#askevilgale

[askastarion]

ASTARION

I SEE YOU HAVE YOUR OWN, LESSER, GALE

MY ASTARION IS A GOD AMONG VAMPIRES

THIS IS CURIOUS

@askevilgale

Oh shit. Tadpoles, curses, and now another Gale with his head so far up his own arse he's practically tasting his tonsils. Does the madness ever end with his gaggle of freaks?

Wait, what was that about a God?

[askevilgale]

oh you always liked the idea of being worshipped, adored, and obeyed? well i would be delighted to get on my knees for you ;)

THIS WILL ALLOW ME TO SACRIFICE YOUR SOUL TO THE WEAVE VERY EASILY, YOUR COOPERATION IS APPRECIATED MORTAL

ALL MORTALS WISHING TO BE SACRIFICED MAY GET ON THEIR KNEES

[askastarion]

THE RITUAL I SHOWED YOU, THE POWER.

I CAN TELL YOU HOW TO DO IT. I CAN EVEN MAKE IT EASY.

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SWEAR YOUR LOYALTY TO ME WITH AN UNBREAKING OATH

@ask-thedarkurge AND I WILL SHOW YOU THE WAY

THINK OF THE POWER A GOD OF MAGIC COULD GRANT YOU

- @askevilgale

"........ I like it."

"Let's talk about an 'unbreaking oath'. I am entirely on board with, I don't know, unknowable power and ascension to godhood, but that sounds an awful lot like the jingling of chains to me. Why don't you let me know what that entails, and then let's see if we can have a little fun."

[askevilgale]

“Ah, Gale, I am so happy to see there’s someone else of great power here, I was beginning to think I was the only one.. how’s godhood?”

@askascendedastarion

VERY GOOD

IT IS GOOD TO SEE AN ASTARION WHO HAS TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF HIS POTENTIAL

I ENJOY BEING A GOD A LOT. THE PROCESS WAS ENJOYABLE AND SINCE I HAVE BEEN UNRESTRICTED BY THE FOOLISH FOLLIES OF MORTALS.

I LIKED IT WHEN YOU CARVED RUNES INTO CAZADOR'S BACK. I SHOULD HAVE HAD THE FORESIGHT TO TORTURE MYSTRA.

[askastarion]

Just to let you know, Astarion...I may have had a ...minor issue with a multidimensional spell earlier.

You see, I was attempting to source an alternate dimension where we were successful in our endeavour to remove the little upstairs visitors.

A rather fantastic idea, don't you think? Simply purloin the mind of a Gale that has solved this whole issue.

The issue in question...

When I went to...access... The alternate mind in order to nab the information in question...

It seemed to have extraordinary magic, past even my capabilities...!

Now, I do not think it possible for someone's mind (even my own!) to enter through my dimensional portal but...

Well. Perhaps keep an eye out, hm?

Gale! Are you kidding me?! Some weirdo wearing your face already came up to me and said he knew a better Astarion! Honestly, for someone who claims to be so smart this seems like a pretty big mistake!

No! I don't think this was a 'rather fantastic idea', Gale! I'd say your double could help us if he didn't seem like a bit of a douchebag, no offence.

But... Perhaps if we could make our way into that dimension and take it's secrets of power back to this one. Well, we could make the mind flayers beg for forgiveness, don't you think? Maybe there is a way to fix your mistake.