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@askevilgale
GREETINGS MORTALS AND LESSER IMMORTALS
I AM THE GREAT DEITY PREVIOUSLY KNOWN AS "GALE OF WATERDEEP"
AS THE NEW GOD OF MAGIC, YOU MAY SUBMIT PRAYERS, OFFERINGS, AND QUESTIONS TO ME.
I MAY ANSWER THEM WHILE I AM TEMPORARILY STUCK IN THIS LESSER DIMENSION
IF YOU SEND ME SOMETHING GROSS I WILL REMOVE YOU
(ooc: nsfw wise, vague jokes are fine, but refrain from anything too explicit on the sex front. evil gale has suppased mortal pleasures)
Thought you might enjoy this evil Gale.
Any condition with a light effect causes weird visual glitches for me, evil Gale is one of my favs :3
This is so cool! He truly can be your angle or yuor devil 🥺
i see that gnome underwear, and I salute you
“Ah, Gale, I am so happy to see there’s someone else of great power here, I was beginning to think I was the only one.. how’s godhood?”
@askascendedastarion
VERY GOOD
IT IS GOOD TO SEE AN ASTARION WHO HAS TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF HIS POTENTIAL
I ENJOY BEING A GOD A LOT. THE PROCESS WAS ENJOYABLE AND SINCE I HAVE BEEN UNRESTRICTED BY THE FOOLISH FOLLIES OF MORTALS.
I LIKED IT WHEN YOU CARVED RUNES INTO CAZADOR'S BACK. I SHOULD HAVE HAD THE FORESIGHT TO TORTURE MYSTRA.
Now that you've replaced Mystra, are you going to continue her habit of taking mortal lovers, and if so, how would one apply for that position?
I SEE NO REASON TO TAKE A MORTAL LOVER..
HOWEVER...MANY MORTALS SEEM TO WANT THE POSITION. UNSURPRISINGLY.
WHOMEVER CAN KILL THE MOST DEVOTEES OF MYSTRA IN MY NAME WILL EARN A NIGHT IN MY BED
FIGURATIVELY ...
I DON'T HAVE A BED
(cont of the kiss anon)
She drops the head of a youngster, the face she's holding is still contorted in the weird way of when they died.
"So, they were in extreme need of the bathroom, and i had tied their shoes together. So when they got up to rush towards the restroom, they ended up tripping and breaking their skull.. though i kinda helped with the skull part"
"The fun part was that they farter right when they hit the ground, so would that count as dying from a fart or dying from head trauma?"
She turns the head by her hair, showing the cracked skull from where a bit of grey matter was oozing out, smiling sheepishly
HMM
THIS IS... ACCEPTABLE.
AND THEY WERE A TRUE FAITHFUL OF MYSTRA...
*he raises a glowing hand and a flash of magic sparks the air*
THIS GROWS MY POWER, ACOLYTE.
YOU MAY HAVE ONE KISS
*his astral form kisses you briefly on the lips, a tingle of divine magic stays upon them*
mY LORD I'LL MAKE SURE TO MAKE IT FUNNY AS WELL THEN
I WILL BURN THE UNIVERSE IF YOU REQUIRE IT TO BE BY YOUR SIDE
TELL ME WHAT I HAVE TO DO TO BE GIVEN THE HONOR OF BEING YOUR LOVER, AND I'LL MAKE SURE ILL GIVE IT TO YOU
GOOD, GOOD
I WILL WAIT FOR YOUR MYSTRAN TRIBUTE
THE RITUAL I SHOWED YOU, THE POWER.
I CAN TELL YOU HOW TO DO IT. I CAN EVEN MAKE IT EASY.
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SWEAR YOUR LOYALTY TO ME WITH AN UNBREAKING OATH
@ask-thedarkurge AND I WILL SHOW YOU THE WAY
THINK OF THE POWER A GOD OF MAGIC COULD GRANT YOU
- @askevilgale
"........ I like it."
"Let's talk about an 'unbreaking oath'. I am entirely on board with, I don't know, unknowable power and ascension to godhood, but that sounds an awful lot like the jingling of chains to me. Why don't you let me know what that entails, and then let's see if we can have a little fun."
"Ah, I knew you'd be on board. You never disappoint~" Durge grins at the vampire, before turning to the wizard-turned-god. "There is much to do. Evil Gale, go ahead and your thing."
