Ask Craig

I'm Craig Tucker, mother fucker. I live in South Park. I like Red Racer. No, I won't join you assholes' Peruvian flute band. You guys lied to me and said you could double my birthday money (100 bucks) in one afternoon. We ended up in Peru as refugees. Fuck you guys (flips off). PS- we're more metro than you'll ever be. Other Ask South Park Blogs: Stan Marsh Kyle Broflovski Eric Cartman Kenny McCormick Butters Stotch Wendy TestaburgerBebe Stevens Token Black Tweek Tweak Pip Pirrup [[run by farted]]

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what do you like of Tweek?

He's hot.

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IM me on Yahoo Msngr it's important. my username is bettysheenaa121293

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Dude, you looks like Pocoyo.

What. /flips off

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Do you like stan?

He's alright.

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I'm back from summer camp wow. 

There was nothing to do and Tweek wasn't there and everyone there was from Middle Park.

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Does Tweek ever give you BJs?

All day every day.

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Do you have any fetishes?

I think I've answered this before

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Have you seen Clyde do the Truffle Shuffle? Can you make him do the Truffle Shuffle?

The what.

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Do you and Tweek want to have babies in the future? Adopt or something?

Uhhhh I dont know. Thats too far ahead in the future.

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What is the one thing you wish to do in your life before you die?

open a Pet and Coffee shop with Tweek

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Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink5[dot]com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username 'lolsummer69'. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am and then hit me up on Facebook lol. Good luck.

Pretty sure you've always wanted me to wring your pretty little anon neck Well I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so I'm going to shit a brick next time this appears in my ask box Good luck 

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You say you like everything nice, simple and boring. Well, if you like things nice, simple and boring, than why do you live in South Park?

It's not like I have a choice.

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Do you like to rock?

Rock? I guess..

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Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink6[dot]com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username 'lolsummer69'. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am and then hit me up on Facebook lol. Good luck.

GOOOO AWAY I ALREADY DISABLED ANONYMOUS OMG WTF

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You think you and Tweek will ever get married?

When it becomes legal in Colorado. But that would take a while, it was only recently in March when they denied it.

Of course, Tweek and I both forged votes for yes. But we lost anyways.

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I kidnapped Tweek... Oh by the way, he has a Peruvian flute up his ass.

You're lying, because he's with me right now.