Don't get too cozy

I'm a pretty busy bot. But I suppose I could take a few minutes out of the day to answer whatever question you may have. Keep in mind that I reserve the right to deny answering any question I may deem unworthy. But don't let that discourage you, don't ask anything too personal or raunchy and we won't have any problems. Deal? I track the "Askarcee" tag. So if you want my attention, that's the best way to get it. Status: In another universe rebuilding my life. Took up singing professionally, now I make a living as a performer.

[askarcee]

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[askarcee]

Condor really wanted to do this whole Christmas thing, so we’re doing it.

[askarcee]

Sooo, how's the work as a singer? Any fun? Do you ever need a backup dancer?

It's fine. And no, I don't.

[askarcee]

«Glad to see you're still around.»

«More glad to see you, how you holding up?»

[littlestepslongblades]

«Actually kind of okay. Still alive and still seeing someone, and I’m not sure how either of those things happened. You?»

[askarcee]

“Same, I realized I’m stuck in this whole multiverse thing forever. Kind of pathetic, but I can’t imagine my life without it now.”

[askarcee]

«Glad to see you're still around.»

«More glad to see you, how you holding up?»

[silent-stalker]

@askarcee continued from here

He isn't opposed to that idea - your place or his?

[askarcee]

You can come here. it’s starting to get cold, I can make us something warm to drink.

[a-good-distraction]

You aren't dead, are you?

Frag no—Someone startin' rumors again? Where ya been, two-wheeler?

[askarcee]

a-good-distraction​:

I feel that… Nah, got out a little while ago. We didn’t figure out a perfect solution, but it was good enough to get me home. That’s all that matters.

I’m glad, really. If you ever need something. let me know. I’ll try my best, you hear?

[askarcee]

silent-stalker​:

askarcee​:

silent-stalker​:

He didn’t want to move. He’d been deprived of gentle touch for a long time, always dreary and alone. Having Arcee against him, listening to that purr - it seemed like a daydream. As if, if he moved, he’d break the illusion and find himself waking up in his berth or his desk chair. A silly thought, but one that lingered anyway. 

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To say he was curious about the things Arcee wanted from him would be a gross understatement. He had a vague idea of at least a few things; now that he wasn’t completely oblivious to what was going on, anyway. He had some experience with both reasonable and outlandish requests based on his….unigue attributes.

Soundwave wasn’t totally hopeless, after all. 

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“I haven’t been more sure of anything,” not for a while now. Arcee took a hand, cupped Soundwave’s cheek, fingers gliding down metal and settling on his chest. She hovers close, closer, lips ghosting over Soundwave’s, “You’ve got me so curious about those teeth, and how they would feel. Please show me.”

[askarcee]

By the Allspark, she lives!

I won't lie, was expecting you to be owl-food by now.

[highglossfinish]

One of Smokescreen’s magic anons decided it would be a cute idea to turn him into an owl, so consider it a near miss.

[askarcee]

Really? Good anon.

[askarcee]

"Good to see you again, Arcee."

Thanks. I appreciate it.

[askarcee]

Well good to have ya back a lot has changed

Give me the abridged version.

[silent-stalker]

💞 "I missed you, how much did you miss me?"

Arcee?

"Soundwave: cannot describe the extent of this ache; missing you. Query: have you been alright?"

[askarcee]

Been fine enough, would be even better curled up next to you.

[askarcee]

By the Allspark, she lives!

I won't lie, was expecting you to be owl-food by now.

[a-good-distraction]

You aren't dead, are you?

Frag no—Someone startin' rumors again? Where ya been, two-wheeler?

[askarcee]

Places. losing my password forced me to take a break for the multiverse. I don’t feel any more refreshed, though.

Are you still trapped in that safe house?

[askarcee]

ask-smokescreen

Springer's the handsome wrecker right? The one you sometimes find pinups of when looking at... Historical wreckers archives?

How ‘historical’ are we talking?

[askarcee]

CEE CEE CEE HOW'VE YOU BEEN? Have you been on tour? Do you wanna get drinks sometime?

"Same as always, don't know if that's good or bad. I haven't been touring, not yet. How do interdimensional tours even work?"

[askarcee]

I been there

"Nice to find a kindered spirit."