wife plot plant

suspiciously stares at you..

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* BONUS POLL - 'INSEMINATOR POLL #3' - Danmei Daddies

Former contestants from various danmei series get an opportunity to become Yue Qingyuan's baby daddy. Let's go!

TUMBLR! Who's getting Yue Qingyuan pregnant?

Nie Huaisang (The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation)

Meng Yao/Jin Guangyao (The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation)

Luo Binghe (The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System)

Wei Ying/Wei Wuxian (The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation)

Shen Yuan/Shen Qingqiu (The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System)

Jiang Cheng/Jiang Wanyin (The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation)

Qi Rong (Heaven Official's Blessing)

Shen Jiu/Shen Qingqiu (The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System)

Lan Qiren (The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation)

Chu Wanning (The Husky and His White Cat Shizun)

Mobei-jun (The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System)

Xue Yang/Xue Chengmei (The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation)

Voting ended on21h

*Bonus polls do not have any standing in the official competition and are purely for fan amusement!

[askconvenientplotdeviceplant]

Well, I think its obvious who the winner's going to be!

I'll get to work stat! The amount wife plots that are going to hit them will be unexpected!

[wan-jian]

SECT LEADER IS PREGNANT!!!!!!!!

[shenjiuroleplay]

WHO DID IT

[wan-jian]

NOT ME!!!

[askconvenientplotdeviceplant]

WAIT..SHIT IT MIGHTVE BEEN ME..

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON 2* FINALE POLL 5

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Gomez Addams (The Addams Family Franchise)

Yue Qingyuan/Yue Qi (The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System)

Voting ended onJul 7

PROPAGANDA:

[Gomez]

"It's not fair if Morticia's the only one hogging all the pain of childbirth. Her hubby wants some too!"

"t4t Gorticia. That is all."

[Yue Qingyuan]

"The Sect Leader should get pregnant because the Sect Leader should be the picture of fertility and virility both, boost the usage of male child-bearing pills, and because the whole Sect would go crazy trying to find out who's the baby daddy. I think Yue Qingyuan could benefit from having to raise a child of his own instead of managing disciples, because Yue Qingyuan no longer has a family of his own and deserves one, and this way, perhaps he'd be forced to care about another person again. His strong and qi-rich body would also have an easy pregnancy and have a strong and happy child."

[askconvenientplotdeviceplant]

You can do it Yue Qingyuan. I believe in you!

[shenjiuroleplay]

Shall I expect you to supply the items when he wins?

[askconvenientplotdeviceplant]

I only supply the baby! You cultivators figure out the rest on your own!

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON 2* FINALE POLL 5

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Gomez Addams (The Addams Family Franchise)

Yue Qingyuan/Yue Qi (The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System)

Voting ended onJul 7

PROPAGANDA:

[Gomez]

"It's not fair if Morticia's the only one hogging all the pain of childbirth. Her hubby wants some too!"

"t4t Gorticia. That is all."

[Yue Qingyuan]

"The Sect Leader should get pregnant because the Sect Leader should be the picture of fertility and virility both, boost the usage of male child-bearing pills, and because the whole Sect would go crazy trying to find out who's the baby daddy. I think Yue Qingyuan could benefit from having to raise a child of his own instead of managing disciples, because Yue Qingyuan no longer has a family of his own and deserves one, and this way, perhaps he'd be forced to care about another person again. His strong and qi-rich body would also have an easy pregnancy and have a strong and happy child."

[askconvenientplotdeviceplant]

You can do it Yue Qingyuan. I believe in you!

[shenjiuroleplay]

The subject of todays peak lord meeting was a bit.. Embarassing.

It was a virginity detecting weapon. A low level cultivator had been using it to embarass higher level cultivators. Be it by making fun of them for being virgins, or shaming them for not being pure.

However, one of Cang Qiongs very own had been a victim of this low ranking cultivators bullying. A member of the ascetic peak. Needless to say the weapon was quickly confiscated from the man and now taken into Cang Qiong Mountains custody. Now they just needed to figure out where to store the sword.

Their usual weapon storage was full due to all the new Wan Jian disciples creating their very first weapons. So until a space opened up it was the responsibility of the peak lords to keep it safe.

While most debated on who to keep it, Shen Qingqiu worried that the sword would reveal one of his secrets if it got too close to him.

"We should melt it down." There were very, very few techniques that required a virgin that couldn't be better handled by simply asking for a volunteer. The ways it could be used to harm others, such as checking sacrifices or using it to kill someone who was impure the day of their wedding, was far more numerous.

[wan-jian]

"Yes, but..." Wei Qingwei worried at his lip. The sword hadn't done anything wrong, to be melted down... poor sword... "...maybe it has medicinal uses?"

@muqingfangask

[muqingfangask]

Mu Qingfang tilted his head awkwardly. "I can't think of any. Can the detecting be stripped from the sword?"

[shenjiuroleplay]

"At that point you might as well reforge it entirely," Shen Qingqiu countered.

@wan-jian

[wan-jian]

Wei Qingwei droops. "Shixiong is right, unfortunately. Perhaps... well, if I kept it with me, I'd try to replicate it, because it's academically fascinating to me, but then we'd have more than one of those swords..."

