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⋆⭒˚.⋆ 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬. — from the 1997 film script. adjust as necessary.

you think i'm afraid of you, you big fuck?

she's got a nice ass.

he used to beat the shit outta me in kindergarten.

how much money you got?

when i'm done with them, you're next.

don't you walk away from me.

hey, fuck you.

you got fired, huh?

i told you "no" yesterday!

i think i had a class with you.

do you have any thoughts of your own on the subject or were you just gonna plagiarize the whole book for me?

at least i won't be unoriginal.

my boy's wicked smart.

i've been sitting over there for forty-five minutes waiting for you to come talk to me.

maybe we could go out for coffee sometime?

maybe we could go somewhere and just eat a bunch of caramels?

fuck do you want?

do you find it hard to hide the fact that you're gay?

it's not how hard you look at things, it's the way you look at them.

you're in a safe place.

i have better ways to spend my time.

i don't need therapy!

trust is an important thing.

is there someplace we can talk?

you just want to use me and go?

i'm gonna experiment on you for my anatomy class, then go.

want to see my magic trick?

i didn't see you at the reunion.

how long has it been since we've seen each other?

i really don't date that much.

you were thinking you were gonna get a good night kiss.

i was kinda hopin' to get a "good night laid".

i'll take a kiss.

this kid's special. i've never seen anything like him.

let the healing begin!

i'm not here for a fuckin' book report.

you paint this?

i think you're one step away from cutting your ear off.

maybe you married the wrong woman.

if you ever disrespect my wife again, i will end you.

nobody could possibly understand you, right [name]?

keep fuckin' with me. watch what happens.

there's only so many times you can bang your friend's future wife.

i have been laid, you know.

i went on a date last week.

i teach this shit, i didn't say i knew how to do it.

you ever think about gettin' remarried?

my wife's dead.

you ever wonder what your life would be like if you never met [name]?

you'll have your bad times, which wake you up to the good stuff you weren't paying attention to.

there's nothing worse than regret.

you should've seen this girl, she lit up the room.

sorry fellas, i gotta go see about a girl.

why do we always stay here?

if you're not thinking with your wiener, you're acting on its behalf.

put some clothes on!

i've never seen him like this before, ever, with anyone, like how he is with you.

the least you can do is show me a little appreciation.

if you're not in love with me, you can say that.

you're afraid that i won't love you back.

did you ever think that maybe i could help you?

do i have a sign that says "save me" on my back?

i just want to be with you. i love you.

i want to hear that you don't love me.

i don't love you.

i just wanted to call before you left.

i love you, [name]. no take-backs.

do you have a soulmate?

some shows are worth the price of admission.

in twenty years, if you're livin' next door to me, i'll fuckin' kill you.

you got somethin' that none of us have.

fuck you, you owe it to me.

if you're angry at me for being successful, for being what you could have been —

you think i'm a failure!

i'm proud of who i am!

i don't blame you!

i won't see you make him feel like a failure too!

i can come back.

is that why me and [name] broke up?

it's not your fault.

don't fuck with me.

don't fuck with me, [name], not you.

fuckin' kid won't back down.

hey asshole. happy birthday.

so that's it? we're done?

i'll keep in touch.

i'll buy you a drink.

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⋆⭒˚.⋆ 𝐝𝐨𝐠𝐦𝐚 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬. — from the 1999 film. adjust as necessary. tw. religion, sex.

do it and i'll fucking spank you!

what have i been doing with my life?

that's really all life is, it's a series of a moments.

we're going home.

quit leering at me. people're gonna think i just broke up with you.

i don't wanna die!

you really are just a simple creature.

i don't think a killing spree is gonna make things better for us.

i'm talking about divine justice here.

if i had a dick, i'd go get laid.

i don't think i have any faith left.

you're suggesting i need to get filled?

i think god is dead.

no pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater than central air.

just sit down and shut up.

i'm pissed off is what i am.

no wonder you're single.

if there isn't a movie about it, it's not worth knowing, is it?

i'm trying to keep our profile low.

i hate it when people need it spelled out for them.

he's the quiet type.

fuck this town, man!

how am i supposed to strike fear into the hearts of the wicked with this?

i had to do all the work.

any moron with a pack of matches can set a fire.

movies are fucking bullshit.

i didn't ask you out for sex.

you wanna be my girlfriend?

look at me. i don't even know where i am half the time.

no married man kisses his wife like that.

are you married?

nobody is fucking me!

you can't just go around breaking people's hearts like that!

i fell in love with you!

kill it! kill it!

you're awfully nude.

death is a worry of the living.

i ain't no angel.

i can't wait to die.

you gonna listen to this shit?

isn't much i don't know about you.

you're doing it again. stop.

you lead a good life. good for you.

don't run! don't run!

you're getting off light.

i can inspire anyone i meet and give out a zillion and nine ideas a second, but i can't keep any for myself.

it doesn't matter what you have faith in, just that you have faith.

everybody is looking for you.

you're a true friend.

you can change an idea. changing a belief is trickier.

[name] tells me you're gonna sleep with him?

how long have you two been together?

you think we're lovers? no, no, we're not gay.

do i come off as gay?

i was ... dumped once.

they always tell you it'll hurt less with time. when actually, it hurts more.

we need drinks.

when do you think you lost your faith?

one day god just stopped listening.

i'd give anything to feel that way again.

how do you kill an angel?

get your fucking hands off me!

all i'm saying here is one of us might need a little nap.

you sound like lucifer, man!

you've fucking lost it!

why are we enemies?

i'm tired of all this cryptic bullshit.

i fucking hate you!

i wish i could take it all back.

you are [name]. no one can take that away from you.

i say we get drunk, because i'm all out of ideas.

i wouldn't want to let the family down, now, would i?

alright. mistakes were made.

god doesn't live here anymore.

you wouldn't like me when i'm angry.

i'm feeling a little exposed here.

what are you, some kind of fucking chicken?

i was an artist!

take your best fucking shot.

the whole fucking world's against us, dude.

we still exist.

i was gonna shoot his ass!

this is just eons of repression getting purged.

why? what are you trying to prove?

this wasn't my idea!

i just wanted to go home.

you look terrific!

you sick, twisted fuck!

this is the apocalypse.

i'm sorry.

thank you.

who the fuck are you?

one of the drawbacks to being a martyr is that you have to die.

you might wanna take good care of yourself.

i really enjoyed meeting you.

crisis of faith over?

why don't you name the kid after me?