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askevilkingstan replied to your post: The Snatcher has appeared! What to do? - Worship -…

SCARE!!!

“Of course YOU would want that!”

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“The only GOOD option, really!”

#Stan and Snatcher #ME ART

rules. your muse has just died. as they were dying, they thought of these five things:

* No no NO!!! I can’t die yet!! No no no!!! The Great Evil King can’t die!! * I’m not finished yet!!! I WASN’T FINISHED YET!!! *This....isn’t.....fair.... *This....isn’t how the story goes.... only...a hero...?? *Slave?..... Ari?.... Where.... are...... Tagged by: I snatched this from Spectralcontract

Tagging: EVERYONE WHO SEES THIS.

#Evil King Stan #Okage #Okage Shadow King #He goes out like a whiny baby #Stan

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the-snatcher replied to your post: “I guess being trapped and left to a horrible fate…

Being trapped and losing your physical body is a family tradition!

Thank you so much! I absolutely despise this with every ethereal fiber of my being!

askevilkingstan

WHAT A TERRIBLE TRADITION!!!

#the stages of grief #Snatcher #Stan #MY SNATCHER MY SNATCHER AND ME

"At least I'm not afraid of mere POTTERY, and how come you couldn't break free from from it? All that power and couldn't break a mere ceramic pot, eh? Evil King?"

Like Father like Son

#slinks into the shadows #WHOOOOOOP #Snatcher #Ahit #Stan #Evil King Stan #Okage Shadow King #A Hat in Time #the-snatcher

How many slaves do you even have?

“People will be throwing themselves at me! BEGGING me to let them be my slaves!”“.....”“I’m just BUSY.”

#I will look down on them and tell them NO #Evil King Stan #Stan #Okage Shadow King #askevilkingstan #Anonymous

But what about when you leave Ari?

“Heh....heh....heh????”

#WHEN I leave?#As if!#Evil King Stan #Stan #Okage shadow king #askevilkingstan #Anonymous

Have you ever taken someone’s life?

“What kind of EVIL King would I be if I hadn’t???”

#Okay so a lot of the times the hero and I killed each other #but I did kill a lot of innocents with raiding and things!#The good old days...#Stan #Evil King Stan #Okage Shadow King #Anonymous

You’re going to lose ari someday...you know that right?

“If my slave passes too soon, he can easily be brought back as a ghost!!....even if his soul looks odd...”

#Sort of staticy when you look at it #Stan #Evil King Stan #Okage Shadow King #askevilkingstan #Aris soul #Anonymous

Little stany can’t find his slave

He was sleeping till I grabbed him up. Little Stany CAN find his slave. Just decides not to drag him around for every ask.

#Stan #Ari #Okage Shadow King #Evil King Stan #Evil King Stanley Hihat Trinidad XIV #One messy one for the night #Anonymous

Dude you look so thin as a shadow...I wonder if I could cut you like paper

One of the many advantages to being king of shadows! Ha ha ha!

#Stan #Okage Shadow King #Okage #Evil King Stan #Evil King Stanley Hihat Trinidad XIV #cant cut that shadow #Anonymous

So like what if someone forced you to wear a proper shirt

It’s TOO CONFINING AND CHOKING ME!!!! ARRRRRRGHHH! I HATE IT!!

#he tried #Okage Shadow King #Stan #Evil King Stan #Evil King Stanley Hihat Trinidad XIV #rotking

*bass boosted slide whistle noise*

#okage shadow king #okage #evil king stan #gif warning #stan #evil king stanley hihat trinidad xiv #WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP #Anonymous

I give you a tribute. *hands over a bottle of pink Champaign* I didn't know if you liked alcohol or not, but here ya go.

#Okage Shadow King #Evil King Stan #Stan #Evil King Stanley Hihat Trinidad XIV #Anonymous

this is a story all about how stanley never updates his blog

Stanley sits in front of his computer and presses a button. Then presses another button. He sits reblogging pictures of kittens and funny little quotes as they filter past on his screen.Stanley seems to forget he has an ask blog, and questions to answer. The people need to know, Stanley! And yet, Stanley keeps pushing buttons. Perhaps someone could make a parable out of this....

#The Narrator #ooc #Anonymous

Where Oh Where

It felt like something was missing. But what? The Evil King stood in the worn mansion. He couldn’t put his finger on what was missing. It was infuriating. He paces around, letting out a snort of irritation. Oh well. He’ll figure it out. “Come on, Slave! I’ve got to figure out what I’m missing.” He stomps by the boys bedroom. No noise was heard inside. Which wasn’t out of the normal. It takes a good few minutes before he comes back and swings the door open. “Wake up, Slave! It’s-” Ari wasn’t in there. He steps fully into the room, knowing full well his slave can easily be overlooked. No, he wasn’t in here just blending. Stan heads out into the little town, checking places here and there for Ari. Was he at school? No. Was he hanging out with friends? AHAHAHAH! WHAT FRIENDS?! Nobody was around to tell or appreciate that joke. He would save it for later. He paces out into the woods. There was no sign of Ari. Good thing he still owned his soul. Might help him track down the overshadowed child. He pressed on, with a look of stubborn determination.

#Where oh where has my little slave gone #Where oh where can he be?

KIRBY NO!!! ADVERT YOUR LITTLE KIRBY EYES!!!!

#ooc

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askevilkingstan:

He’s dying and you’ve killed him.

askevilkingstan

“Might only wear this when Rosalyn is around....”

#Someone just shove a walnut down his throat he will be fine

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