@muqingfangask

[muqingfangask]

"It is fascinating," Mu Qingfang reluctantly agreed. He would like to know more about how it worked, even being aware of how bad it was.

[shenjiuroleplay]

"Do you need supervision melting it down?" Shen Qingqiu hissed with sharp suspicion.

@wan-jian

[wan-jian]

Sheepishly, he scratched at a spot on the table. "Ah... the act of melting it down would reveal how it was made..."

@muqingfangask

[muqingfangask]

"Could I watch you do it?" Mu Qingfang asked curiously.

[shenjiuroleplay]

"That sword should have never been made! We don't need any more like it!" Shen Qingqiu snapped.

@wan-jian

[wan-jian]

"Yes, no, yes, I agree! It's just interesting!" Wei Qingwei pouts. "How does it even work, anyway?"

@muqingfangask

[muqingfangask]

Mu Qingfang leaned over to examine the sword. "Hm, looks like it just acquires a drop of blood. Not surprising, swords generally perform best when used in manners that fit the shape they're forged in."

[shenjiuroleplay]

"No one is activating it," Shen Qingqiu said firmly. "No one needs to know that about anybody here!"

@wan-jian

[wan-jian]

"Just out of academic curiosity!" Wei Qingwei says hastily. "Wouldn't it be better if we knew how it was made, just so we can stop it from being made again on accident?"

@muqingfangask

[muqingfangask]

"It's been made, someone will find a way to make it again," Mu Qingfang said calmly. "We should know in case another is made again to know what we're seeing."

[shenjiuroleplay]

"Fine," Shen Qingqiu grumbled. "But you cannot use what you learn! Just a record." The sword's nature was too disgusting.

@wan-jian

[wan-jian]

Wei Qingwei brightens immediately and nods rapidly. "Yes!! Just a record with no practical applications!!" He picks up the sword and begins examining it with bright eyes.

[muqingfangask]

Mu Qingfang cheerfully leaned over and pricked his finger with the edge of it. The blade was quickly dyed black and Mu Qingfang chuckled. "Definitely not a virgin."

[shenjiuroleplay]

Shen Qingqiu shifted away from the pair with unease. "Don't just go cutting people!"

@wan-jian

[wan-jian]

"Don't worry, shixiong, we're just experimenting... Oh, mine is blue! What does that... Ah." He blushes and puts the sword down.

@muqingfangask

[muqingfangask]

"Need to come over to see me?" Mu Qingfang teased lightly.

[shenjiuroleplay]

"That eager to sleep together?" Shen Qingqiu snapped.

@wan-jian

[wan-jian]

"Well, ahaha, ... Oh, I wonder what other colors it has..." He busied himself with examining the sword a little hastily.

[muqingfangask]

"We could test it out together," Mu Qingfang offered playfully.

[shenjiuroleplay]

"The sword is being destroyed, not played with!" Shen Qingqiu snapped.

@wan-jian

[wan-jian]

Test it out?? Mu-shidi was being so forward, with everyone in the room...! He quickly looked at Shen Qingqiu, who was displeased by it, and therefore needed to be distracted. "Ah ... shixiong, can you take a look at this engraving on the hilt? What language is it?"

He hands the sword hilt-first to Shen Qingqiu.

[shenjiuroleplay]

Shen Qingqiu flinched but took the sword. He studied the engraving and snorted. "Just a script claiming this tests purity." A complete lie, obviously. Purity depended very much on what the creator defined it as. Purity of intent? Purity of thought? Sexual purity, which was what this sword tested. "An exaggeration of its use to hide the truth."

[muqingfangask]

Mu Qingfang shook his head. "It really should just say virgin detector."

@wan-jian

[wan-jian]

Wei Qingwei hums. "It's pretty interesting, see-" He taps the sword guard. "-since it can somehow tell... uh..." ... getting red... "the scale of ...activities done..."

[shenjiuroleplay]

Shen Qingqiu glared at the pair. "Fine," he snapped. "I'll melt it down myself!"

[muqingfangask]

"That needs to be done safely!" Mu Qingfang exclaimed worriedly. "We can't just have molten metal! Or it could explode and hurt someone that way!"

@wan-jian

[wan-jian]

"Ah..." It would not explode for no reason, but he didn't want the sword to be melted... "Shixiong, can we melt it after we know all the colors it has? This alloy is truly fascinating to react to blood in so many ways..."

[ask-liu-qingge]

It was at that moment Liu QingGe walked in, having just come back from a mission and with a bit of monster blood still on his clothes.

"... Did someone get a new sword or something?" He asked upon seeing the virginity sword in Shen QingQiu's hold. "You're already deadly enough with Xiu Ya, why do you need another sword?"

[shenjiuroleplay]

Shen Qingqiu bared his teeth and flicked his fan sending a sharp wind through the entire room and threatening to knock everyone over. "We are not testing more people! You! Brute! Get out!" Liu Qingge was a walking magnet for disaster, his presence was only going to make things worse.

[muqingfangask]

"Alright shixiong," Mu Qingfang said soothingly. "We won't cut anyone else. He eyed the volatile peak lord with worry.

@wan-jian

[wan-jian]

Wei Qingwei eyed Mu Qingfang. "...nobody?"

