AskHeichou

I am Corporal Levi of the Survey Corps, don't expect me to go easy on you, and make sure that any speck of dirt I see will be cleaned. You have been warned.

[alempe]

Late night heichou sketch

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

Due to unfortunate circumstances, I am awake.

[kamenashik]

The first key visual of Shingeki no Kyojin/Attack on Titan season 2, premiering in April 2017!

Featuring Colossal Titan, Armored Titan, Rogue Titan, Eren, Mikasa, and Armin!

ETA: The official season 2 website is up!

Koizuka Masashi, assistant director for WIT Studio’s Owari no Seraph/Seraph of the End, will serve as season two’s Director, while Araki Tetsuro, season one’s director, is now Chief/General Director!

[kagekii-deactivated20170703]

those tits tho

[dragonolong]

Little messy painting practice~ ´v`

[kazumma]

Thug Levi from A Choice With No Regrets

[askanotherleviusa-blog]

My friends(don't have tumblr): have u seen this meme lol, it was on the 'best of tumblr' facebook page, tumblr is so funny

Me, a tumblr gremlin: haha yeah lol, think i've seen that one before lol

Me (what I really mean): you fools. I am plugged into the mainframe, wired to the primary source. Of course have seen that meme, and all 5000 of it's variants, 3 and a half months ago. I have seen the rise and fall of that meme, the boom and bust, the drama, the pain, the shitposting, oh god, the shitposting. I have seen this meme in it's rawest, freshest, unpasturised, most primal state. Do not insult me with these rank, stale puddles, that sit at the very base of the meme trickle down economy.

[1jade]

THIS IS ME SO BAD IM CHOKIFN

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

flirting with a man at a bar

me: hey lemme see ur phone I’ll put my number in

unsuspecting fool: hahah sure *hands me his phone*

me: *transfers his entire Pokemon Go team to myself*

fool: what the fuck?

me: *rips my jacket open to reveal a sensible tee with a large bedazzled letter R* TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM DEVISTA–

[modernluigi-deactivated20200204]

[Goofy Voice] Why the HYUCK you lyin

[oathkeeperson]

my eyes are destroyed

also i put some colors on my previos ‘seele child’

[attackonhunter-deactivated20151]

Ridiculous things tired Hide does in the morning includes:

Saying good morning to Kaneki. Except Kaneki is on the other side of the room. A chair. Hide is talking to a chair.

Putting orange juice in his coffee instead of cream or milk (Kaneki now makes his coffee for him).

Smearing toothpaste on his face instead of shaving cream (Kaneki hides his razor in a new place every morning so he doesn’t hurt himself while still tired).

[fleshkiss]

BEAUTIFUL WORLD, BEAUTIFUL BOY

[strangepicsofshrek]

give one to all your loved ones 

[dannny-boy]

DoNE.

[darkwebdad-deactivated20160207]

YMCA but instead of young man they say comrade and YMCA is USSR

[liquidcoma-deactivated20160903]

comrade, steel production is down/i said comrade, you must sleep on the ground

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

I said comrade, you best wipe off that frown or you’ll spend! A! Month! In the gulags!

[ohmikasaa]

Levi Ackerman - chapter 74

[cant-adult-will-fandom-for-free]

Tumblr 2015 in a nutshell (so far)

Me, on a date: “So, what are your thoughts on the dress?”

My date: “Actually, I came here to audition for the role of Pluto and I will be singin-”

Me, immediately shoving breadsticks into purse: “I’m sorry I have to go home immediately…”

[ppaniani-blog]

My date: Okay… That sounds fake but okay.

[cant-adult-will-fandom-for-free]

Me, gorging breadsticks into my mouth as I head out of the door: “Ugh these breadsticks are a beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure…”

[biotickitty]

By Fallout Boy

[theabcsofjustice]

Throw a list of the Zodiac signs as breadsticks in there and it will be 100% complete.

[theperfectseulgi]

Me: This year I lost my best friend

Them: Quit telling people I’m- JOHN CENA

[hetslash]

gun

[acronysm]

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