LET'S SEE...
*flashes of knowledge pass through Astarion. He sees the ritual, the power he will gain from performing it. He sees Evil Gale's divinity, and the myriad of benefits from being a loyal follower...and it would take is one, little blood vow*
NOW ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS KNEEL. PROFESS YOUR FAITH TO ME, YOUR ACCEPTANCE OF MY DIVINITY BEFORE ALL OTHERS.
THE RITUAL I SHOWED YOU, THE POWER.
I CAN TELL YOU HOW TO DO IT. I CAN EVEN MAKE IT EASY.
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SWEAR YOUR LOYALTY TO ME WITH AN UNBREAKING OATH
@ask-thedarkurge AND I WILL SHOW YOU THE WAY
THINK OF THE POWER A GOD OF MAGIC COULD GRANT YOU
- @askevilgale
"........ I like it."
"Let's talk about an 'unbreaking oath'. I am entirely on board with, I don't know, unknowable power and ascension to godhood, but that sounds an awful lot like the jingling of chains to me. Why don't you let me know what that entails, and then let's see if we can have a little fun."
SIMPLY YOUR GUARANTEE OF ASSISTANCE IN MY QUEST TO WEAKEN MYSTRA...
AND YOUR ALLIANCE FOR MY NEW FRIEND HERE
TOGETHER, WE CAN ACHIEVE UNSPEAKABLE THINGS
SO...HOW DID THOSE NEW POWERS WORK OUT...?
DID YOU NOTICE THE SPELL THAT TURNS PEOPLE INSIDE OUT?
- @askevilgale
"Oh they were great. Everything went much smoother than usual." He says, his satisfaction obvious. "And that inside out spell is a joy to watch. When I turn people inside out in my Slayer form, it gets a lot...let's say - messier. I don't mind that, of course, but there's a certain beauty to a clean kill." He shares his thoughts with the evil god. "Next time we go after Mystra's followers, I'll have to show you the appeal of literal blood baths. The stink of death will linger on your form for much longer than usual. It might even make you consider taking on a more corporeal form~"
@askevilgale
*evil gale grins*
THE MORE WE WEAKEN THE MYSTRA OF THIS DIMENSION, THE STRONGER I GET.
*he flexes the muscles in his hand, taking a look at a wondering cultist. he snaps his fingers and the cultist drops to the ground, dead.*
MAGIC HAS MANY USES, MY BLOOD SOAKED FRIEND.
PERHAPS I WILL TAKE MORE SOLID FORM, AND WE MAY FIND THE MOST DEVOTED OF MYSTRA... TOGETHER
*he looks at the corpse*
YOU DIDN'T NEED THAT ONE, DID YOU?
"Good. I wonder though, if you're in our dimension, who's making the Weave stable in your dimension?" He imagines all the probable deaths caused by unregulated magic. It's almost sad he can't witness it. He chuckles at evil Gale's flex of muscles and consequential death of one of the Bhaalites. "Together, yes. That reminds me - give me your hand." He outstretches his own scaly hand to him.
"They don't seem familiar to me, probably a newbie. So not that big of a loss." He shrugs. "It would be better to save this for our enemies though, next time. It's not that easy to run and grow a cult dedicated to the Lord of Murder in a city where most people hate you, even without deaths in our midst."
*Evil Gale snaps his fingers and the cultist heaves a breath again*
MY BAD.
*he reaches out his hand, almost tentatively*
IT WILL UNRAVEL, AFTER I AM AWAY FOR A LONG PERIOD. I SUPPOSE I HAVE A MOON OR TWO LEFT UNTIL ANOTHER SPELLPLAUGE IS UNLEASHED THERE
*he looks conflicted*
PERHAPS...I SHOULD RETURN....
He grabs his hand, holding it firmly. This Gale has never experienced having his hand cut off and it shows with how readily he offered it. He fights back a smile. "Or perhaps you should stay here longer. Weaken our Mystra, kill people and spread chaos, while your home world is also thrown into disarray! People will appreciate your return all the more and be more lenient with your evil ways then."
HM...
*he smiles, wide and red, gripping durge's hand back*
I THINK THAT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA.
PERHAPS...I LIKE THIS WORLD. MANY OF MY OLD FRIENDS WHO PERISHED NOW SURVIVE.
