Ask Divine Spirits

"Hello Goddess. Fancy meeting you here," the umbra witch Bayonetta greeted at Delphino Plaza, a place smash competitors can meet. The witch was wearing a white dress with a furr scarf and a large shade hat with rose pattern on it.

Upon hearing the witch’s familiar voice, Palutena stops what she was doing. Her face growing sower before slowly turning around to see the woman in her dress. Palutena didn’t even know she had such expensive cloths…probably courtesy of the halos she collects.

“Oh…hello Bayonetta” the goddess responds attempting to hide her displeased expression.

“I suppose the catch would be setting up some ground rules between us. You can give your terms and I will give mine.”

She thinks about for a moment “you’re not allowed to use your sick torture devices on either pit or dark pit. punching and shooting is fine.”

"Hello Goddess. Fancy meeting you here," the umbra witch Bayonetta greeted at Delphino Plaza, a place smash competitors can meet. The witch was wearing a white dress with a furr scarf and a large shade hat with rose pattern on it.

Upon hearing the witch’s familiar voice, Palutena stops what she was doing. Her face growing sower before slowly turning around to see the woman in her dress. Palutena didn’t even know she had such expensive cloths…probably courtesy of the halos she collects.

“Oh…hello Bayonetta” the goddess responds attempting to hide her displeased expression.

“I have been thinking, I feel that even though I am incredibly strong, I can only do so much on my own. So, I was thinking that we should join forces to win the competition,” the witch said.

her eyes widen for an instant, of all things for her to request, a team up wasn’t what Palutena was expecting. her eyebrows lower “what’s the catch? there has to be more to it than just winning the competition. what do we get out of helping one another?” she asks the witch, folding her arms in anticipation for her next response.

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May I have permission to touch the devine ladies butt... *sends prayers*

“What!?” Palutena swiftly slaps the anon! she then hits them with her staff, forcibly knocking them out of Skyworld

“The nerve of some people, asking me such a thing...”

"Hello Goddess. Fancy meeting you here," the umbra witch Bayonetta greeted at Delphino Plaza, a place smash competitors can meet. The witch was wearing a white dress with a furr scarf and a large shade hat with rose pattern on it.

Upon hearing the witch’s familiar voice, Palutena stops what she was doing. Her face growing sower before slowly turning around to see the woman in her dress. Palutena didn’t even know she had such expensive cloths…probably courtesy of the halos she collects.

“Oh…hello Bayonetta” the goddess responds attempting to hide her displeased expression.

“Just because I can’t participate doesn’t mean I can’t spectate. I am also doing some reconnaissance,” Bayonetta said before taking a seat across from Palutena. “But since you’re here, there’s something I would like to propose to you.”

Palutina felt her stomach sink for a second, surely any proposal from Bayonetta would lead to something troublesome in the end. she takes a deep breath “what is it?...” she asks, patiently waiting to hear the witch’s response.

"Hello Goddess. Fancy meeting you here," the umbra witch Bayonetta greeted at Delphino Plaza, a place smash competitors can meet. The witch was wearing a white dress with a furr scarf and a large shade hat with rose pattern on it.

Upon hearing the witch’s familiar voice, Palutena stops what she was doing. Her face growing sower before slowly turning around to see the woman in her dress. Palutena didn’t even know she had such expensive cloths…probably courtesy of the halos she collects.

“Oh…hello Bayonetta” the goddess responds attempting to hide her displeased expression.

The witch saw through the goddess’ attempt. “Come on now goddess, I am not here to hunt angels, I am here for some shopping. Unless you want to send your angels after me and make them go running and crying like school boys,” the witch said, smirking.

She grinds her teeth from within her mouth before forcing a genuine smile. “Of course not, I wouldn’t attack anyone on their day off...” the witch’s comment and added smirk where pushing Palutena to her limit. Despite this the goddess keeps her temper in check, in situations like this she needs to keep composure...or at least that’s what she tells herself. “S-so Bayonetta...I wasn’t expecting you to be here? The smash boards said you wouldn’t be coming around till February...”