Assigned Fool At Birth

Bennett, 22, they/them or he/him t anniversary: 2/14/19 top surgery anniversary: 7/22/19

[liquidstar]

we need to resexualize the terms bimbo/himbo. im sick of people watering them down to just mean “nice dumb people” no it means dumb slut!!! the slut part is important. do not forget about the sluts of the world 

[butterflybi-deactivated20220418]

i love it when people are obsessed with their wives. it’s like yeah that’s literally what you’re supposed to do

[smileyfolly]

yknow ever since people realized tumblr isnt dead and have decided to flock here from twitter and tiktok ive seen a huge influx of people in fandom spaces who dont reblog anything. at all.

like, i used to have an art blog with 340 followers. not a ton but not a small amount either given how this website works with creators. and in my experience back then even the ones who only left likes still reblogged other things or at least posted their own stuff. literally the only empty blogs were clearly bots.

but on this New art blog, i've had so many people with fandom-specific headers and icons with actual usernames as urls and some kind of title or description, but have. Nothing. no posts. all they do is like things. and it's always public, too. their following list and their likes list.

and honestly all it makes me think is that these people are New and also don't know how tumblr works. how likes don't give exposure. not even in a "oh, i know it doesn't give exposure, but i'm still going to reblog anyways" way, but in a genuine honest to god straight up doesn't realize tumblr likes don't work like twitter's.

PLEASE please if you're from tiktok or twitter or whatever please reblog people's art both fandom and original if you like it!! and maybe actually pad out your blog's content in some way so people won't potentially see you as a bot and block you.

REBLOG ARTIST'S WORK. THIS IS THE ONLY WAY THEY GET ANY ATTENTION ON THIS WEBSITE OH MY GOD. PLEASE. I BEG of you

[cipheramnesia]

If you're new, just dive into the chaos, fill your reblogs up with everything you love, go hogwild, that's just how it works.

[fatsexybitch]

Tumblr newbies try to hit your daily post limit

Then cram your queue full of everything else you love that day, and pick a punny queue tag

THEN you will start to grok tumblr. Reblogs are NOT quote tweets and being ratioed isn't a thing. No one will be weirded out if you reblog stuff from 6 months or 6 years ago. You will eventually fall into a mutual circle and congrats! That's ur first tumblr friend set

[cipheramnesia]

Live Deliciously

[gottalottarocks]

If you don’t have an icon, banner, title, ANYTHING I’m like is this a bot? And then I debate blocking you

[humblegrub]

sound on to hear what this child identifies a dragonfly as

[bogleech]

But he's right

[femmepartypoison]

[Description: a dragonfly hovering around a dusty, grassy landscape. the camera swings over to show a young child in frame for a bit, then swings back. End Description]

[Transcript:

Child: what is that?

Child: is that a baby helicopter?

Child (louder): what is that!!

Adult: (stifling snorts of laughter in the background)

End Transcript]

[doghokage]

thinking about this guy in knew in college who had to get eye surgery and he was bummed about it for a number of reasons but mostly bc he was a big reader and he wouldn’t be able to read for a while so his roommates all recorded themselves reading his favorite book and gave it to him for his birthday and just like.... that’s love y’all

[unfortunately-awake]

[amazoogle]

meet the 2035 rolls royce. the $14 billion luxury car of the future that cannot clear a speed bump without disintegrating

[puppygirlisland-deactivated2024]

this shit looks like vector from despicable me wouldve made it

[feartheiris]

stop pretending straight trans women and straight trans men are somehow Really Privileged for being straight lmao. some of you really forget how cis people treat trans people

[feartheiris]

like, a lot of you think that trans people are somehow less “oppressed” due to their sexuality if they’re straight or whatever. but that’s not how the real world works. that’s not how this transphobic society thinks. and if you can’t see that, that’s because you either never interacted with someone in real life or you’re being ignorant on purpose

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

just stop supporting harry potter. just stop. “but i like magic school-” tales of earthsea. wayward children. “but i like sorting characters-” watch atla. become a warrior cats stan. “but-” percy jackson

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

fuck it become a sonic the hedgehog stan that’s what i did. instead of sorting characters into lil groups you give them a fursona and occasionally a superpower. it’s that easy

[emptydragonseverywhere]

To add to all of the suggestions here and in the comments: Codex Alera by Jim Butcher

[guerrillatech]

[telltaletypist]

there should be weebs but for Ireland

[p0stmarxed]

Literally every person on st Patrick's day

[telltaletypist]

[adwbs]

[jayrockin]

I only use my ability to draw passable horses for evil. Related: centaur equestrianism.

[bunjywunjy]

I was wondering, I know phoenix is a mythical creature but is it herbivore or a carnivore or perhaps an omnivore like if it's real what do you think it'll eat but if I look at the beak and claws it's similar to an eagle I think?

great news, phoenixes aren't actually mythical creatures at all!

in fact, here's one right now:

that's right, the myth of the phoenix was very likely started by this actual real bird, in Africa! right on the border of Tanzania and Kenya, actually.

riiight about... HERE.

this is Lake Natron.

Lake Natron is an alkaline salt lake of volcanic origin, where the water is as caustic as pure ammonia and can be hotter than a sauna at 140 F!

what lives here? not much. just the extremophile bacteria that gives the water and salt flats their pink tint, really.

oh, and these guys.

that's right, if you're a Lesser Flamingo, this volcanic hellscape is home sweet home! they live in the lake year-round, feeding on the bacteria that they painstakingly filter out of the near-boiling waters with their hooked beaks.

and at some point, some traveling humans presumably noticed a flock of giant pink birds taking flight from a poisonous and hard-to-reach bright-red hellscape, with billowing clouds of steam that might have looked like smoke from a distance, and took word to the nearest settlement. and from there the tale passed on through the old world, eventually growing into the legend of the bird that sets itself alight to be reborn that we know and love today!

so, yeah! phoenixes eat cyanobacteria.

surprise?

[vang0bus]

gameshow called 'pride or prejudice' in which the contestants are presented with a gay joke and have to guess if it was made by a queer person or a homophobe

[e-the-village-cryptid]

the contestants are all vaguely liberal straight people who are desperately uncomfortable with the entire concept

[nonamemanga]

Alternative: contestants are all LGBT having a great time with drinks (pineapple soda is the best) and the host is a straight liberal who has to read everything out so we end up with some great pained face gifs.

[ghostmakerstanno1]

First question:

[pseudomantis]

tried to step on a bug and it parried me and broke my ankle

[femmepathy]

buying a different snack than usual at the store is one of the bravest and most dangerous things a girl can do

[haitianqueen123]