t0 thine 0wwn self be true

my name eridan megid0. wwont y0u come and stay f0r a bit Ask: Open Event: None M!A: None

[askburgundyboy]

i can treat u right bb,,,

//clutches heart

[askburgundyboy]

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[ask-the-violet-cancers-blog]

howw are you, kar? wwhat's up?

I’M GREAT! HOW ARE YOU DEAREST?

@askburgundyboy

[askburgundyboy]

GUESS WWHOS ALIVVE!!!

YOURE DRESSED WWEIRD BUT THAT DOESNT MATTER!!!!

[ask-the-violet-cancers-blog]

OH I FEEL LOVELY! YOU LOOK RATHER DOWN ERIDAN!

[askburgundyboy]

i dont recall highbloods havvin psychic powers...

are you feeling ok yourself?

[ask-the-violet-cancers-blog]

howw are you, kar? wwhat's up?

I’M GREAT! HOW ARE YOU DEAREST?

@askburgundyboy

[askburgundyboy]

GUESS WWHOS ALIVVE!!!

YOURE DRESSED WWEIRD BUT THAT DOESNT MATTER!!!!

[askburgundyboy]

you havve no idea howw grateful i am!!!! 0u0

[askburgundyboy]

just dab eridan. just do it

fuck y0u

[askburgundyboy]

eridan, dab for us!

.......

[askburgundyboy]

Eridan! Do you and Karkat move fast in your relationship or do you take it slow?? ((If Karkat runs up to eridan during this ask then kisses him then runs off I will laugh forever

i kn0ww that relationships d0nt have to be vvery physical but g0d

bein dead... makes me feel like im h0ldin back s0 much

[askburgundyboy]

is there anyone you want to get to know better in your friend group?

he certainly seems like 0ne 0f the m0st torerable tr0lls in 0ur gr0up ill tell y0u that much

@ask-sweaty-nitram

[askburgundyboy]

half of me wwant2 that... hoodiie? 2wweater? wwhatevver youre wweariing wwiith the ziip-up front.

im n0t 0ne f0r accusations but are y0u attemptin t0 imitate me

and wwhy me 0f all people

[askburgundyboy]

You know since feferi is suppose to be sollux blood color... the how does sollux look like now?

are y0u sayin that fefs.... n0t a yell0ww bl00d because if thats the case

needless t0 say im a bit concerned 

[askburgundyboy]

sHiT HeY ErIbRo! -ask-the-seagoat-heirs

n0ww then is there s0methin y0u needed fr0m me 0r did y0u simply wwish t0 check in? @ask-the-seagoat-heirs 

[ask-the-seagoat-heirs]

FUCK DID I SEND THAT SHIT TWICE?? JEEEEEEEEZ KILL ME))

sHiT BrO I DiDnT MeAn tO CaLl yA MoRe tHaN OnCe.

[askburgundyboy]

but that is beside the p0int y0u c0ntacted me f0r a reas0n n0 

y0u didnt seem t0 answer my questi0n if y0u needed me f0r anythin

[askburgundyboy]

sHiT HeY ErIbRo! -ask-the-seagoat-heirs

n0ww then is there s0methin y0u needed fr0m me 0r did y0u simply wwish t0 check in? @ask-the-seagoat-heirs 

[askburgundyboy]

)(ey -Eridan!!! Lat-er do you want to flarp wit)( M-E , N-ep and vris?! Or AR-E busy wit)( your wizard stuff bro? Glub!

if you havent n0ticed im dead s0

y0u kn0ww

[askburgundyboy]

Got any sweet psychic powers?

it really is funny th0ugh

destructi0n 0f ruins is the 0nly impact ivve had in awwhile

[askburgundyboy]

{adiosTesticle began trolling confoundedApparition] AT: hEY UH,,, eRIDAN,,,,,, i NOTICED YOU'VE BEEN KINDA DOWN AND I'VE UH,,,, bEEN TRYING TO BE NICER TO LO- UH,,,, pEOPLE IN THE LOWER END OF THE HEMOSPECTRUM,,,, sO UH,, i HAVE AN IDEA THAT MIGHT H-HELP YOU,,, (ask-indigo-tav)

but uh d0 g0 0n 

y0uve peaked my interest wwhether it be f0r the better 0r ww0rse

[ask-the-b100-bull-boys]

AT: wELL, I’M TRYING TO BE BETTER DUE TO A FEW CONVERSATIONS WITH FEFERI AND G-GAMZEE,,, aLONG WITH MY NEW REDROM SITUATION,,,

AT: sO UH, I FIGURED YOU WERE A GOOD PLACE TO START,,,

AT: i THINK I COULD BUILD YOU A BODY,,,

AT: iF YOU WANTED,,,

[askburgundyboy]

CA: s0 im a s0rt 0f pity pr0ject f0r y0u t0 ww0rk 0n

CA: h0ww fun

CA: but i can appreciate y0u puttin in an eff0rt in i guess

CA: a b0dy y0u say

CA: d0 g0 0n

[ask-the-b100-bull-boys]

AT: wELL NOT SO MUCH A PITY PROJECT AS,,,, uH PASSION? i GUESS?

