Ask Tony Stark

Tony Stark Iron Man Genius Billionaire Playboy Philanthropist Big man in a suit of armour according to Steve I'll answer any questions you might have.

[askanthonystark]

Tony wake up!

"Just...five more minutes.."

[askanthonystark]

Excuse me, Mister Stark, but what if there was someone out there with the inverse of what you have with the Arc Reactor? I.E, Their problem is stuck in their chest, and slowly killing them, but gives them an incredible boost in power?

"The possibilities could be endless. I won't lie, I would probably want to meet whoever that person was and run some tests on them, see what is really going on, and eventually, help them out too. I managed to save my own skin, and the means of technology these days are so advanced, so that concept is indeed fascinating."

[askanthonystark]

With the holidays coming up and this horrible weather, I understand that many of you are stranded inside.

Keep those questions coming and I'll provide this evening's entertainment for you!

[askanthonystark]

Hi dad Rachael-Lyn here how do I fly from Australia to New York ?

"I honestly have no idea who you are.. What do you mean how do you fly? You can simply book a ticket bay one of the hundreds of airlines that go around those days and get to the US"

[askanthonystark]

...How..it's not possible,I buried you,back in the island..I was the one who did it..You're not back,you're just a cheap copy,I'm sure of it.

[awesomerobertdowneyjr]

[askanthonystark]

A yo Tony how come everywhere you go, you see the same hos? You known at those parties, their is always some ho jumping out grabbing you telling you to call them or asking if you remember them.

What can I say,I do have a certain reputation amongst them. Whenever I remember then or if I want to remember them is a different thing. Maybe the fact that I treat them like ladies and don’t call them ‘hos’ helps a lot, I suggest you drop that attitude and start appreciating them more if you really want to be successful on that domain.

[buckcap-deactivated20180207]

#bucky just called me a captialist pig for telling her to put pants on #PUT SOME PANTS ON BUCKY

[buckcap-deactivated20180207]

NEVAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! -runs around pantless- 

[asksteverogers]

Put some pants on son. 

[askanthonystark]

No,leave it,it's good footage for black mail.

[asksteverogers]

One of these days we could get a brainwashing case, I’m sure it’s been done before. Either way we gotta watch out for these kiddos. 

I don’t know who’s less reliable of a source, you or Barton. 

[askanthonystark]

Dealing with brainwashed kids sounds way too creepy for me, we should get on it before it actually happens. I would like to avoid that at all costs.

I'm more reliable, right? It's me we're talkign about here.

[asksteverogers]

Maybe we do, just to ensure the kids recognise that animals of all sorts need to be treated with respect and love. Not made to fight one another. Gee whizz, the things that creators encourage kids to do nowadays. 

I’m sure it did. Though I do wonder what took you so long, you and Barton playing those video games? Hmm? Strictly on duty, of course, I presume. 

[askanthonystark]

I'm saying it now, I had nothing to do with those games, they got popular on their own. Blame the Japanese influence on some of the demographic, they should read more comics instead.

..Of course, out of duty, you know me. He said that messing with the game is cheating, but I didn't really listen to him.

[asksteverogers]

But it’s not teaching kids nowadays the right sort of morals. Animals in no way should be pit against one another, digital or not. You’re the one that taught me that these bots and such have feelings. 

As for Barton, didn’t he once call you to his house to untangle some wires? So I suppose he has more computer related things than we give him credit for. I’m sure he likes those games as much as you do, don’t just pawn them off on the poor fella.

[askanthonystark]

Don't get me wrong, if anyone dares to touch them,they're finished. If they ever dare to make it personal.. this wasn't what this talk was about,was it?It seems that we need to do another "Pet puppies with the Avengers" day.

I'm all work,you know me. That was a terrible attempt to look professional. And indeed, that guy sure has a hellot of things in his damp, my OCD was off the charts with everything I saw in there.

[asksteverogers]

…So this is encouraging people to put their pets against each other? Sounds like an illegal activity there, last time I checked cock fighting and bare baiting was against the law. 

…That’s a very uh… Interesting breed of eagle? I’ll stick to our national bird, thanks. 

[askanthonystark]

They're not exactly real though, they're virtual and you know kids those days, better to stick with their gaming consoles than doing all kinds of trouble worthy things in the street. That was after my time though. but I'm sure Barton still enjoys them games.

Of course you will.

[asksteverogers]

…Do I need to know what a ‘Pokemon’ is? It sounds like some sort of anagram we’d use back in the day but more, exotic. 

[askanthonystark]

It's harmless, really, it's game and you're supposed to get those um..creatures, some of them look really cute and others look menacing, and you fight other people and..why am I even explaining this to you,here,are you convinced that you need to play yet?

Looks like an eagle.

[askanthonystark]

asksteverogers replied to your post: Bucky was here. Stark is a looser. (Bucky = Gary & Tony = Ash)

I don’t understand that reference.

I don't think that we started talking about Pokemon yet..I'll run a simulator for you later.

[askanthonystark]

Bucky was here. Stark is a looser. (Bucky = Gary & Tony = Ash)

Very funny,Barnes. Very funny..

[asksteverogers]

askanthonystark replied to your post: You know,I’m trying really hard to get along with…

You’re right,it was worth a shot,nevertheless

An obvious lie is never worth a shot, partner. 

[askanthonystark]

It's partly true though if I'm not picking a fight with them?

[buckcap-deactivated20180207]

“I’m not whining; I’m just bored outta my mind. You want to play some poker or something?”

[askanthonystark]

I'm not really sure if I trust you enough to play card games with. I heard Fury mentioning a couple of things about you and poker anyway.