[ask-liu-qingge]

"What? Why are we cutting people?" Liu QingGe was beyond confused now. "What exactly is going on right now?"

@shenjiuroleplay

[shenjiuroleplay]

"Shut up brute!" Shen Qingqiu barked furiously. "Nobody is being cut!"

[muqingfangask]

"Nobody is being cut, we'll just destroy the sword," Mu Qingfang said calmly. He looked at Wei Qingwei silently signaling him to go along with it. They would learn more as they destroyed the sword anyways.

@wan-jian

[wan-jian]

Wei Qingwei wilts as he nods. He steps forward to take the sword from Shen Qingqiu, but suddenly trips on a water gourd that had fallen off the table when Shen Qingqiu blasted the room with his fan wind, falling onto Shen Qingqiu and bringing them both to the floor. He does have the presence of mind to rip the sword from Shen Qingqiu's hands and toss it over their heads before it can seriously injure them.

@ask-liu-qingge

[ask-liu-qingge]

Liu QingGe caught the sword by reflex as it sailed towards him from where Wei QingWei had thrown it. Unfortunately, he wasn't able to catch it entirely and two of his fingers were cut by the blade.

It flashed a strange colour that was a blend between orange and pink, resembling a half ripened demonic pit fruit in colour

@shenjiuroleplay

[shenjiuroleplay]

Shen Qingqiu reacted about as well as he ever did in such a situation. He panicked and bit Wei Qingwei.

[muqingfangask]

"Well we know what virginity looks like now," Mu Qingfang absently commented crossing over to Liu Qingge to take the sword back.

@wan-jian

[wan-jian]

At the bite, Wei Qingwei makes a small sound and then quickly clambers away. "Sorry! Sorry, sorry, I tripped over something- that! That water gourd..."

His hands are bleeding blue, and his neck is bleeding red.

@ask-liu-qingge

[ask-liu-qingge]

"I am not a virgin. Why is the sword changing colours?" Liu QingGe asked, handing the blade hilt first to Mu QingFang.

@shenjiuroleplay

[shenjiuroleplay]

"Nobody needed to know that!" Shen Qingqiu snapped. He stood up brushing himself. He glared at Wei Qingwei. "That's why the sword is getting destroyed."

[muqingfangask]

"It detects virginity," Mu Qingfang answered. "You're not a virgin? Hm, what activities have you done?"

@wan-jian

[wan-jian]

Wei Qingwei stays on the floor, using qi to heal his hands before doing the same for his neck, wincing as his fingers brush the mark.

@ask-yue-qingyuan

[ask-yue-qingyuan]

Yue Qingyuan steps forward next, carefully inspecting the blade. "Hm... It seems to be an intricate detecting blade."

@ask-liu-qingge

[ask-liu-qingge]

"I fail to see why my activities need to be shared with anyone outside of whom I share my bed with," Liu QingGe muttered, his face turning a bit red as he used his qi to heal the very minor cuts that were slowly leaking orange-pink blood before crossing his arms over his chest

@shenjiuroleplay

[shenjiuroleplay]

"They don't! Which is why we're destroying that sword!" Shen Qingqiu snarled. He pushed Wei Qingwei off him and sat up.

[muqingfangask]

"It certainly shows more than we were aware of, if not the details of what it all means," Mu Qingfang agreed guiltily.

@wan-jian

[wan-jian]

"Yes, well, seeing as we can't experiment with it to an extent I would consider thorough..." Wei Qingwei sighs. "It really might be for the best to destroy it..." He gives the sword puppy eyes. Poor sword... oh! "I wonder what I can turn it into... maybe a statue of Guanyin? That way, people would hesitate to bleed all over it?"

@ask-yue-qingyuan

[askconvenientplotdeviceplant]

*note:

The sword is quite specific when it comes to determining whether one is a virgin or not.

So far the current discovered colors has the following meaning

Black blood is for those who've done it all. Such as recieving or giving.

Blue are for those who've done sexual things with no penetration involved.

Orange-pink are for monster fuckers.

[ask-yue-qingyuan]

Sect leader Yue,, this humble one suffers a grievous curse upon his skin….. please,,, I feel as if muscle may rot off the bone as I still live! I beg you, oh merciful lord, just one abortion is the only cure I need…. Please, just one more for my humble shrine..,…*horrible sounds of skin being bitten off with human teeth*

"I... really don't know how to help..."

[red-garden]

The curse spreads still…. I know not how much longer I have….

[ask-yue-qingyuan]

"I still do not have a uterus, I'm afraid."

[luobinghehasbpd]

omg, sect leader, he is literally dying, just do something already. you don't want red-garden to die a horrible death, do you?

[ask-yue-qingyuan]

"He can go to Qian Cao?"

[askconvenientplotdeviceplant]

"I can get you pregnant"

A suspicious sounding plant appears

[ask-yue-qingyuan]

"I suddenly have many duties to attend to."

[askconvenientplotdeviceplant]

"Is helping the people not part of a cultivators duties? One abortion, for Garden-gongzis skin!"