*he squeezes his hand*
TOGETHER, WE COULD UNITE THEM UNDER THE SAME BANNER. THEY MAY LEARN THAT POWER AND CONTROL ARE THE TRUE FRUITS OF LIFE.
"Don't get your hopes up. Some people are hopelessly good and cannot accept anything beyond that." He reminds him sternly. (Insight Check: Successful) He's worried Evil Gale might lose his edge if he gets too focused on reconnecting with his old friends.
*Evil gale nods thoughtfully*
YOU MAY BE RIGHT. THAT'S WHAT GOT THEM KILLED IN THE FIRST PLACE IN MY WORLD.
WHO SHALL WE TRY TO CORRUPT FIRST?
"We should start with someone who already has dubious morals. Minthara or Astarion, perhaps?" He suggests without having to do much thinking.
GOOD IDEA, ASTARION ALREADY SEEMED RECEPTIVE.
WE SHALL SHARE THE DETAILS OF THIS RITUAL WITH HIM IN RETURN FOR HIS FEALTY
*a vision sparks through durge's mind, of thousands of souls twisting and contorting in pain*
HE WILL BE A VALUABLE FOLLOWER
Scene that plays after END_GodsAndMonsters_WithersMeeting in which Withers settles the accounts of what happened to all the characters after the events of the game ended:
Withers: Gale became a god as he once dreamed he would, and under his pantheon of ruthless ambition doth he draw new souls to his creed.
Withers: He promised to share godhood with the one he loved, but the distribution of such power is yet to be resolved. For ambition does not like to share.
-----
God-of-Ambition-Gale really be like
THEN I WILL DEPART TO FIND AN HERETIC OF MYSTRA TO SACRIFICE TO YOU MY LORD
And hopefully ill get that kiss
GOOD, GOOD
YOU WILL MAKE A FINE WORSHIPPER OF EVIL GALE
IF YOU MAKE THE DEATH IRONICALLY FUNNY YOU GET TWO
SO...HOW DID THOSE NEW POWERS WORK OUT...?
DID YOU NOTICE THE SPELL THAT TURNS PEOPLE INSIDE OUT?
- @askevilgale
"Oh they were great. Everything went much smoother than usual." He says, his satisfaction obvious. "And that inside out spell is a joy to watch. When I turn people inside out in my Slayer form, it gets a lot...let's say - messier. I don't mind that, of course, but there's a certain beauty to a clean kill." He shares his thoughts with the evil god. "Next time we go after Mystra's followers, I'll have to show you the appeal of literal blood baths. The stink of death will linger on your form for much longer than usual. It might even make you consider taking on a more corporeal form~"
@askevilgale
*evil gale grins*
THE MORE WE WEAKEN THE MYSTRA OF THIS DIMENSION, THE STRONGER I GET.
*he flexes the muscles in his hand, taking a look at a wondering cultist. he snaps his fingers and the cultist drops to the ground, dead.*
MAGIC HAS MANY USES, MY BLOOD SOAKED FRIEND.
PERHAPS I WILL TAKE MORE SOLID FORM, AND WE MAY FIND THE MOST DEVOTED OF MYSTRA... TOGETHER
*he looks at the corpse*
YOU DIDN'T NEED THAT ONE, DID YOU?
"Good. I wonder though, if you're in our dimension, who's making the Weave stable in your dimension?" He imagines all the probable deaths caused by unregulated magic. It's almost sad he can't witness it. He chuckles at evil Gale's flex of muscles and consequential death of one of the Bhaalites. "Together, yes. That reminds me - give me your hand." He outstretches his own scaly hand to him.
"They don't seem familiar to me, probably a newbie. So not that big of a loss." He shrugs. "It would be better to save this for our enemies though, next time. It's not that easy to run and grow a cult dedicated to the Lord of Murder in a city where most people hate you, even without deaths in our midst."
*Evil Gale snaps his fingers and the cultist heaves a breath again*
MY BAD.
*he reaches out his hand, almost tentatively*
IT WILL UNRAVEL, AFTER I AM AWAY FOR A LONG PERIOD. I SUPPOSE I HAVE A MOON OR TWO LEFT UNTIL ANOTHER SPELLPLAUGE IS UNLEASHED THERE
*he looks conflicted*
PERHAPS...I SHOULD RETURN....
