Untamed Hormonal Loch Ness Shitshow @young-and-a-lettuce - Tumblr Blog

Since TikTok is dead now, I went through the steps to regain access to this account. I haven’t been here since 2018. My bio says I’m 23 but I’m about to turn 30 🥴

Sup yall? How’s tumblr been? I’ve wasted so much of my life on this god forsaken app, and now I’m back to waste even more

#TikTok ban

namira

as compensation all NSFW blogs will get an extra hour in the ball pit

theliberalstookmydrills

gaytotodile

okay y’all real talk

what social media platform are we all collectively moving to

buglordsupreme

hell

gaytotodile

great!!!! see you there my dude

theweirdwideweb

disgruntledmushroom

0l0x

2018 Grinch has no edge. He’s got no bite. He’s not even that much of an asshole. He’s just a sassy gay furry with unusually nice teeth despite his famous theme song declaring otherwise.

1966 Grinch? Now that was a mean, scary bastard. He was a crusty old fuck who hated society so much that he only came off his shitty frozen mountain to commit crimes and terrorism out of spite.

Bennyhoo Cumberland Grinch comes down from his mountain to buy groceries.

You can round the edges off a character to make them more “relatable” or whatever, but you also run the risk of losing what defined them in the first place. The end result is bland and generic.

2018 Grinch is a reflection of modern society’s rejection of real character flaws in the interest of being “unproblematic” and in this essay i will

lovinglystar

What was your opinion on the Jim Carrey grinch?

cottagesmasher

Jim Carrey Grinch said bitch, ate glass and threw a whole child in the garbage. He is an absolute champ and the only rightful heir to the throne.

feedyourpigeons

Incorrect Fall Out Boy Song Titles

you probably just heard them wrong (ily patrick)

nativenews

usamilovelove-deactivated202005

wtf

usamilovelove-deactivated202005

this post is just calling anti feminists racist

geekandmisandry

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

voidambassador

Would you look at that, the shoe fits

drhds

Which one of you Gays photoshopped the glass slipper into a Louboutin

batfangzz

omfg first off WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK and second @drhds it’s LOUIS VUITTON NOT LOUBOUTIN

oppa-homeless-style

give me your fucking wig

kama-aina-killmyself

Theres discorse here but im not sure what kind

setharooni

damn mother nature thicc

setharooni

now that’s a rock bottom i’m tryna hit

everybidenjusthavegoodtime

*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free

hotcommunist-deactivated2019032

invasive species encroach on lesbian territory

carrionthrash-deactivated201904

Tumblr users, for years: Hey we like using your website but can you please do something about all the vile content like the stuff that is straight up illegal

@Staff, for years: Sorry we don’t know how :( look I’m wearing my tie as a belt, we are designing webs site , no yelling!!!!

Apple: We aren’t going to have your app in our store anymore because the site is overrun with deplorable content to the point where 14 year olds needs to add “pedophiles don’t interact!!!” on their glitter slime gifsets

@Staff, immediately after being threatened with a hit to their ad revenue: *all stop doing coke in the bathroom for once and purge the site in a day*

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

idk if I’ve posted about this before but by far the strangest things that’s happened to me in retail was the time someone’s total came out to my birth-year and I said “hey! that’s the year I was born!” and then the next customer’s total came out to like $12.57 and just bc I’m a weirdo I said “hey! that’s the year I was born!” and without missing a fucking beat this like, 70+ year old man said

“Ah! Another like me! We’re few and far between these days, aren’t we?”

And I was like oh man this guy’s sense of humor really aligns with mine! And I laughed and made some other joke about being immortal and thought that was the end of it,

but this man.

He stood by the register for five more minutes. Maybe more. Which let me tell you is an EXCRUTIATING amount of time for something like this to happen.

And he just kept upping the ante!! He starting talking about some REALLY specific details regarding day-to-day life in the 1300s to the point I started getting worried that I’d misled a genuinely immortal being to believe I am also immortal.

He eventually politely left when I got too busy with other customers to awkwardly respond.

Who the fuck was that guy.

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

I think it’s also important to mention this happened at Cracker Barrel.