[ask-yue-qingyuan]

Sect leader Yue,, this humble one suffers a grievous curse upon his skin….. please,,, I feel as if muscle may rot off the bone as I still live! I beg you, oh merciful lord, just one abortion is the only cure I need…. Please, just one more for my humble shrine..,…*horrible sounds of skin being bitten off with human teeth*

"I... really don't know how to help..."

[red-garden]

The curse spreads still…. I know not how much longer I have….

[ask-yue-qingyuan]

"I still do not have a uterus, I'm afraid."

[luobinghehasbpd]

omg, sect leader, he is literally dying, just do something already. you don't want red-garden to die a horrible death, do you?

[ask-yue-qingyuan]

"He can go to Qian Cao?"

[askconvenientplotdeviceplant]

"I can get you pregnant"

A suspicious sounding plant appears

[ask-yue-qingyuan]

"I suddenly have many duties to attend to."

[ask-yue-qingyuan]

Sect leader Yue,, this humble one suffers a grievous curse upon his skin….. please,,, I feel as if muscle may rot off the bone as I still live! I beg you, oh merciful lord, just one abortion is the only cure I need…. Please, just one more for my humble shrine..,…*horrible sounds of skin being bitten off with human teeth*

"I... really don't know how to help..."

[red-garden]

The curse spreads still…. I know not how much longer I have….

[ask-yue-qingyuan]

"I still do not have a uterus, I'm afraid."

[luobinghehasbpd]

omg, sect leader, he is literally dying, just do something already. you don't want red-garden to die a horrible death, do you?

[ask-yue-qingyuan]

"He can go to Qian Cao?"

[askconvenientplotdeviceplant]

"I can get you pregnant"

A suspicious sounding plant appears

[ask-liu-qingge]

During his daily training session Liu Qingge finds a strange glowing rock underneath his foot.

He picks up and inspects it, a beautiful gem perhaps a disciple had lost it. if no one claims it, the gem would make for a beautiful gift to whoever he gave it to.

(Unbeknowst to the Bai Zhan peak lord this rock holds the ability to peer into someone's truest thoughts)

Liu QingGe hummed as he looked over the glowing rock while sitting at his table. It was interesting to look at, almost hypnotic with its pretty swirls and colours. Definitely something he could use as a little charm to wish for luck on when he was away dealing with pests. Or just when he needed something to focus on during his meditations with how often his mind was wont to wander.

[askconvenientplotdeviceplant]

The little rock glowed faintly in Liu Qingges hands. He heard some far away voices and chalked it up to loud rowdy disciples arguing over meaningless things.

Perhaps he should visit a quieter peak. Maybe duel someone there while he was at it. Qiong Ding is nice and quiet and Yue Qingyuan was a great opponent.

There was also Qing Jing, with its quietness was part of its aesthetic. While Shen Qingqiu fought dirty he was still fun to fight against.

Though perhaps he should step out his usual opponents, maybe duel Wei QingWei? He could also check up on his little sisters fighting skills.

[ask-liu-qingge]

Liu QingGe hummed softly as he thought over where to go for a little bit of quiet so it would be easier to think instead of getting distracted by the noise. Wan Jian was out, as the disciples tended to make quite a bit of noise while doing their smithing. Qióng Dǐng had a lot of disciples debating everywhere, though there were spaces of quiet. Qīng Jìng was the peak that had the most quiet spaces, and the disciples were much more focused on doing quiet scholarly things in the associated areas.

Mind made up, Liu QingGe slipped the stone into one of the few pockets sewn into his robes, before getting on his sword and flying to Qīng Jìng to bask in the quiet found there. If he ran into Shen QingQiu, he'd offer a spar as he always did when crossing the scholarly peak lord's path. His prickly shixiong always gave him the sort of challenge he craved even if Liu QingGe could never find the right words to convey that.

[askconvenientplotdeviceplant]

Qing Jing was louder than usual. It took away from its calm asthetic when all Liu Qingge could hear was disciples worrying about their assignments. Such young children must not know about a cultivators enhanced hearing ability.

As he walked for a quiet place to train in he heard what he thought to be Shen Qingqius voice.

@shenjiuroleplay

[shenjiuroleplay]

Shen Qingqiu had been working on a stack of talismans meant to set off a person's balance and disrupt their qi. He had some theories on how that could be developed properly. His awareness of the faults in his own spiritual veins gave him an advantage there. He had a few different methods he would need to test out before he could confirm that they worked the way that he wished.

He lifted his head as he became aware of Liu Qingge's presence. Sharp fear and anger instantly flooded through him. He leaped to his feet and drew out his fan to cover his face. He had to be ready. Meetings between both of them always ended in fights. Usually he was beaten. When he did eek out a victory the triumph would surge through him sharply. As dirty a fighter as he was Liu Qingge could not walk away from him untouched.

"Liu shidi," he greeted icily. "To what does this peak lord owe the pleasure of your company?" What excuse would Liu Qingge offer for why he needed to come and fight Shen Qingqiu on his peak? Oh, Shen Qingqiu was fully aware he was just as bad. He would seek out Liu Qingge himself when he was craving a fight and pick one with the war god. That did not stop him from holding himself firmly and staring down at the man who intruded onto his peak.

@ask-liu-qingge

[ask-liu-qingge]

"Answering shixiong, this shidi came here with the purpose of finding some quiet. Though this Liu is always willing to spar Shen-shixiong if that's what's truly being asked," Liu QingGe found himself answering.