He grabs his hand, holding it firmly. This Gale has never experienced having his hand cut off and it shows with how readily he offered it. He fights back a smile. "Or perhaps you should stay here longer. Weaken our Mystra, kill people and spread chaos, while your home world is also thrown into disarray! People will appreciate your return all the more and be more lenient with your evil ways then."
HM...
*he smiles, wide and red, gripping durge's hand back*
I THINK THAT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA.
PERHAPS...I LIKE THIS WORLD. MANY OF MY OLD FRIENDS WHO PERISHED NOW SURVIVE.
*he squeezes his hand*
TOGETHER, WE COULD UNITE THEM UNDER THE SAME BANNER. THEY MAY LEARN THAT POWER AND CONTROL ARE THE TRUE FRUITS OF LIFE.
"Don't get your hopes up. Some people are hopelessly good and cannot accept anything beyond that." He reminds him sternly. (Insight Check: Successful) He's worried Evil Gale might lose his edge if he gets too focused on reconnecting with his old friends.
*Evil gale nods thoughtfully*
YOU MAY BE RIGHT. THAT'S WHAT GOT THEM KILLED IN THE FIRST PLACE IN MY WORLD.
WHO SHALL WE TRY TO CORRUPT FIRST?
OOC: To protect all of you lovely Tavs, me and the other rp blogs have decided that Durge's interactions with their blogs, that would be considered disturbing by most, are going to be universally tagged as "durge being durge".
If any of my replies make you uncomfortable, please block that tag to protect yourself. And if you find my Durge disturbing in general, block this blog as well.
I swear to god there is some interdimensional rift somewhere because I keep seeing SO MANY ASTARIONS AND GALES AND WHAT HAVE YOU. WHY ARE THERE SO MANY
"If there's something weird happening to do with people popping our of portals or strange little occurrences that break the rules of physics... it's probably Gale's fault. Don't look at me."
@askgale/@ask-gale
"I... May have dabbled in the art of creating interdimensional portals here and there, but I swear that I always clean up after myself, so it couldn't have been me... Maybe some higher power simply decided that one set of Gale and Astarion in this world simply wasn't enough, and brought in another one to make up for it? As for the other other Gale..."
His face darkens as he mentions evil Gale.
"Who even knows what he's doing here... Probably plotting to take over the multiverse now that he's become a god."
"I'd never blame you, Gale," he replied pleasingly. "However... if your evil double is looking for power, then I'm not sure why we shouldn't be trying to stop him. I'm sure with your great wizarding mind we could do it. And, well... if we were to take all the powers of the other side along the way, then... I don't know why we shouldn't take advantage."
@askevilgale
*evil gale was last seen stepping through a portal to a blood covered temple in Baulder's Gate. Behind in camp, little remains of him other than a bloody red sigil in the dirt from where @askgale's meddling let him through, and a tarnished silver locket, sealed shut that he must have dropped*
Can I kiss you?
THE PEOPLE OF THIS WORLD ARE PERSISTENT IN TRYING TO KISS THE GOD OF MAGIC
BRING ME THE HEAD OF A CLERIC OF MYSTRA AND I WILL GIVE YOU ONE (1) KISS
SO...HOW DID THOSE NEW POWERS WORK OUT...?
DID YOU NOTICE THE SPELL THAT TURNS PEOPLE INSIDE OUT?
- @askevilgale
"Oh they were great. Everything went much smoother than usual." He says, his satisfaction obvious. "And that inside out spell is a joy to watch. When I turn people inside out in my Slayer form, it gets a lot...let's say - messier. I don't mind that, of course, but there's a certain beauty to a clean kill." He shares his thoughts with the evil god. "Next time we go after Mystra's followers, I'll have to show you the appeal of literal blood baths. The stink of death will linger on your form for much longer than usual. It might even make you consider taking on a more corporeal form~"
@askevilgale
*evil gale grins*
THE MORE WE WEAKEN THE MYSTRA OF THIS DIMENSION, THE STRONGER I GET.
*he flexes the muscles in his hand, taking a look at a wondering cultist. he snaps his fingers and the cultist drops to the ground, dead.*
MAGIC HAS MANY USES, MY BLOOD SOAKED FRIEND.
