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without hrt christmas is just cismas
this pun works so beautifully well i cant believe the english language allows us to do this
āBut mom, let me take him home!āĀ
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life is a lot like shaking trees in animal crossing. sometimes thereās bees
do i even want to know..?
date of origin: November 5th, 2020
Oh how the turn tables
Antivaxxers: The vaccines have microchips, the government is trying to track us!
The smartphones/smart tech in their house:
The drivers license/credit & debit cards in their wallets
Their social security number
They License Plate on the back of their van
The microchips in the vaccines
If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple āThank Youā will suffice. None of this āHow did you get in my houseā business. So rude
Me when Iām me: me
I have so many questions
Are you a Gold Star lesbian? (Just in case you don't know what it means, a Gold Star lesbian is a lesbian that has never had the sex with a guy and would never have any intentions of ever doing so)
I am a Purple Heart Straight Man. (Just in case you donāt know what it means, a Purple Heart Straight Man is a straight man that has been injured while having the sex with a lady)
Do kids today even understand why podcasts are called podcasts?
Well, you see, kids, almost twenty years ago Apple produced a portable audio player called ā wait, I need to go back further.
Okay, so in the 20th century, the new inventions of radio and television were known as broadcastĀ media ā no, wait, thatās not really the start either ā
Broadcasting originally refers to throwing, or casting, handfuls of seeds onto prepared ground, typically used with grain crops, which, uh ā
ā the Agrucultural Revoution, which begain circa 10,000 BC in the Levant, was when humans began preserving seeds for replanting ā
ā oh, but pods, on the other hand, are fibrous seed containers found on a variety of land plants, including legumes āĀ
Me when my 3yo nephew asks āwhy?ā for the third or fourth time about some mundane thing
The small domino huge domino thing but it leads from āsome dude putting plants in the groundā to āpeople getting horny for a minecraft youtubers half-elf bardsonaā
canāt risk it
THIS PIECE OF PICTURE WORKS.Ā
Gotta take all the chancesā¦..
Never risk it
We will seeš š
im expect nothing but maybe one of my followers could use it