOT THE LAURELS..
He pulls out a hyacinth.
“THIS YOUR BOYFRIEND??”
SOBBING
YOU KNOW THE RULES. AND SO DO I. SAY GOODBYE.
prepare to be smitten
smoted
smote
smite
smited
whatever
“alright. First death, I guess.”
burnt telemachus on the ground like those stupid cartoon characters
He’s fucking dead. He’s dead now.
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY SON
when is my dad coming back chat 😭
well it was a bit dangerous, my friend, he needed a mindset change for it, he wanted to get home, so I told him to put it all on the line.
long story short he’s coming back soon 🙌🙌 (might be some mass murder but i can’t confirm that. i’m just the god of messengers, thievery, and cheeseburgers according to percy jackson which i’m not arguing about)
LIN MANUEL MIRANDA???? WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS THERE MUSIC PLAYING
wait.. REALLY??
came back with the milk and a bunch of dead bodies, son!
DAD??? WGAT IS HAPPENING??
oh yeah btw I’m engaged now 🔥
HOYL SHHT WHAT TELEMACHUS YOURE NOT EVEN A TEENAGER verbal keyboard slam
“Father… I’m.. I’m 20.”
IMPOSSIBLE
“You’ve been gone for 20 years-“
“How long.. did you think it was?”
“..I thought it was 13, at least— how long did Calypso have me on Ogygia. Oh- by the way, Calypso is a goddess who kidnapped me. Thought I should tell you that. Anyways—“
“Then.. you spent seven years on that island.”
“Impossible.”
“Not really, I’ve been waiting for you. Since FOREVER!!
ody sobbing “I’M SORRY!”
Pats his back.
“I know. But mom has been weaving for three years because of the suitors.”
“..suitors? Where?”
“All over the palace. 108.”
Also ‼️ I 🥰 have 👍 a 😁 new 👑 bestie 👯 and 😇 her 👩 name 🪪 is 👁️ ATHENA!! 🦉
“She’s kinda modest, but let’s be honest, I knew she was a goddess. So let’s be honest we both love ATHENA ‼️‼️‼️”
“..she never accepted my high-five, though.” D:
“She accepted mine??” He looks bewildered.
“She helped me beat some asses cause I almost got mine beat. Also she was surprisingly gentle to me.”
“..”
Odysseus frowns.
“She was always really harsh with me—“
“Can’t relate.”
“Why are you my son.”
“Well, because you-“ [REDACTED]
“SHHSHHHHSHSHHH—“
“And then you—“ [REDACTED] “To my mom, and—“ I’m not getting paid enough for this.
“NO NO TELEMACHUS SHUT UP— TAKE LESSONS FROM HEATHER!”
TELEMACHUS WHY?
“Because……. Greet the world with open arms bud.”
crying odysseus noises
“Why r u crying dude.. no matter the place we can light up the world here’s how to start!!”
“STOP.”
Wow you became the sign!!
another fresh batch of sobbing
Anyways,, so many heroes, so many talesssss…
Oh my gods.
give me one good reasonnn why yours should prevail!!
—He’s got the mind of a genius.
Try harder :/
He’s pretty skilled with words.
You can do better than that… :|
He’s kind of funny..?
Ehhhh..
Never once has he cheated on his wife. satisfied smirk (unlike angelica)
….. eye twitch.
release him.
turns to jason’s coffin
I played your game and won. Release him.
oh no
rises from coffin
You dare to defy me? To make me feel shame? No one beats me. No one wins my game!
Thunder, bring her
Through the wringer!
Show her I’m the judgement call!
The one who makes her kingdom fall!
explosion
OH CRAP
…
is she dead 😨
warrior of the mind theme
let him go
please
let him go
😟…
dangerous theme starts playing
*hysterical laughing*
Hello, old friend!
..wrong account.
So you’re the one who talked to Calypso.. why are you here?
“Can I beat your ass again pleeeassseee!! :3”
- @ithacas-prince
NONONONNONOONONONONONNNNOONOONONON
TELEMACHUS NO
“What’s that? I hear a yesss.”
PLEASE DO NOT BEAT MY CLOACA MAXIMUS TELEMACHUS I WILL BE CALLING YOUR FATHER
“….”
“Okay!” He proceeds to grab Apollo.
“HAHA LOSER!!”
“Can I beat your ass again pleeeassseee!! :3”
- @ithacas-prince
NONONONNONOONONONONONNNNOONOONONON
TELEMACHUS NO
“What’s that? I hear a yesss.”
PLEASE DO NOT BEAT MY CLOACA MAXIMUS TELEMACHUS I WILL BE CALLING YOUR FATHER
I’m fine with it.