PERHAPS I WILL TAKE MORE SOLID FORM, AND WE MAY FIND THE MOST DEVOTED OF MYSTRA... TOGETHER
*he looks at the corpse*
YOU DIDN'T NEED THAT ONE, DID YOU?
"Good. I wonder though, if you're in our dimension, who's making the Weave stable in your dimension?" He imagines all the probable deaths caused by unregulated magic. It's almost sad he can't witness it. He chuckles at evil Gale's flex of muscles and consequential death of one of the Bhaalites. "Together, yes. That reminds me - give me your hand." He outstretches his own scaly hand to him.
"They don't seem familiar to me, probably a newbie. So not that big of a loss." He shrugs. "It would be better to save this for our enemies though, next time. It's not that easy to run and grow a cult dedicated to the Lord of Murder in a city where most people hate you, even without deaths in our midst."
*Evil Gale snaps his fingers and the cultist heaves a breath again*
MY BAD.
*he reaches out his hand, almost tentatively*
IT WILL UNRAVEL, AFTER I AM AWAY FOR A LONG PERIOD. I SUPPOSE I HAVE A MOON OR TWO LEFT UNTIL ANOTHER SPELLPLAUGE IS UNLEASHED THERE
*he looks conflicted*
PERHAPS...I SHOULD RETURN....
He grabs his hand, holding it firmly. This Gale has never experienced having his hand cut off and it shows with how readily he offered it. He fights back a smile. "Or perhaps you should stay here longer. Weaken our Mystra, kill people and spread chaos, while your home world is also thrown into disarray! People will appreciate your return all the more and be more lenient with your evil ways then."
HM...
*he smiles, wide and red, gripping durge's hand back*
I THINK THAT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA.
PERHAPS...I LIKE THIS WORLD. MANY OF MY OLD FRIENDS WHO PERISHED NOW SURVIVE.
*he squeezes his hand*
TOGETHER, WE COULD UNITE THEM UNDER THE SAME BANNER. THEY MAY LEARN THAT POWER AND CONTROL ARE THE TRUE FRUITS OF LIFE.
SO...HOW DID THOSE NEW POWERS WORK OUT...?
DID YOU NOTICE THE SPELL THAT TURNS PEOPLE INSIDE OUT?
- @askevilgale
"Oh they were great. Everything went much smoother than usual." He says, his satisfaction obvious. "And that inside out spell is a joy to watch. When I turn people inside out in my Slayer form, it gets a lot...let's say - messier. I don't mind that, of course, but there's a certain beauty to a clean kill." He shares his thoughts with the evil god. "Next time we go after Mystra's followers, I'll have to show you the appeal of literal blood baths. The stink of death will linger on your form for much longer than usual. It might even make you consider taking on a more corporeal form~"
@askevilgale
*evil gale grins*
THE MORE WE WEAKEN THE MYSTRA OF THIS DIMENSION, THE STRONGER I GET.
*he flexes the muscles in his hand, taking a look at a wondering cultist. he snaps his fingers and the cultist drops to the ground, dead.*
MAGIC HAS MANY USES, MY BLOOD SOAKED FRIEND.
PERHAPS I WILL TAKE MORE SOLID FORM, AND WE MAY FIND THE MOST DEVOTED OF MYSTRA... TOGETHER
*he looks at the corpse*
YOU DIDN'T NEED THAT ONE, DID YOU?
"Good. I wonder though, if you're in our dimension, who's making the Weave stable in your dimension?" He imagines all the probable deaths caused by unregulated magic. It's almost sad he can't witness it. He chuckles at evil Gale's flex of muscles and consequential death of one of the Bhaalites. "Together, yes. That reminds me - give me your hand." He outstretches his own scaly hand to him.
"They don't seem familiar to me, probably a newbie. So not that big of a loss." He shrugs. "It would be better to save this for our enemies though, next time. It's not that easy to run and grow a cult dedicated to the Lord of Murder in a city where most people hate you, even without deaths in our midst."
*Evil Gale snaps his fingers and the cultist heaves a breath again*
MY BAD.
*he reaches out his hand, almost tentatively*
IT WILL UNRAVEL, AFTER I AM AWAY FOR A LONG PERIOD. I SUPPOSE I HAVE A MOON OR TWO LEFT UNTIL ANOTHER SPELLPLAUGE IS UNLEASHED THERE
*he looks conflicted*
PERHAPS...I SHOULD RETURN....