That was– normally the words he needed escaped him and he ended up demanding a spar instead. Hmm, maybe the stone he'd found was helping with finding the right way to convey what he truly meant?

If that was the case, he was definitely going to try meditating with it later.

@askconvenientplotdeviceplant

[askconvenientplotdeviceplant]

The stone allowed for Liu Qingges truest and honest thoughts to come out. Though allowed others honest thoughts to be known as well.

Perhaps thats the reason Liu Qingge had been hearing so many others speaking today. Was he just hearing peoples truest thoughts this entire time?

[ask-liu-qingge]

During his daily training session Liu Qingge finds a strange glowing rock underneath his foot.

He picks up and inspects it, a beautiful gem perhaps a disciple had lost it. if no one claims it, the gem would make for a beautiful gift to whoever he gave it to.

(Unbeknowst to the Bai Zhan peak lord this rock holds the ability to peer into someone's truest thoughts)

Liu QingGe hummed as he looked over the glowing rock while sitting at his table. It was interesting to look at, almost hypnotic with its pretty swirls and colours. Definitely something he could use as a little charm to wish for luck on when he was away dealing with pests. Or just when he needed something to focus on during his meditations with how often his mind was wont to wander.

[askconvenientplotdeviceplant]

The little rock glowed faintly in Liu Qingges hands. He heard some far away voices and chalked it up to loud rowdy disciples arguing over meaningless things.

Perhaps he should visit a quieter peak. Maybe duel someone there while he was at it. Qiong Ding is nice and quiet and Yue Qingyuan was a great opponent.

There was also Qing Jing, with its quietness was part of its aesthetic. While Shen Qingqiu fought dirty he was still fun to fight against.

Though perhaps he should step out his usual opponents, maybe duel Wei QingWei? He could also check up on his little sisters fighting skills.

[ask-liu-qingge]

Liu QingGe hummed softly as he thought over where to go for a little bit of quiet so it would be easier to think instead of getting distracted by the noise. Wan Jian was out, as the disciples tended to make quite a bit of noise while doing their smithing. Qióng Dǐng had a lot of disciples debating everywhere, though there were spaces of quiet. Qīng Jìng was the peak that had the most quiet spaces, and the disciples were much more focused on doing quiet scholarly things in the associated areas.

Mind made up, Liu QingGe slipped the stone into one of the few pockets sewn into his robes, before getting on his sword and flying to Qīng Jìng to bask in the quiet found there. If he ran into Shen QingQiu, he'd offer a spar as he always did when crossing the scholarly peak lord's path. His prickly shixiong always gave him the sort of challenge he craved even if Liu QingGe could never find the right words to convey that.

[askconvenientplotdeviceplant]

Qing Jing was louder than usual. It took away from its calm asthetic when all Liu Qingge could hear was disciples worrying about their assignments. Such young children must not know about a cultivators enhanced hearing ability.

As he walked for a quiet place to train in he heard what he thought to be Shen Qingqius voice.

@shenjiuroleplay

[ask-liu-qingge]

During his daily training session Liu Qingge finds a strange glowing rock underneath his foot.

He picks up and inspects it, a beautiful gem perhaps a disciple had lost it. if no one claims it, the gem would make for a beautiful gift to whoever he gave it to.

(Unbeknowst to the Bai Zhan peak lord this rock holds the ability to peer into someone's truest thoughts)

Liu QingGe hummed as he looked over the glowing rock while sitting at his table. It was interesting to look at, almost hypnotic with its pretty swirls and colours. Definitely something he could use as a little charm to wish for luck on when he was away dealing with pests. Or just when he needed something to focus on during his meditations with how often his mind was wont to wander.

[askconvenientplotdeviceplant]

The little rock glowed faintly in Liu Qingges hands. He heard some far away voices and chalked it up to loud rowdy disciples arguing over meaningless things.

Perhaps he should visit a quieter peak. Maybe duel someone there while he was at it. Qiong Ding is nice and quiet and Yue Qingyuan was a great opponent.

There was also Qing Jing, with its quietness was part of its aesthetic. While Shen Qingqiu fought dirty he was still fun to fight against.

Though perhaps he should step out his usual opponents, maybe duel Wei QingWei? He could also check up on his little sisters fighting skills.

[ask-yue-qingyuan]

An innocent plant lies on the sect leaders gift.

A new breed of flower made by a smaller sect and gifted to Yue Qingyuan as a peace offering.

A pretty pink flower with yellow insides.

Unbeknownst to sect leader Yue this flower holds the ability to cause those nearby it to compulsively tell the truth.

Yue Qingyuan picks up the flower and examines it, curious about the flower he hasn't seen before.

"Hm... Perhaps Xiao-Jiu would like this?"

[shenjiuroleplay]

"Would I like what?"

[ask-yue-qingyuan]

Yue Qingyuan looks up. Instead of his usual polite smile, he fully beams at Shen Qingqiu. "This flower! It's just as lovely as you, Xiao-Jiu."

