So... As it turns out I don't(?) have a wife after all. Somehow I'm both disappointed and relieved at this conclusion
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... Who are you?
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@ask-liu-qingge
So... As it turns out I don't(?) have a wife after all. Somehow I'm both disappointed and relieved at this conclusion
Baby? What about us? 🥺
... Who are you?
So... As it turns out I don't(?) have a wife after all. Somehow I'm both disappointed and relieved at this conclusion
Favourite sword form? Thoughts on modern sport fencing? Parry four? Classic!
My favourite sword form is a sword that isn't broken. Sport fencing seems... interesting with how the flimsy and weak armour is somehow enough to stop the needle-like blades used. This 'parry four' technique seems to only be useful with the type of blade used in sport fencing, which is perhaps why it is only commonly known to be in use with that
I... may have underestimated just how much sirens like my voice. Someone help! They're trying to steal it so they can sing with it, or turn me into one of them
This image is genuinely so perfect. Who could hate him
I stand with Nie Huaisang
not gonna lie, me too ☝️
It's why we're very conveniently blind and deaf, right?
I don't know why we're advocating murder but the short man with the fan seems to have personal grievance with the short man in yellow. I will conveniently know nothing
I found an egg! I don't know what it came from, but I was hunting and came across it. It was in an abandoned nest... Who would abandon their baby just like that???
Update: EGG WAS NOT ABANDONED EGG WAS NOT ABANDONED I REPEAT EGG WAS NOT ABANDONED
what was the creature?
ASK ME THAT WHEN I'M NOT FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE WHY DOES IT HAVE STAB PROOF SCALES
oh! Try fire?
IT CAN BREATHE FIRE SHIXIONG I DON'T THINK FIRE IS GONNA HELP ME IN THIS I KEEP HAVING TO MAKE QI SHIELDS JUST TO KEEP IT FROM BURNING ME IT WON'T STOP TRYING TO ATTACK ME
HIDE HIDE HIDE
WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M TRYING TO DO IT WON'T LET ME GET OUT OF ITS SIGHT
THEN STAY VERY STILL... MAYBE THAT HELPS?
YOU TRY STAYING STILL WHEN SOMETHING IS BREATHING FIRE AT YOU AND SCREECHING LIKE THE WORLD IS ENDING
ARE YOU STILL HOLDING THE EGG???
I'M NOT GOING TO DROP IT THAT MIGHT HURT THE BABY INSIDE
PUT IT BACK IN THE NEST!!! THAT'S WHY THE MOM IS CHASING YOU OMG
DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
SHIDI!!!!
I'M NOT GONNA PUT THE EGG DOWN UNTIL THE ANGRY MOM STOPS TRYING TO KILL ME
I found an egg! I don't know what it came from, but I was hunting and came across it. It was in an abandoned nest... Who would abandon their baby just like that???
Update: EGG WAS NOT ABANDONED EGG WAS NOT ABANDONED I REPEAT EGG WAS NOT ABANDONED
what was the creature?
ASK ME THAT WHEN I'M NOT FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE WHY DOES IT HAVE STAB PROOF SCALES
oh! Try fire?
IT CAN BREATHE FIRE SHIXIONG I DON'T THINK FIRE IS GONNA HELP ME IN THIS I KEEP HAVING TO MAKE QI SHIELDS JUST TO KEEP IT FROM BURNING ME IT WON'T STOP TRYING TO ATTACK ME
HIDE HIDE HIDE
WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M TRYING TO DO IT WON'T LET ME GET OUT OF ITS SIGHT
THEN STAY VERY STILL... MAYBE THAT HELPS?
YOU TRY STAYING STILL WHEN SOMETHING IS BREATHING FIRE AT YOU AND SCREECHING LIKE THE WORLD IS ENDING
ARE YOU STILL HOLDING THE EGG???
I'M NOT GOING TO DROP IT THAT MIGHT HURT THE BABY INSIDE
PUT IT BACK IN THE NEST!!! THAT'S WHY THE MOM IS CHASING YOU OMG
DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
I found an egg! I don't know what it came from, but I was hunting and came across it. It was in an abandoned nest... Who would abandon their baby just like that???
Update: EGG WAS NOT ABANDONED EGG WAS NOT ABANDONED I REPEAT EGG WAS NOT ABANDONED
what was the creature?
ASK ME THAT WHEN I'M NOT FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE WHY DOES IT HAVE STAB PROOF SCALES
oh! Try fire?
IT CAN BREATHE FIRE SHIXIONG I DON'T THINK FIRE IS GONNA HELP ME IN THIS I KEEP HAVING TO MAKE QI SHIELDS JUST TO KEEP IT FROM BURNING ME IT WON'T STOP TRYING TO ATTACK ME
HIDE HIDE HIDE
WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M TRYING TO DO IT WON'T LET ME GET OUT OF ITS SIGHT
THEN STAY VERY STILL... MAYBE THAT HELPS?
YOU TRY STAYING STILL WHEN SOMETHING IS BREATHING FIRE AT YOU AND SCREECHING LIKE THE WORLD IS ENDING
ARE YOU STILL HOLDING THE EGG???
I'M NOT GOING TO DROP IT THAT MIGHT HURT THE BABY INSIDE
I found an egg! I don't know what it came from, but I was hunting and came across it. It was in an abandoned nest... Who would abandon their baby just like that???
Update: EGG WAS NOT ABANDONED EGG WAS NOT ABANDONED I REPEAT EGG WAS NOT ABANDONED
what was the creature?
ASK ME THAT WHEN I'M NOT FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE WHY DOES IT HAVE STAB PROOF SCALES
oh! Try fire?
