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Get Momoed

Momo is my dog. She is a Labrador, was born on January 2 2016, and ate cigarette filters as a puppy. Reblog with #Momo me to get an image of my dog in your asks. I will try to send an image to everyone one who does this.

#momo me #my babyyyy #Labrador

Hey back up man

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In her bed #her bed

#get momoed #Labrador

castledock

Get momoed!

AAWWWW PUPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Get Momoed

UPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#uppy!!!!!!#get momoed #I’m turned get momoed into a tag btw

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Get Momoed

Well I hired this guy to stare at you

#BIGGEST EYES EVER #oh babyyyyy I love this guy #get momoed

Putting all my Momo paintings here too

#get momoed

quezify

the noble oarfish for anon

joeyclaire

i fucking love tumblr on new years i scroll past a glittertext gif wishing me a happy 2002 i scroll past my mutual wishing me a happy 2018 i scroll past a gifset wishing me a happy 2013 i scroll p

scribbleshark

happy 1915 everyone!

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get-momoed

@tallmansmallman @the-mouse-rotting-in-the-vents

homunculus-argument

I think peoples' outdoor cats should be indoor cats, and feral city pigeons should be more like other peoples' outdoor cats. Fearlessly walking up to me while purring and cooing so I can pet them and call them pretty. Like literally you're standing so close, birdie, let me pick you up and pet you. Free scritches. Come on. I hate the people who made you stop trusting people like that.

redstonedust

my transgenderism is honestly such a natural part of my life i tend to forget its noteworthy to other people. so when an aunt i dont see often was like "so... are you still taking....... medication?" i completely forget she probably meant hrt and responded like ''well my doctor prescribed me omeprazole recently idk if its gonna help my stomach issues much tho'' . completely blanked. sorry ma'am.

prokopetz

I think the message of Howl’s Moving Castle is that in order to maintain a successful relationship with some kind of fucked up wizard, you must find it in yourself to also be some kind of fucked up wizard.

oswald-privileges

prokopetz

See, I don’t think that’s the case. Certainly, Sophie’s magic is often more practical than Howl’s, but if you think that the practicality of one’s magic is a reasonable measure of how good a fucked up wizard is at being a fucked up wizard, you don’t understand fucked up wizards.

mstopportunity

By some metrics, Sophie is a more fucked up wizard - Howl would never mess something up by accident! But here’s the thing, they complement each-other. Sophie is practically-oriented, but she’s not always competent to do what she intends, nor does she know what she’s doing. Howl always knows what he’s doing and why, and it’s usually useless bullshit for terrible reasons. Howl knows what he is intimately. He knows his strengths and his weaknesses and he knows that he’s got a spine like wet, single ply tissue paper. Sophie complements this by doing whatever it is she sets her mind to, but having exactly zero capacity for self-reflection (or if she does it’s through a funhouse mirror)

Your honor, they’re both a better fucked up wizard than the other, just how they’re supposed to be.

prokopetz

tanoraqui

sometimes I think yearningly of…him (AU Wyll Ravenguard wherein his father disowned him rather than banished him, so he stayed in Baldur’s Gate and became Batman the Blade of the Gate, and recruits the whole tadfools party pre-canon one by one from the henchpeople ranks of the villains he defeats)

like, we all know the essential Stargate SG1 scene where Teal’c joins the team, right? this is universal knowledge. That, but it’s Wyll and Shadowheart, his first sidekick recruit.

Wyll, strapped to a torture table in the Shar temple dungeon because he got caught sneaking around trying to investigate a series of disappearances in the area (those people are all strapped to other torture tables or will be soon). To the pale acolyte whose hands are trembling as she’s about to start vivisecting him, her jaw set with determination to do it anyway, he shows how he’s picked the locks on his cuffs and whispers, fierce but quiet so her supervisor can’t hear, “I can save these people! Help me!”

Shadowheart, who really hates torture class, looks at him with the fear of the customarily obedient—then her jaw firms even tighter, as does her grip on the scalpel, and she says, “Many have said that. But you are the first I believe could do it!”

Then she spins and clumsily flings her scalpel at the instructor, and probably totally whiffs it because she’s not built for throwing daggers much less improvised weapons, but it’s enough of a distraction for Wyll to get the jump on them. Two weeks later, rumor is spreading through the city that the Blade now fights accompanied by the White Wolf (accept werewolf!Shadowheart into your heart!)

what-even-is-thiss

Is there any other problematic author, like Scott Card (materially contributes to homophobic political legislation) or Gaiman (perpetrator of sex crimes) or any other of the myriad of authors and creators who are creating harm to the public (numerous types of issues), for whom you see a similar level of interpersonal pressure to denounce so thoroughly and continuously?

If not, why do you think that is?

I also do not think that supporting those people’s careers is a great thing to do while they’re still hurting people.

The difference is though that neither of those people are literal billionaires that are so thoroughly engrained in the public consciousness that every bookstore in existence seems to have a section exclusively dedicated to their merchandise for decades on end.

what-even-is-thiss

The scale of JK Rowling’s power is an anomaly in all of the history of professional writers.

Neil Gaiman is an exceptionally rich outlier by writer standards because of his work in tv and film and he has an estimated net worth of $10 million

Stephen King is even more of an outlier with an estimated net worth of $500 million

Rowling currently as I’m writing this has an estimated net worth of $1.2 billion. Billion with a B.

She is the wealthiest author in all of history. Not just currently. Of all time. And she uses that power to fuck over trans people. She actively funds anti-trans court cases. She uses her considerable influence to donate money to and champion anti-trans legislation. She doesn’t stop tweeting.

This woman is a political force. She is heavily influential even outside of her own country. Neil Gaiman is a piece of shit but after his douchebaggery came to light he stopped tweeting. He doesn’t have the political power to do what she’s doing. Very, very few people do.

jayalaw

That go the way I thought it would. Was preparing my long list

But this is a better and more insightful response

feluka

we need more pathetic female characters written by authors who don't hate women

feluka

to be clear since this is making the rounds: she has to be an absolute loser in no way that can be pinned on her gender. no "i'm just a girl tee-hee" stuff. straight up just a loser (nondenominational)

feluka

addendum: she must be the most important person in the whole narrative

feluka

I decided to sit down and concentrate and properly write the list of rules that qualify a character for this role.

FIRST LAW: This character must be a woman.

SECOND LAW: This character must be a loser, but not in a way that can be pinned on her gender. Misogynistic response from the audience does not disqualify the character.

THIRD LAW: If the audience does not enjoy this character, then it becomes impossible to enjoy the show/film/book/game altogether. It is not possible to ignore this character, for better or for worse.

FOURTH LAW: The character must make bad decisions, and not just be a victim of poor circumstances outside of her control. The character can also be a victim of poor circumstances outside of her control, but it has to be primarily her personal choices that deem her a loser.