I don't bite, promise

Alexander Johan Hjalmer Skarsgård, forty-year-old Scandinavian from a very big family, you might have heard of them. Disclaimer: This is a roleplay blog set in 2016.

[xjuleshough-retired-deactivated]

Oh yeah? How’d that go? Any injuries? Yep, you heard me. A special shout out. Not just any kind of shout out. But a special one of some sort. You wouldn’t do that. At least I’m not bribing you like my brother did when I was judging.

[askars-ldn]

No, no injuries that I can recall, just a lot of noise and kids running around, I assume it was a lot like your family gatherings except in Swedish. A special shout out, just for me? Do you say that to everyone, hmm? Ah, I forgot, how much did he bribe you with? Was it ten dollars?

[keirainlovelylondonrp-blog]

Exhausted

[keirainlovelylondonrp-blog]

Thanks for the advice, I don’t believe we’ve met I’m Keira 

[askars-ldn]

We may not have met, but I know who you are... That came out far more creepier than I intended it to. I'm Alex.

[keirainlovelylondonrp-blog]

Exhausted

[keirainlovelylondonrp-blog]

Yeah maybe I don’t know I have periods when I don’t sleep and others when I do it’s just been worst lately 

[askars-ldn]

In that case, there's nothing to worry about. We all have days like that, but if it continues try some medication. 

[keirainlovelylondonrp-blog]

Exhausted

Haven’t been sleeping well…

[askars-ldn]

Maybe you should see someone about that?

[xjuleshough-retired-deactivated]

Hey, you! I was wondering where you went. I’ll give you a special shout-out so it’ll be worth watching. And you should totally vote for me, y’know, just because.

[askars-ldn]

I decided it was time I saw my family, otherwise I wouldn't hear the end of it when the holidays come around. A special shout out? I'm sold, I'll be glued to my TV. Be careful or I'll have to tell someone you're trying to get yourself some guaranteed votes.

[xjuleshough-retired-deactivated]

I think now is a good time to announce that I’ll be the newest addition to the Strictly Come Dancing family! They wanted me to join the show and I couldn’t pass up such a great offer. The only thing different about this is I have to put my paddles away because I’ll be back as a full time dancer. Let’s see how long it’ll take me to embarrass myself on national television this time around.

[askars-ldn]

Congratulations, tiny dancer, looks like I came back to London just in time to see you grace my television screen. I should admit those sorts of shows aren't really my thing, but I may have to make an exception.

[alexanderssskarsbrow]

[brendenfraser]

[beaufortplace]

Alexander Skarsgard as “Father”

The Giver (2014)

[spursy]

[avergers-deactivated20240831]

Now, are you with me or not?

[alexanderssskarsbrow]

[tonystarking]

[askarsswedishmeatballs]

[thebeautyofsolitude]

Melancholia (2011)

[thebeautyofsolitude]

Alexander Skarsgård for Encounter by Calvin Klein [2012/2013]

[coltonhxynes]

I don’t know maybe just because most people I’ve met tend to be stubborn. Your inner Eric is speaking huh? Does he do that often? Because I must say Eric is one of my favorites from True Blood so there’s bonus points for bringing him up. Regret? Eh, I’ve come to believe in living life with no regrets, so I doubt it. Hey my muscles are totally strong, never doubt a woman. I mean come find out how tough they are then you won’t be laughing mister. Well thank you for your vote of confidence in me, so fingers crossed I’ll get a part. Plus it’d be cool to film something in London since I haven’t done that before. Hmm maybe I do, maybe I don’t. What girl gives away all her good secrets just like that. 

[askars-ldn]

So, you're judging me based on other people in your life? I'm disappointed and very hurt. I've played Eric for so long and with so much passion that sometimes I genuinely think he is just a part of me, so you may get a few glimpses of him. Most people prefer Alex over Eric, though, for obvious reasons. I don't take kindly to being called one of your favourites, I should be the favourite. Funny, I think the same way about regrets. Trust me, I'd be stupid to doubt a woman, but realistically your muscles have got nothing on mine, Ms. Fangs. Do you really want me to find out how 'tough' they are, because I may end up showing you up. You'll enjoy filming in London, there's a different atmosphere around here that makes it a great experience. I see, keeping things mysterious, I guess I'll just have to wait to find out then.