Ask Edo Phoenix Anything!

Pro-League Duelist. Playboy. Handsome SOB. Now answering your questions!

[askedophoenix]

Sup dorks.

Got a second job. Got a brand new phone.

Shit’s coming up Milhouse.

[askedophoenix]

Alex: -slaps Daimon with a fish and runs-

Daimon:…………..-Concerned blink- What…

Bloo: -Points and laughs- Ha! She got you good!

Daimon: -Pops in front of Alex, staring. STARING.-

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“I, uh…” She dropped the fish and innocently kicked it away. “Caause… SUCK MY DICK!” And she quickly Apparated away to Cher’s house, hiding in a closet.

[askedophoenix]

-Stare...stare...stare-

“Sigh. Bloo!”

“Yo!”

“You know where she went. Lead the way.”

“how do you know I know?”

“because I know you better than that brother, now let’s go.”

“Road trip!”

POP. Right in Cher’s house!

“...Alex?” Bloo peeks around a corner. “Where you at?”

[askedophoenix]

Alex: -slaps Daimon with a fish and runs-

Daimon:…………..-Concerned blink- What…

Bloo: -Points and laughs- Ha! She got you good!

Daimon: -Pops in front of Alex, staring. STARING.-

[welcomethewildcards-archive-dea]

-skids to a stop- asfjjflsjfjk …… ….Hi?

[askedophoenix]

“Dare...I question why...you slap me with a fish?”

[askedophoenix]

Why the long face, Bloo? ~Kina

“Mmm….bored. Very bored.” -Rolls onto the floor- “So bored.”

[dragon-with-blue-eyes]

“I thought you went out with uncle.” Kinasha said, getting out of the way as he rolled around.

[askedophoenix]

“I did@ It felt good to hang out with the jackass. We gotta do it again.” Grins. “But your mom is doing diplomatic shit, and Daimon’s out with Danna...Edo’s at a tournament...AAAAAAH.”

[askedophoenix]

Alex: -slaps Daimon with a fish and runs-

Daimon:..............-Concerned blink- What...

Bloo: -Points and laughs- Ha! She got you good!

Daimon: -Pops in front of Alex, staring. STARING.-

[askedophoenix]

Why the long face, Bloo? ~Kina

“Mmm....bored. Very bored.” -Rolls onto the floor- “So bored.”

[askedophoenix]

My muses are ANSTY.

DO SOMETHING WITH THEM.

[askedophoenix]

Joy o' joy, the king of kings We'll keep fighting 'til the end For a time that we've been taught to keep Since our life begins We are brothers, you and I We'll keep standing side by side For we are warriors and warriors are not afraid to die

[askedophoenix]

"Hey Daimon! Hey Bloo! Guys, long time no see!"

“Ay!”“Hello there, how has it been?”

[askedophoenix]

Daimon: Hello, everyone. Long time no see. It’s good to be back, for the amount of time our muse is available, so it’s good to see-

-Bloo kicks the door in-

Bloo: EVERYBODY SHUT UP.

Daimon: ….

Bloo: I have an erection.

Daimon: …

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“Bloo why.”

[askedophoenix]

“you wanna know why?”

-Slowly leans in, whispers-

“Sciiiiience.”

[dragon-with-blue-eyes]

askedophoenix

Hay Dios. Would you look who the seven gates of hell brought in, nice to see you around here again Bloo, and by the way…that beauty you now call your wife? I saw her first, asshole.

[askedophoenix]

“Yeah, yeah, we can keep living in the generation you live in where we call “Diibs” on a woman like we’re in the third grade or some shit.” he smirked, as he suddenly swung a hand out and punched his companion in the shoulder. “Hhow you been doing, ya sack of shit, it’s been YEARS.”

[dragon-with-blue-eyes]

“With a woman as beautiful as Sa’Apphira, what would you expect mm?” He chuckled softly, taking a step back once he received the friendly punch from his friend. “Oh you know, been to many places, getting my money off the road, spending most of my time with the humans.” Adin smirked. “You could had at least send a postcard you motherfucker.” 

[askedophoenix]

“That requires effort my friend, and effort ain’t shit I can handle right now.” He smirked, chuckling a little bit. “But at any rate, it is good to see you again, Adin. You gotta tell me where you’ve been and shit. UI mean, come on, we’re both obviously changed! let’s swap horror stories. Maybe over a beer?” He smirked. “I’m buyin’.”

[dragon-with-blue-eyes]

askedophoenix

Hay Dios. Would you look who the seven gates of hell brought in, nice to see you around here again Bloo, and by the way…that beauty you now call your wife? I saw her first, asshole.

[askedophoenix]

“Yeah, yeah, we can keep living in the generation you live in where we call “Diibs” on a woman like we’re in the third grade or some shit.” he smirked, as he suddenly swung a hand out and punched his companion in the shoulder. “Hhow you been doing, ya sack of shit, it’s been YEARS.”

[askedophoenix]

Daimon: Hello, everyone. Long time no see. It’s good to be back, for the amount of time our muse is available, so it’s good to see-

-Bloo kicks the door in-

Bloo: EVERYBODY SHUT UP.

Daimon: ....

Bloo: I have an erection.

Daimon: ...

[askedophoenix]

Sup nerds. Life’s been busy and kicking my ass but sup again. You ready for more Bloo and Daimon?

No?

Well too fuckin’ bad.

[askedophoenix]

Daimon: Bloo, my brother. I wish to talk to you.

Bloo: -Sighs and gets up- Yeah, what is it?

Daimon: -Snaps his finders, Bloo catches fire-

Bloo: -screamingandrunning.jpg-

Daimon: Master Edo! Did I do the April Fools properly?

Edo: No...but that doesn’t mean it’s not funny. -Snicker-

[askedophoenix]

'Hello all, I've come to inform that I have seen the errors of my ways and I have decided to abandon all cruelty and pleasures and offer myself to god. I am becoming a nun' ~ Kin

Bloo: -UPROARIOUS LAUGHTER-

Daimon: -UPROARIOUS LAUGHTER-

Edo: -UPROARIOUS LAUGHTER-

[askedophoenix]

-swirls shaving cream on a sleeping Bloo's hand, pokes his nose and then makes a run for it-

-Mumble mumble-

...

-Swats face-

...

-Wakes up-

...You BITCH.