The idea that no one on CQM has ever heard or managed to make Liu Qingge laugh is beautiful and utterly frustrating to me bcs i KNOW everyone's dying to make and/or see him laugh, maybe even a little chuckle, a giggle if anything. At the very most, witnesses have reported seeing a few muscles contract on one side of his face, pulling his lips to the side. They were unsure as to what this action really was because it wasn't a smile, nor was it a neutral expression, they'll take what they can get from Qingge.
Every peak and it's disciples are in competition to make their War God laugh, the winning peak gets to go to a hot spring for a few days to relax and laze around for a bit. YQY has allowed this competition to take place under the promise that it will not be physically destructive and will not go beyond the boundaries of CQM. There are no rules to the competition, peak lords and their disciples may freely use anything under the sun in their attempts to make The Liu Qingge laugh, they may try as many times as they wish to as well!
The competition begins, Qing Jing Peak and it's disciples are trying every genre of humor and comedy known in existence to write plays, skits, improv, musicals, even going as far as stand up comedy and slapstick to get a reaction out of Qingge. Mu Qingfang and his disciples are tracking down a rare plant that induces a high where one cannot physically stop themselves from laughing under the influence. Yue Qingyuan and his disciples well, they're mostly cracking dad jokes, but they're unaware of it, they've always been like that, they don't even realise they're part of the competition. Qingge just always assumed they talked that way so he doesn't even bat an eye anymore, his zhangmen shixiong has always been one for, as he so graciously put it, "fatherly humor". Granted in the past, when Qingge was much younger, it used to bring a smile to his face, but that was yearssss ago.
Everyone is incredibly frustrated, the competition has been dragging out for 5 months now and Qingge just doesn't laugh. Everyone's giving up hope bit by bit, maybe the guy just doesn't come with the right software for laughter. Qi Qingqi tries to get him drunk and hammered to the point of hiccupy giggles but the guy has a high tolerance for alcohol (he had two drinks and then Qi Qingqi just kept going and forgot why she was there with him) and she ended up blacking out and Qingge having to carry her home. That was the last straw for everyone, they couldn't take it anymore. They'll just have to live knowing that Liu Qingge doesn't laugh.
One day there's a commotion at An Ding Peak, everyone's rushing over, what's going on? Is there a fight? Is it demons again? To everyone's surprise it's Liu Qingge and Shang Qinghua gasping for breath, doubling over in laughter. TEARS in their eyes, the sound of their laughter echoing throughout the halls of An Ding peak. They finally saw Liu Qingge laugh, and no one knows how to react, much less how to feel abt it now. He had a laugh that you would either absolutely adore or you'd absolutely HATE because it borderlines obnoxious and loud and more importantly, he COVERS HIS MOUTH WHEN HE LAUGHS????? Now that the War God of CQM is capable of laughter, what is everyone to do with their lives now? What point is there to go on living with nothing big on the horizon.
The only thing that's bothering all of CQM is How did Shang Qinghua of all make Liu Qingge laugh like that? An Ding wasn't even part of the competition because they were all too busy. They doubted Shang Qinghua was even aware of the competition. No one knows, and no one will ever know how Shang Qinghua managed to accomplish the impossible.
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