[askconvenientplotdeviceplant]

The flowers affects were already in effect the moment Shen Qingqiu entered the room and Yue Qingyuan picked it up

[shenjiuroleplay]

A suspicious plant has begun growing on the base of Qing Jing peak. Disciples who've gotten too close to the plants reported a diverse set of symptoms. Every single time someone interacts with this plant they are infected with some strange disease. This plant doesnt seem to follow a particular pattern on what ailment it gives to those who interact with it. Both the sickness and cure are different depending on the person.

As the lord of Qing Jing its up to Shen Qingqiu to get rid of this plant, however how is he meant to do that without interacting with it?

This is where Shen Qingqiu's expertise comes into play.

Generally he uses this when handling artifacts with unknown effects that he's elected to study. He has an entire collection of talismans and arrays that he uses to isolate an artifact and keep it inert while he studies it and develops his theories. He can then safely test different uses of the artifact with minimal harm.

Plants are different from artifacts. They are something he has learned to work with and around in the subject of poisons and aphrodisiacs. Being alive means they can respond to what he does instead of simply laying there and responding to set stimuli.

This is where disciples come in. Shen Qingqiu ropes in five senior cultivators from Qing Jing and brings them down to act as his test subjects. He tells them they're there as his assistants, of course. They would be much less thrilled to work with him if they knew they were there to take the brunt of unpredicted responses.

Shen Qingqiu quietly set to work with his team to carefully set up talismans to cut the plant off from the rest of Qing Jing.

[askconvenientplotdeviceplant]

The five senior disciples get to work gently removing the plants. Halfway through removing the plants the senior disciples began showing small signs of being affected by whatever strange thing the flower was doing to them.

The oldest of the group began developing small pimple looking bumps on the back of his neck. The second developed a minor rash that was sure to worsen over time. The third disciple began sweating indicating a hightenning in body temperature and even shed off an outer robe as they worked. The fourth disciple didnt show any symptoms yet however their body language showed that they were expirencing a type of discomfort.

The fifth began shaking slightly and became a bit clumsy as they worked. The fifth disciple due to said plant inflicted clumsiness had then proceeded to trip and fall dropping one of the plants onto Shen Qingqiu.

[shenjiuroleplay]

"Everybody stop," Shen Qingqiu snapped. "Go wash up and report to Qian Cao." He turned around and marched up to the bamboo house. He would take a private bath there and hope however he was afflicted would not leave him unable to respond.

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The senior disciples hurried on over to Qian Cao after washing up. Shen Qingqiu felt a small tingling sensation underneath his skin. He thought back to the symptoms other afflicted ones reported and what ailment the flower might've given him.

Luckily all the different cures for all the different ailments were already discovered by Mu Qingfang. All Shen Qingqiu needed to do was figure out what he had and what medicine he would need to take for it

[shenjiuroleplay]

Shen Qingqiu quietly stripped down and stepped into the bath to soak. He twisted his head and looked to study the patch of his skin that he could feel tingling.

[askconvenientplotdeviceplant]

Perhaps he can read a couple scrolls about this particular flower to determine which exact ailment hes suffering from. However that involves stepping onto Qian Cao and possibly interacting with Mu Qingfang

[shenjiuroleplay]

Interactions with Mu Qingfang were absolutely the last thing that Shen Qingqiu wanted. He would sit here in the bath, and suffer, as the heat under his skin crawled and increased.

It was fine. He had everything under control. He could just wait it out. A few days spent locked in his house was nothing.

[askconvenientplotdeviceplant]

The bath water got to room temperature. Shen Qingqius skin still itched. It seem that washing away the places the flower came in contact with wouldn't work. And if he were to worsen what then? Would this affect his mobility and therefore his ability to work?

[shenjiuroleplay]

He knew what he should do. The thought of being caught having brushed the plant, however, and then being examined by Mu Qingfang and looked at, had him taking the worse route.

He dug out talismans to apply to the house to keep everything silent and carefully bound the places he was itching tightly. The pressure would grant him the smallest hint of relief, but nothing more. That was fine. Shen Qingqiu stubbornly settled onto his bed to meditate. He wasn't letting anyone see him.

[askconvenientplotdeviceplant]

He would be fine.

Unless Yue Qingyuan decided to visit.

He would be fine.

Unless Liu Qingge decided to cause trouble.

He would be fine.

Unless someone noticed his absence and came to check on him

[shenjiuroleplay]

A suspicious plant has begun growing on the base of Qing Jing peak. Disciples who've gotten too close to the plants reported a diverse set of symptoms. Every single time someone interacts with this plant they are infected with some strange disease. This plant doesnt seem to follow a particular pattern on what ailment it gives to those who interact with it. Both the sickness and cure are different depending on the person.

As the lord of Qing Jing its up to Shen Qingqiu to get rid of this plant, however how is he meant to do that without interacting with it?

This is where Shen Qingqiu's expertise comes into play.

Generally he uses this when handling artifacts with unknown effects that he's elected to study. He has an entire collection of talismans and arrays that he uses to isolate an artifact and keep it inert while he studies it and develops his theories. He can then safely test different uses of the artifact with minimal harm.

Plants are different from artifacts. They are something he has learned to work with and around in the subject of poisons and aphrodisiacs. Being alive means they can respond to what he does instead of simply laying there and responding to set stimuli.

