askbarrydylan

Ask me things, and yes I am planning to kill Archer but don't tell Katya..... or Lana.

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Which one of you got touched where the sun don't shine?

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Lana: It is like peeling an onion with you. Archer: Right? Oh wait… Chet! Onions! Cyril: Here. What dish are they going in? … Ugh.

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You idiots can't cook even if you were chefs.

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Barry is here again. I'm killing all of you.

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askbarrydylan

Ask me things, and yes I am planning to kill Archer but don't tell Katya..... or Lana.

[pepperidgefarmremembers]

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I don't think that's chocolate handicapped one.

[n0574]

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No, Tech 9's are not awesome!

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I just had a bath with a tub filled of banana juice.

I.... had a long night.

[mumblingeediot]

Archer

[askmaloryarcher]

PAM! That was a very private moment! How dare you?!

[askcyrilfiggis-blog]

Now you know how I feel!

[askbarrydylan-blog]

Got damn that's gross.

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If you're gonna kill archer just DO IT already you're a cyborg not a kitten god if you really wanted to kill archer you probably already would have if you weren't whipped

I was having a good night until you showed up. Know what I'm going to do. I'm going to come to your house and tie you up in a chair. Place a timed bomb in front of your face and a picture of Archer. He won't be saving you!!

[cartoon-fanatics]

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A fucking raptor Cheryl, really?

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I'm gonna take a wild guess and say that you haven't been able to kill Archer yet because Katya won't let you, am I right, or are you still "planning" something more devious than just death for him?

I've got something to kill him, but I had to go back to square one a few times because killing with my bare hands is something Katya.... isn't fond of. I'm still going to kill him with my bare hands though. Don't tell Katya. Then I'm going to kill Cyril.

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How can a person on the street know which one of the Barrys they are talking to?

Hmm. Could depend on if they're dead or not with those few seconds. Then again I'm never on the street unless Katya wants something from the store.

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I am pretty sure I am going to make Barry and Archer gay fanart as the next mural on my van…

With Barry being the bottom because…well…I think he’d want it that way.

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Do you want me to kill you?

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Why do you suddenly have a beef with Cyril? What'd he do to you? Aside from banging Lana and stranding you in outer space of course....

That's the reason. Other Barry says you shouldn't be a detective.

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I’ll be coming by ISIS to steal all of Malory’s Absinthe because apparently every else is sold out!!

[askmaloryarcher]

You’re implying that Katya would even let you. Your leash is tighter than a nun, you pathetic cyborg

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I'm implying you're going to be sober within the next 24 hours Archer's mom.

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askcheryltunt replied to your post: I had a dream about Cheryl. There isnt a shotgun…

I dont know Thats kind of weird bit I could get into that.

I would probably snap your neck there Cheryl.

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…. Do it slowly, so I can feel every little snap.

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Why hasn't ISIS checked you in a insane asylum yet?

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askcyrilfiggis replied to your post: So you know Cyril called you a pussy for wearing a red track suit and said h e could TOTALLY take you in a fight.

I didnt say that!

I suggest you learn to know how to use a gun...

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I'm giving you one more chance Cyril.. I'm trying to be a nicer guy on behalf of Katya. You owe her.