AT: i’M TRYING TO BE LESS GENERALLY TOXIC,,,

AT: aNYWAY, THE BODY WOULD LOOK LIKE YOU AND IT WOULD RUN ON BLOOD, SO IT WOULD’NT NEED UH,,, rE-FUELING,,, bUT IT WOULD FUNCTION BASICALLY AROUND WHO YOU ARE AS A PERSON,,,

AT: aND YOU COULD HUG KARKAT

[askburgundyboy]

CA: y0u had me at b0dy

CA: but wwhere ww0uld y0u get s0 much bl00d th0ugh wwh0 w0uld d0nate that much bl00d f0r y0u 0r me

CA: d0nt tell me y0u f0rced s0me l0wwer hued tr0lls just t0 to make my b0dy havve rust bl00d

CA: listen i d0nt need y0u d0in anythin like that just t0 make me feel c0mf0rtable

CA: havin it filled wwith bl00d in general is wweird en0ugh d0nt try and make it any m0re normal

[ask-the-b100-bull-boys]

AT: uH,,,, wELL, I HAVE A PLAN FOR THE BLOOD IF THAT’S WHAT YOUR ASKING,,, AT: bUT REALLY ALL I NEED IS THE GO AHEAD FROM YOU AND I CAN GET STARTED ON THE B100PRINTS,,,

[askburgundyboy]

CA: 0h 0f c0urse right CA: its a yes fr0m me i supp0se but i expect t0 see the blueprints wwhen y0u are d0ne wwith them

[ask-the-b100-bull-boys]

AT: wELL I KINDA,,, uH,,,,,, aLREADY MADE THEM?

AT: wHAT DO YOU THINK?

AT: iT’S POWERED BY A HYDRAULIC FUEL PUMP SYSTEM

[askburgundyboy]

CA: i wwill givve y0u this it d0es l00k really impressivve CA: still a bit taken aback that y0u wwanted t0 d0 this f0r me CA: i like it its vvery nice

[askburgundyboy]

{adiosTesticle began trolling confoundedApparition] AT: hEY UH,,, eRIDAN,,,,,, i NOTICED YOU'VE BEEN KINDA DOWN AND I'VE UH,,,, bEEN TRYING TO BE NICER TO LO- UH,,,, pEOPLE IN THE LOWER END OF THE HEMOSPECTRUM,,,, sO UH,, i HAVE AN IDEA THAT MIGHT H-HELP YOU,,, (ask-indigo-tav)

but uh d0 g0 0n 

y0uve peaked my interest wwhether it be f0r the better 0r ww0rse

[ask-the-b100-bull-boys]

AT: wELL, I’M TRYING TO BE BETTER DUE TO A FEW CONVERSATIONS WITH FEFERI AND G-GAMZEE,,, aLONG WITH MY NEW REDROM SITUATION,,,

AT: sO UH, I FIGURED YOU WERE A GOOD PLACE TO START,,,

AT: i THINK I COULD BUILD YOU A BODY,,,

AT: iF YOU WANTED,,,

[askburgundyboy]

CA: s0 im a s0rt 0f pity pr0ject f0r y0u t0 ww0rk 0n

CA: h0ww fun

CA: but i can appreciate y0u puttin in an eff0rt in i guess

CA: a b0dy y0u say

CA: d0 g0 0n

[ask-the-b100-bull-boys]

AT: wELL NOT SO MUCH A PITY PROJECT AS,,,, uH PASSION? i GUESS?

AT: i’M TRYING TO BE LESS GENERALLY TOXIC,,,

AT: aNYWAY, THE BODY WOULD LOOK LIKE YOU AND IT WOULD RUN ON BLOOD, SO IT WOULD’NT NEED UH,,, rE-FUELING,,, bUT IT WOULD FUNCTION BASICALLY AROUND WHO YOU ARE AS A PERSON,,,

AT: aND YOU COULD HUG KARKAT

[askburgundyboy]

CA: y0u had me at b0dy

CA: but wwhere ww0uld y0u get s0 much bl00d th0ugh wwh0 w0uld d0nate that much bl00d f0r y0u 0r me

CA: d0nt tell me y0u f0rced s0me l0wwer hued tr0lls just t0 to make my b0dy havve rust bl00d

CA: listen i d0nt need y0u d0in anythin like that just t0 make me feel c0mf0rtable

CA: havin it filled wwith bl00d in general is wweird en0ugh d0nt try and make it any m0re normal

[ask-the-b100-bull-boys]

AT: uH,,,, wELL, I HAVE A PLAN FOR THE BLOOD IF THAT’S WHAT YOUR ASKING,,, AT: bUT REALLY ALL I NEED IS THE GO AHEAD FROM YOU AND I CAN GET STARTED ON THE B100PRINTS,,,

[askburgundyboy]

CA: 0h 0f c0urse right CA: its a yes fr0m me i supp0se but i expect t0 see the blueprints wwhen y0u are d0ne wwith them