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ONCIE, ARE YOU SPACE

I am not space

I am just in space

#And I am great in it #onceler #once-ler #the lorax #ASTRONAUT ONCELER

Where are you all coming from

Are you aliens

Are you the best at Space?

YUP

#the lorax #misterlanky #onceler #once-ler #ASTRONAUT ONCELER

You see Pluto as a planet?

It's a planet if there's a Sailor Scout named after it

#the lorax #ASTRONAUT ONCELER #onceler #once-ler

How do you deal with a stressful situation?

Sleep and marshmallows and a trip to the moon

WHY IS IT SO WINDY OUTSIDE?

I DON'T CONTROL THE WEATHER I AM JUST AN ASTRONAUT

#the lorax #onceler #ASTRONAUT ONCELER

Did you ever met buzz lightyear? uwu

Buzz Lightyear? Sounds like a brand of drink to me.

I don't think I have, though. I think I'd remember that sort of name!

#aliceinthneedland #onceler #asks #once-ler #astronaut onceler #lorax #the lorax

Have you met Wheatley on your travels in space?

That little guy? Aw yeah, we're BROS. He's kinda sad though. I tried to get him to use a thneed but he didn't want it and it almost floated away into space.

#Intails #asks #onceler #astronaut onceler #once-ler #the lorax #sexybeanpole

ARE THERE ANY MORE USES FOR THNEEDS YOU HAVE DISCOVERED SINCE SPACE

IT MAKES A GOOD BED ON THE SPACESHIP AND A GOOD TRAY FOR FOOD AND A TUBE FOR MY OXYGEN TANK

NOW BUY ONE AND TRY IT OUT YOURSELF

#tripleparadiddle #asks #onceler #sexybeanpole #ASTRONAUT ONCELER #ONCE-LER #THE LORAX

Have you encountered any friendly aliens to sell thneeds to yet?

Friendly ones, no.

Some tried to eat me and I had to get outta there really fast

Andanother one threw it in my face and yelled at me, then flew away

#He called me FOUL SPACE HUMAN #narcissim-and-marshmallows #asks #ASTRONAUT ONCELER #THE LORAX #onceler #once-ler #sexybeanpole

WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?

I CAN VISIT ANYWHERE ON ANY PLANET I'M AN ASTRONAUT

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