#evilgale

[askevilgale]

"Evil Gale, I've heard rumours about you. Finally coming to terms with your innate hunger for power... You make me proud." Durge jokes, before becoming serious. "How does using the Weave for mass murder sound to you~?"

-@ask-thedarkurge

HELLO CHOSEN OF BHAAL

IT IS GOOD TO SEE YOU. I HEARD THAT SOME DIMENSIONS HAD A FINE INDIVIDUAL SUCH AS YOURSELF.

SADLY, MY GROUP OF ADVENTURES WAS LACKING SOMEONE LIKE YOURSELF

*evil gale blushes*

I...LOVE MASS MURDER....

WOULD YOU LIKE... TO COME WITH ME TO DESTROY SOME REMAINING MYSTRA WORSHIPPERS....

WE COULD... GRUESOMELY MURDER TOGETHER...MAYBE AFTERWARDS WE COULD...HOLD HANDS

[ask-thedarkurge]

SO...HOW DID THOSE NEW POWERS WORK OUT...?

DID YOU NOTICE THE SPELL THAT TURNS PEOPLE INSIDE OUT?

- @askevilgale

"Oh they were great. Everything went much smoother than usual." He says, his satisfaction obvious. "And that inside out spell is a joy to watch. When I turn people inside out in my Slayer form, it gets a lot...let's say - messier. I don't mind that, of course, but there's a certain beauty to a clean kill." He shares his thoughts with the evil god. "Next time we go after Mystra's followers, I'll have to show you the appeal of literal blood baths. The stink of death will linger on your form for much longer than usual. It might even make you consider taking on a more corporeal form~"

@askevilgale

[askevilgale]

“Gale I would like to be your chosen but I know very little about magic. I think you should pick me anyways because I think it’s neat and you’re.. interesting to be around.”

- @althaea-roserun

(Ooc: translation is “pick me choose me love me” (i am JOKING, kinda))

I HAVE SEEN YOU ATTACHED AT THE HIP TO AN INFERIOR GALE...I FIND YOUR POOR JUDGEMENT DISPLEASING.

HOWEVER, YOU MAY PROVE YOURSELF TO ME. FIND OR STEAL THE MOST POWERFUL MAGICAL OBJECT YOU CAN.

I WILL EVALUATE ITS WORTHINESS

[askevilgale]

(Durge) “Chosen of Bhaal, then Jergal, and now you?  Gods… none of you will allow me peace!  So be it.  Will you too ask me to serve as your assassin?  Your attack dog?”

HELLO

I SEE YOU HAVE RELEVANT JOB EXPERIENCE...THIS IS PLEASING

RESPONSIBILITIES OF MY CHOSEN INCLUDE:

° GETTING COOL MAGIC STUFF FOR ME

° DUNKING ON WIZARDS WHO ARE TOO BIG FOR THEIR BOOTS

° DESTROYING ANYONE TRYING TO CAST A 10TH LEVEL SPELL

° LOOKING AFTER MY TRESSYM (EVEN IF SHE DOESNT LIKE IT)

AMONG OTHER RESPONSIBILITIES

I PROVIDE MANY WORKPLACE BENEFITS

[askevilgale]

Evilgale, the other gale didn't answer my ask and now I'm sad. What do I do?

HM

THIS IS EASY AND SIMPLE

STOP TRYING TO TALK TO INFERIOR GALES

YOU ARE WELCOME

[askevilgale]

oh you always liked the idea of being worshipped, adored, and obeyed? well i would be delighted to get on my knees for you ;)

THIS WILL ALLOW ME TO SACRIFICE YOUR SOUL TO THE WEAVE VERY EASILY, YOUR COOPERATION IS APPRECIATED MORTAL

ALL MORTALS WISHING TO BE SACRIFICED MAY GET ON THEIR KNEES

[askevilgale]

THEN I WILL DEPART TO FIND AN HERETIC OF MYSTRA TO SACRIFICE TO YOU MY LORD

And hopefully ill get that kiss

GOOD, GOOD

YOU WILL MAKE A FINE WORSHIPPER OF EVIL GALE

IF YOU MAKE THE DEATH IRONICALLY FUNNY YOU GET TWO

[askevilgale]

Can I kiss you?

THE PEOPLE OF THIS WORLD ARE PERSISTENT IN TRYING TO KISS THE GOD OF MAGIC

BRING ME THE HEAD OF A CLERIC OF MYSTRA AND I WILL GIVE YOU ONE (1) KISS