This is where disciples come in. Shen Qingqiu ropes in five senior cultivators from Qing Jing and brings them down to act as his test subjects. He tells them they're there as his assistants, of course. They would be much less thrilled to work with him if they knew they were there to take the brunt of unpredicted responses.

Shen Qingqiu quietly set to work with his team to carefully set up talismans to cut the plant off from the rest of Qing Jing.

[askconvenientplotdeviceplant]

The five senior disciples get to work gently removing the plants. Halfway through removing the plants the senior disciples began showing small signs of being affected by whatever strange thing the flower was doing to them.

The oldest of the group began developing small pimple looking bumps on the back of his neck. The second developed a minor rash that was sure to worsen over time. The third disciple began sweating indicating a hightenning in body temperature and even shed off an outer robe as they worked. The fourth disciple didnt show any symptoms yet however their body language showed that they were expirencing a type of discomfort.

The fifth began shaking slightly and became a bit clumsy as they worked. The fifth disciple due to said plant inflicted clumsiness had then proceeded to trip and fall dropping one of the plants onto Shen Qingqiu.

[shenjiuroleplay]

"Everybody stop," Shen Qingqiu snapped. "Go wash up and report to Qian Cao." He turned around and marched up to the bamboo house. He would take a private bath there and hope however he was afflicted would not leave him unable to respond.

[askconvenientplotdeviceplant]

The senior disciples hurried on over to Qian Cao after washing up. Shen Qingqiu felt a small tingling sensation underneath his skin. He thought back to the symptoms other afflicted ones reported and what ailment the flower might've given him.

Luckily all the different cures for all the different ailments were already discovered by Mu Qingfang. All Shen Qingqiu needed to do was figure out what he had and what medicine he would need to take for it

[shenjiuroleplay]

Shen Qingqiu quietly stripped down and stepped into the bath to soak. He twisted his head and looked to study the patch of his skin that he could feel tingling.

[askconvenientplotdeviceplant]

Perhaps he can read a couple scrolls about this particular flower to determine which exact ailment hes suffering from. However that involves stepping onto Qian Cao and possibly interacting with Mu Qingfang

[shenjiuroleplay]

Interactions with Mu Qingfang were absolutely the last thing that Shen Qingqiu wanted. He would sit here in the bath, and suffer, as the heat under his skin crawled and increased.

It was fine. He had everything under control. He could just wait it out. A few days spent locked in his house was nothing.

[askconvenientplotdeviceplant]

The bath water got to room temperature. Shen Qingqius skin still itched. It seem that washing away the places the flower came in contact with wouldn't work. And if he were to worsen what then? Would this affect his mobility and therefore his ability to work?

[shenjiuroleplay]

A suspicious plant has begun growing on the base of Qing Jing peak. Disciples who've gotten too close to the plants reported a diverse set of symptoms. Every single time someone interacts with this plant they are infected with some strange disease. This plant doesnt seem to follow a particular pattern on what ailment it gives to those who interact with it. Both the sickness and cure are different depending on the person.

As the lord of Qing Jing its up to Shen Qingqiu to get rid of this plant, however how is he meant to do that without interacting with it?

This is where Shen Qingqiu's expertise comes into play.

Generally he uses this when handling artifacts with unknown effects that he's elected to study. He has an entire collection of talismans and arrays that he uses to isolate an artifact and keep it inert while he studies it and develops his theories. He can then safely test different uses of the artifact with minimal harm.

Plants are different from artifacts. They are something he has learned to work with and around in the subject of poisons and aphrodisiacs. Being alive means they can respond to what he does instead of simply laying there and responding to set stimuli.

This is where disciples come in. Shen Qingqiu ropes in five senior cultivators from Qing Jing and brings them down to act as his test subjects. He tells them they're there as his assistants, of course. They would be much less thrilled to work with him if they knew they were there to take the brunt of unpredicted responses.

Shen Qingqiu quietly set to work with his team to carefully set up talismans to cut the plant off from the rest of Qing Jing.

[askconvenientplotdeviceplant]

The five senior disciples get to work gently removing the plants. Halfway through removing the plants the senior disciples began showing small signs of being affected by whatever strange thing the flower was doing to them.

The oldest of the group began developing small pimple looking bumps on the back of his neck. The second developed a minor rash that was sure to worsen over time. The third disciple began sweating indicating a hightenning in body temperature and even shed off an outer robe as they worked. The fourth disciple didnt show any symptoms yet however their body language showed that they were expirencing a type of discomfort.

The fifth began shaking slightly and became a bit clumsy as they worked. The fifth disciple due to said plant inflicted clumsiness had then proceeded to trip and fall dropping one of the plants onto Shen Qingqiu.

[shenjiuroleplay]

"Everybody stop," Shen Qingqiu snapped. "Go wash up and report to Qian Cao." He turned around and marched up to the bamboo house. He would take a private bath there and hope however he was afflicted would not leave him unable to respond.

[askconvenientplotdeviceplant]

The senior disciples hurried on over to Qian Cao after washing up. Shen Qingqiu felt a small tingling sensation underneath his skin. He thought back to the symptoms other afflicted ones reported and what ailment the flower might've given him.