IT CAN BREATHE FIRE SHIXIONG I DON'T THINK FIRE IS GONNA HELP ME IN THIS I KEEP HAVING TO MAKE QI SHIELDS JUST TO KEEP IT FROM BURNING ME IT WON'T STOP TRYING TO ATTACK ME
HIDE HIDE HIDE
WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M TRYING TO DO IT WON'T LET ME GET OUT OF ITS SIGHT
THEN STAY VERY STILL... MAYBE THAT HELPS?
YOU TRY STAYING STILL WHEN SOMETHING IS BREATHING FIRE AT YOU AND SCREECHING LIKE THE WORLD IS ENDING
I found an egg! I don't know what it came from, but I was hunting and came across it. It was in an abandoned nest... Who would abandon their baby just like that???
Update: EGG WAS NOT ABANDONED EGG WAS NOT ABANDONED I REPEAT EGG WAS NOT ABANDONED
what was the creature?
ASK ME THAT WHEN I'M NOT FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE WHY DOES IT HAVE STAB PROOF SCALES
oh! Try fire?
IT CAN BREATHE FIRE SHIXIONG I DON'T THINK FIRE IS GONNA HELP ME IN THIS I KEEP HAVING TO MAKE QI SHIELDS JUST TO KEEP IT FROM BURNING ME IT WON'T STOP TRYING TO ATTACK ME
HIDE HIDE HIDE
WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M TRYING TO DO IT WON'T LET ME GET OUT OF ITS SIGHT
I found an egg! I don't know what it came from, but I was hunting and came across it. It was in an abandoned nest... Who would abandon their baby just like that???
Update: EGG WAS NOT ABANDONED EGG WAS NOT ABANDONED I REPEAT EGG WAS NOT ABANDONED
what was the creature?
ASK ME THAT WHEN I'M NOT FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE WHY DOES IT HAVE STAB PROOF SCALES
oh! Try fire?
IT CAN BREATHE FIRE SHIXIONG I DON'T THINK FIRE IS GONNA HELP ME IN THIS I KEEP HAVING TO MAKE QI SHIELDS JUST TO KEEP IT FROM BURNING ME IT WON'T STOP TRYING TO ATTACK ME
I found an egg! I don't know what it came from, but I was hunting and came across it. It was in an abandoned nest... Who would abandon their baby just like that???
Update: EGG WAS NOT ABANDONED EGG WAS NOT ABANDONED I REPEAT EGG WAS NOT ABANDONED
what was the creature?
ASK ME THAT WHEN I'M NOT FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE WHY DOES IT HAVE STAB PROOF SCALES
I found an egg! I don't know what it came from, but I was hunting and came across it. It was in an abandoned nest... Who would abandon their baby just like that???
Update: EGG WAS NOT ABANDONED EGG WAS NOT ABANDONED I REPEAT EGG WAS NOT ABANDONED
I found an egg! I don't know what it came from, but I was hunting and came across it. It was in an abandoned nest... Who would abandon their baby just like that???
Has anyone seen my wife?! They're missing and I need to find them!
I need to find my wife! I have no idea where they are and that's unacceptable!
... If I give this glowing rock I found to that wandering cultivator that wanders into the sect sometimes I wonder what they would do with it. It's shaped almost like an egg, except I've never seen an egg this big. Also eggs don't glow and this rock does so I know that this isn't an egg from anything I recognise. What was that cultivator's name again? Yu something? Yi something? ... No, it wa Ye something, I think
@blacksheep28
Ye Bao!
*eagerly studies the glowing egg rock*
A gift for me?
Mn. Is it to your liking? I found it while on a mission taking care of an infestation of Star-Stealing Winged Snakes just outside Cang Qiong's territory
It is!
*hugs the egg happily*
I will protect it, and love it, and it shall be mine forever
*nods*
It is an egg then, and not just a strange rock? I am sure that Wanderer Ye will take good care of it, then
You cannot see it? Feel it?
Ah, but you are not trained for this. You are not a beast master. You would not know what to look for.
But here.
*runs hand gently down the egg*
There is life
... Ah. I am not well versed in the caring of creatures before they are born, even with how the beasts on a plot of land I own have taken to lounging around my cabin when they're with child for the protection I offer
I can see it. You are not threatening, and most would not bother a cultivator of your status
Not− not threatening? What does Wanderer Ye mean by saying something that I am sure is not insult, yet I still feel I should be offended by it somehow?
*he frowns a little, trying to think over the entire sentence*
... Does Wanderer Ye believe that either of those two things could be potential reasons for why many of the young beasts have taken to calling me as their mother?
*raises a brow*
I was not aware Master Liu wished people to fear him
I do not, hence why I said that I felt I should be offended, not that I was offended. Wanderer Ye didn't answer my question, however. Are either of those two things potential reasons for the beast young to refer to me as a mother for them?
Young beasts easily become attached to those who care for them. That's all you need to do to be loved
Ah. Building off that, can Wanderer Ye give possible reasonings for the mother beasts to present me with a portion of their kills? It would be better for them to keep their entire kills to ensure that their young are fed well and that they also eat what they need
Repayment!
Well, it's more that by caring for their young they see you as part of their group, and try to return care to you in turn since their instincts tell them that you cannot hunt for yourself while looking after the young.
But that's how it winds up!
Mn, that makes sense. If there's a time that Wanderer Ye is near the mountain that has that land and I am there, she is welcome to come see the beasts if she wishes
*grins quickly*
I would like that
Perhaps when Wanderer Ye learns what beast comes from the egg she can come visit with the hatchling?
*turns to the egg and hums happily cradling it*
Yes
What type of creature does Wanderer Ye think it could be?