Ask what you want to ask.

((An rp askblog for my fantroll, Lady Firyal Pfauen. Based on temporaldecay's distraitverse. ))

[nacholatkes-deactivated20151014]

Let's do a weird headcanon thing

Give me a character and I’ll tell you my headcanon for:

What they smell like:

How they sleep (sleeping position, schedule, etc):

What music they enjoy:

How much time they spend getting ready every morning:

Their favorite thing to collect:

Left or right-handed:

Religion (if any):

Favorite sport:

Favorite touristy thing to do when traveling (museums, local food, sightseeing, etc):

Favorite kind of weather:

A weird/obscure fear they have:

The carnival/arcade game they always win without fail:

[wanderingtendril]

Do you know off any humidity-orriented plants which poison is strrong enough to kill a bearr-sized wolff? It's the annual day off dirre-wolff attacks on my planet and I'm contemplating putting the things into extinction. To hell with ecosystems; only Alterrnia has the rright of having canines one can rride to battle.

there are several, and certainly many moore than i am aware oof

thoough if it’s a woolf yooure trying too exterminate, maybe yoou shoould recooncider yoour plan here… carnivoores doont really doo death salad

[askcolorfulsights]

I don’t want the dirre-wolves to eat them; I want the dirre-wolves to step on them, howl in pain, then die.

Is that still possible?

[sugaryexcess]

I’m full of regret~

[askcolorfulsights]

May I ask you what fforr, yourr Highness?

[lastonepaysforall]

Trruth: have you everr rregrretted eating something you shouldn't have?

there was a peri0d between the sec0nd and the third great war, where f00d and water were scarce and pe0ple… inpr0vised

let me tell y0u there’s n0thing quite like being 0ffered s0mething delici0us, finding it extremely delici0us, and then finding 0ut the main ingredient is c0agulated bl00d

0/10, d0 n0t rec0mmend, i didn’t eat f0r alm0st a century after that  0^0

[askcolorfulsights]

I’m torrn between sympathizing and asking what it tasted like.

[amethystuprising]

Hello. What is yourr ffavourrite drrink? And is it fflammable?

_\  | /_ Faygo. So, no, not really.

_\ | /_ Buuuut if you wanna talk flammable there’s this drink called “Angel’s Bitch” that you can really only get in the Subbjugglator fleet that gets you right motherfucking wasted that I really enjoy.

[askcolorfulsights]

… And anotherr rreason I wish I was borrn with psychic powerrs…

[amethystuprising]

_\ | /_ Well, I mean, it’s a good motherfucking drink, but I don’t think I’d go so far as to say it’s worth wanting ‘voodoos-

_\ | /_ Wait, fuck, you’re a Lord- er, Lady?

[askcolorfulsights]

Yes, I am. But currrrently I’m just searrching fforr a good thing to drrink, because I’m so done with these aliens and I can’t whine at my kismesis at the moment.

[amethystuprising]

_\ | /_ Oh, well, the fleet net would probably be more useful in that regard. I mean you can make any drink if you’ve got the ingredients.

_\ | /_ or just straight up drink the ingredients I mean whatever suits your fucking fancy.

[askcolorfulsights]

I ffollowed yourr advice and made moonshine out off some ingrredients. The interrnet, howeverr, didn’t mention that it’s supposed to bubble ominously while being fferrmented.

It IS supposed to be bubbling while it’s being fferrmented, rirght?

Rright?

[amethystuprising]

Hello. What is yourr ffavourrite drrink? And is it fflammable?

_\  | /_ Faygo. So, no, not really.

_\ | /_ Buuuut if you wanna talk flammable there’s this drink called “Angel’s Bitch” that you can really only get in the Subbjugglator fleet that gets you right motherfucking wasted that I really enjoy.

[askcolorfulsights]

… And anotherr rreason I wish I was borrn with psychic powerrs…

[amethystuprising]

_\ | /_ Well, I mean, it’s a good motherfucking drink, but I don’t think I’d go so far as to say it’s worth wanting ‘voodoos-

_\ | /_ Wait, fuck, you’re a Lord- er, Lady?

[askcolorfulsights]

Yes, I am. But currrrently I’m just searrching fforr a good thing to drrink, because I’m so done with these aliens and I can’t whine at my kismesis at the moment.

[amethystuprising]

Hello. What is yourr ffavourrite drrink? And is it fflammable?

_\  | /_ Faygo. So, no, not really.

_\ | /_ Buuuut if you wanna talk flammable there’s this drink called “Angel’s Bitch” that you can really only get in the Subbjugglator fleet that gets you right motherfucking wasted that I really enjoy.

[askcolorfulsights]

... And anotherr rreason I wish I was borrn with psychic powerrs...

[memesforu-blog]

Send “Upsy Daisy” for my muse’s reaction to being carried bridal style by yours

[lastonepaysforall]

Salutations, my Lady. I'm Lady Pfauen, and I've been meaning to ask: my terrrritory is nearr the Ffrringe, and things have been happening in the Ffrringe. What do you advice me to do, to ensurre my terrrritory gets the least amount of damage?

well, that’s unf0rtunate0n the bright, n0 matter what happens, it’s all eventually g0ing t0 g0 b00m s0 it’s best t0 n0t get t00 attachedin the meantime, y0u c0uld always claim neutrality and align with pe0ple wh0 are likely to respect y0ur neutrality. h0nestly th0ugh, it’s the fringe. things are always happening. after all, just l00k at wh0′s running that sh0w.

[askcolorfulsights]

This is the only time I apprreciate that my terrrritory can easily go neurtral due to its rrelatively small size and imporrtance.

[lastonepaysforall]

tsk, tsk, such ambiti0n!

you sh0uld be m0re careful ab0ut what you say in public th0ugh. you never kn0w wh0 might be watching…

[peacocklord]

{א} I do believe I’ve been summoned

{א} There are better uses of our resources than annexing territory that is already Alternian controlled, though

{א} Excepting extenuating circumstances, anyway.

[askcolorfulsights]

I swearr on my honorr, my Lorrd, that I would neverr do anything so drrastic it ffalls underr “extenuating cirrcumstances”.Also, allow me to tell you that you arre considerred the most ffabulous trroll in the galaxy, not only by the trrolls, but also by the aliens I rrule.

[lastonepaysforall]

Salutations, my Lady. I'm Lady Pfauen, and I've been meaning to ask: my terrrritory is nearr the Ffrringe, and things have been happening in the Ffrringe. What do you advice me to do, to ensurre my terrrritory gets the least amount of damage?

well, that’s unf0rtunate0n the bright, n0 matter what happens, it’s all eventually g0ing t0 g0 b00m s0 it’s best t0 n0t get t00 attachedin the meantime, y0u c0uld always claim neutrality and align with pe0ple wh0 are likely to respect y0ur neutrality. h0nestly th0ugh, it’s the fringe. things are always happening. after all, just l00k at wh0′s running that sh0w.

[askcolorfulsights]

This is the only time I apprreciate that my terrrritory can easily go neurtral due to its rrelatively small size and imporrtance.

[askcolorfulsights]

Well, I guess I’m officially open now.