Cute Cake Cats

tickling blog about cake flavored cats 18+ only, this is a tickle blog and might get a lil nsfw with its humor although nothing explicit

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ੈ✩‧₊˚Welcome to baked kitties, a silly little askblog about cake flavored cats and their beach adventures.ੈ✩‧₊˚

⤑ Mandatory disclaimer!! This blog IS 18+, it has kink/fetish elements and while nothing explicit will happen besides tickling, it is still not fit for children and i'd prefer if minors did not interact with this blog. If i see you doing so, you will be blocked.

⤑ As more characters get introduced, more shenanigans might happen! ⤑ u can either put a signoff on ur asks [or be off anon] and get an assigned emoji textbox or stay fully anon and the ask will be a question mark

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lobter feels like that one fella who was invited not because they actually like him, but because they cant trust him to be alone somewhere and not cause chaos.

Give em a headpat

He stepped into a dimension portal and hes here now

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two things (technically 3):

1. When I read "the ginger part of him speaks to him like venom", i didn't realize you were talking about "ginger" as in a ginger person (or pastry cat), so my brain thought of this for some reason:

"We must take a bite out of that piece of raw ginger eric left on the table while cooking." (His mind)

"Why the fuck would I do that?"

"Because youre curious, and its funny."

"…” sigh, crunch.

2. If you called carota a pervert, would she even try to deny it or no?

also, didn't know mel was a guy. I thought he was a woman for some reason-

mel AND carota r boys actually lol

1: thats admittedly funny as hell

2: i think he wouldn't deny it but he's an ethical pervert. Like hes a freak, but he's got standards

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how would you describe each of these adorable pastry cats’ personalities? Can be as in depth as you want, just curious.

i feel like twister wouldnt like the game.. twister.

for comedic effect i will limit it to short sentences

Zwartz: valley girl

Mel: the ginger part of him speaks to him like venom

coney: smarty shy pants

carota: pervert

nene: egocentric

eric: grumpy bear

blueberri: uwu soft boy

mittens: egocentric but less

sofie: pure whimsy and joy

yuki: the quiet type

bonus

lobter: who invited him

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reguessing the ages of our beloved cake kitties. Correct when wrong.

Starting with confirmed ages/confirmed ages ive seen:

zwarts - 21

coney - 23

nene - 35 (OLD.)

now for speculation.:

carota - 27

mel - 30 (i have a feeling this is wildly inaccurate and mel would be quite angry if she saw me guess that.)

eric - 40 (fuckin’ OLD. ANCIENT, EVEN.)

twister - 39. (grumpy old man.)

yuki - 20-22. (Cant decide.)

sofie/sofia (forgot which one it was) - 26

lobter - 30

mittens n wool - 27

blueberri - 26

I think thats all of them.

safe to say these pastries are well past their expiration date. Do not eat. You will get poisoned.

..also, is erics wife dead or just divorced-

Some of the ages will b confirmed later [i have a carrd for it lol]

But also, erics wifey sadly passed

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eric is a father?

guess sthats new info for me

I wonder whos the wife

Eric doesnt really talk about it anymore

But she was lovely

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out of all of you, who is the tallest?

she is a mainecoon after all

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ima do educated guesses on the ages if the kitties:

zwarts - 21

coney - i know his age was said but i don’t remember what it was.

carota - 27?

mel - 30

yuki - 20-22

eric - 36

nene - 35

twister - 40 (grumpy old man.)

mittens n wool - 24

blueberri - 23

lobter - i dont have enough on him to guess, but id say probably 37.

sofia - 29

in conclusion: these pastries are well past the expiration date and should not be consumed at all. (I got like all of these wrong, didnt i? Feel free to correct me if i did.)

funniest of this is how u think eric [confirmed dad] is younger than twister

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random questions i thought of

what is each of the cake cats (or pastry cats, i dont know what to call em.) opinion on being tickled?

what do they bleed? Is it jam? If so, does it have a color and flavor that they’re supposed to be? (Example: carota would have carrot cake jam. No i dont have intentions of hurting these creatures.)

Question 1:

As for 2, they'd "bleed" a syrup version of their flavor or strawberry. like carotas body liquid is carrot juice, erics is pandan etc etc

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may we get some info on the cake kitties?

just.. any information? fun factS? i can do fun facts

Mittens has a sliiight ego for she has always been told shes just to beautiful and amazing and soft. She's not mean about it, just is very confident.

all the cake kitties smell and taste like their corresponding cake flavors, taste is like if u were to lick them.

Eric isn't actually grumpy, he just has a chronic grumpy face cuz of his actual species [persian cat]

Coney and Carota are like..a sort of FWB type deal. Tickles with benefits

Blueberri and Mittens are a couple !

polyamory is normal in this world so people kissing eachother even if not dating is rather normal

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Blueberri is the cutest

Tumblr wont let me post the full..

Furaffinity

Bluesky

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Beach kitty

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Anticipation

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Paper art

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Karma

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