Living Vicariously In My Own World

an acronym mixed with anachronism

[averypotterwhovian]

[gtgcya-archive]

without hrt christmas is just cismas

[thyrell]

this pun works so beautifully well i cant believe the english language allows us to do this

[babyanimalgifs]

“But mom, let me take him home!“ 

(Source)

[histskins]

life is a lot like shaking trees in animal crossing. sometimes there’s bees

[totalspiffage]

[toastbutteregg]

[heritageposts]

do i even want to know..?

[heritageposts]

[unfunyman]

date of origin: November 5th, 2020

[hogwartsconsultingtimelady]

Oh how the turn tables

[free-range-tiddies]

Antivaxxers: The vaccines have microchips, the government is trying to track us!

The smartphones/smart tech in their house:

[guccixcucci]

The drivers license/credit & debit cards in their wallets

[official-sokka]

Their social security number

[wakandamama]

They License Plate on the back of their van

[acronysm]

The microchips in the vaccines

[dj-bsnow-deactivated20130913]

If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “Thank You” will suffice. None of this “How did you get in my house” business. So rude

[santeria-deactivated20170905]

Me when I’m me: me

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

[blurds]

[sua-sponte-deactivated20200331]

[riwaspencer]

I have so many questions

[catchymemes]

[karman4e]

[acronysm]

[averypotterwhovian]

Are you a Gold Star lesbian? (Just in case you don't know what it means, a Gold Star lesbian is a lesbian that has never had the sex with a guy and would never have any intentions of ever doing so)

I am a Purple Heart Straight Man. (Just in case you don’t know what it means, a Purple Heart Straight Man is a straight man that has been injured while having the sex with a lady)

[squareallworthy]

Do kids today even understand why podcasts are called podcasts?

[squareallworthy]

Well, you see, kids, almost twenty years ago Apple produced a portable audio player called – wait, I need to go back further.

[squareallworthy]

Okay, so in the 20th century, the new inventions of radio and television were known as broadcast media – no, wait, that’s not really the start either –

[squareallworthy]

Broadcasting originally refers to throwing, or casting, handfuls of seeds onto prepared ground, typically used with grain crops, which, uh –

[squareallworthy]

– the Agrucultural Revoution, which begain circa 10,000 BC in the Levant, was when humans began preserving seeds for replanting –

[squareallworthy]

– oh, but pods, on the other hand, are fibrous seed containers found on a variety of land plants, including legumes – 

[best-friend-quads]

Me when my 3yo nephew asks “why?” for the third or fourth time about some mundane thing

[rakdos-dogdyke]

The small domino huge domino thing but it leads from “some dude putting plants in the ground” to “people getting horny for a minecraft youtubers half-elf bardsona”

[antiandrogen]

[cheshire-cat-lenalee2]

[unclefather]

can’t risk it

[bentejam]

THIS PIECE OF PICTURE WORKS. 

[fakesurgery]

Gotta take all the chances…..

[fit-beach-tea]

Never risk it

[snowingemotions]

We will see😅😅

[brunhiddensmusings]

im expect nothing but maybe one of my followers could use it