Luckily all the different cures for all the different ailments were already discovered by Mu Qingfang. All Shen Qingqiu needed to do was figure out what he had and what medicine he would need to take for it

[shenjiuroleplay]

Shen Qingqiu quietly stripped down and stepped into the bath to soak. He twisted his head and looked to study the patch of his skin that he could feel tingling.

[askconvenientplotdeviceplant]

Perhaps he can read a couple scrolls about this particular flower to determine which exact ailment hes suffering from. However that involves stepping onto Qian Cao and possibly interacting with Mu Qingfang

[shenjiuroleplay]

A suspicious plant has begun growing on the base of Qing Jing peak. Disciples who've gotten too close to the plants reported a diverse set of symptoms. Every single time someone interacts with this plant they are infected with some strange disease. This plant doesnt seem to follow a particular pattern on what ailment it gives to those who interact with it. Both the sickness and cure are different depending on the person.

As the lord of Qing Jing its up to Shen Qingqiu to get rid of this plant, however how is he meant to do that without interacting with it?

This is where Shen Qingqiu's expertise comes into play.

Generally he uses this when handling artifacts with unknown effects that he's elected to study. He has an entire collection of talismans and arrays that he uses to isolate an artifact and keep it inert while he studies it and develops his theories. He can then safely test different uses of the artifact with minimal harm.

Plants are different from artifacts. They are something he has learned to work with and around in the subject of poisons and aphrodisiacs. Being alive means they can respond to what he does instead of simply laying there and responding to set stimuli.

This is where disciples come in. Shen Qingqiu ropes in five senior cultivators from Qing Jing and brings them down to act as his test subjects. He tells them they're there as his assistants, of course. They would be much less thrilled to work with him if they knew they were there to take the brunt of unpredicted responses.

Shen Qingqiu quietly set to work with his team to carefully set up talismans to cut the plant off from the rest of Qing Jing.

[askconvenientplotdeviceplant]

The five senior disciples get to work gently removing the plants. Halfway through removing the plants the senior disciples began showing small signs of being affected by whatever strange thing the flower was doing to them.

The oldest of the group began developing small pimple looking bumps on the back of his neck. The second developed a minor rash that was sure to worsen over time. The third disciple began sweating indicating a hightenning in body temperature and even shed off an outer robe as they worked. The fourth disciple didnt show any symptoms yet however their body language showed that they were expirencing a type of discomfort.

The fifth began shaking slightly and became a bit clumsy as they worked. The fifth disciple due to said plant inflicted clumsiness had then proceeded to trip and fall dropping one of the plants onto Shen Qingqiu.

[shenjiuroleplay]

"Everybody stop," Shen Qingqiu snapped. "Go wash up and report to Qian Cao." He turned around and marched up to the bamboo house. He would take a private bath there and hope however he was afflicted would not leave him unable to respond.

[askconvenientplotdeviceplant]

The senior disciples hurried on over to Qian Cao after washing up. Shen Qingqiu felt a small tingling sensation underneath his skin. He thought back to the symptoms other afflicted ones reported and what ailment the flower might've given him.

Luckily all the different cures for all the different ailments were already discovered by Mu Qingfang. All Shen Qingqiu needed to do was figure out what he had and what medicine he would need to take for it

[shenjiuroleplay]

A suspicious plant has begun growing on the base of Qing Jing peak. Disciples who've gotten too close to the plants reported a diverse set of symptoms. Every single time someone interacts with this plant they are infected with some strange disease. This plant doesnt seem to follow a particular pattern on what ailment it gives to those who interact with it. Both the sickness and cure are different depending on the person.

As the lord of Qing Jing its up to Shen Qingqiu to get rid of this plant, however how is he meant to do that without interacting with it?

This is where Shen Qingqiu's expertise comes into play.

Generally he uses this when handling artifacts with unknown effects that he's elected to study. He has an entire collection of talismans and arrays that he uses to isolate an artifact and keep it inert while he studies it and develops his theories. He can then safely test different uses of the artifact with minimal harm.

Plants are different from artifacts. They are something he has learned to work with and around in the subject of poisons and aphrodisiacs. Being alive means they can respond to what he does instead of simply laying there and responding to set stimuli.

This is where disciples come in. Shen Qingqiu ropes in five senior cultivators from Qing Jing and brings them down to act as his test subjects. He tells them they're there as his assistants, of course. They would be much less thrilled to work with him if they knew they were there to take the brunt of unpredicted responses.

Shen Qingqiu quietly set to work with his team to carefully set up talismans to cut the plant off from the rest of Qing Jing.

[askconvenientplotdeviceplant]

The five senior disciples get to work gently removing the plants. Halfway through removing the plants the senior disciples began showing small signs of being affected by whatever strange thing the flower was doing to them.

The oldest of the group began developing small pimple looking bumps on the back of his neck. The second developed a minor rash that was sure to worsen over time. The third disciple began sweating indicating a hightenning in body temperature and even shed off an outer robe as they worked. The fourth disciple didnt show any symptoms yet however their body language showed that they were expirencing a type of discomfort.

The fifth began shaking slightly and became a bit clumsy as they worked. The fifth disciple due to said plant inflicted clumsiness had then proceeded to trip and fall dropping one of the plants onto Shen Qingqiu.