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Young Resistance Easter Adventure with Scarlet

Summary: Scarlet wants to be a holiday hero. This is her story.

Featuring: Young!Scarlet, Grey, Am, Safaia, and Magnus (with Ross cameo)

Note: Not sure if Grey really was the "new guy" when he was 12 in the Resistance but I'm just bamboozing' it here.

Warning!: Long

It's late for Easter (which this actually is for) but Happy Spring Break guys! WRITER'S BLOCK IS A BITCH so you guys get this cheery little comic on THE BLOG THAT HAS NEVER BEEN UPDATED until now.

No seriously I've been trying to plan a fic for like months now and it's driving me crazy. But I am having a lot of fun. I'm learning a lot of new techniques and styles that I have to try. 

AN-Y-WAYS. Seriously, if you don't think Young!Resistance is like the cutest thing every you are wrong. This was a bunch of fun to make! (but seriously Teen!/Young!Magnus is like FT Kanji or something sooo much) but Grey was my favorite because of his cute face that he made. I love them all though.

SHORT NOTE IS SHORT. Gotta plan. JHKGFHKJGKJH

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Okay, so this is for Am, Grey, Fiori, Goldy, Topaz, Rubin, Sapph, and Dima. Excluding the canon ship you are in, what shipping do you read most on Res-fic?

Dear cleggythesheep,

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Am: You know, that's really not a subject I would bring up the most.

I: I really can't see you reading RF anyways.

Am: I did have a quick look into it.

I: What caught your attention?

Am: I really didn't read anything, really.

Am: Well, a couple.

I: ...Like...

Am: I entered and exited this weird Luminary fic.

I: Ouch.

Am: It wasn't pretty.

Am: The Ace gets to me too.

Am: And the Hera.

Am: And everything else.

Am: Even with me and my wife, I mean, they're completely inaccurate. For one, I don't always top--

I: Get out.

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Grey: You think I even touch that site?

I: Answer the question.

Grey: I don't give a damn about it.

I: Well I think we all know that you are a very hormonal teenage boy...

Grey: I'm an adult.

I: Who has had sex but not with his girlfriend...

Grey: Don't bring that up.

I: So aren't you, I dunno, curious?

I: I mean, look at you.

I: You are a very handsome young man Grey.

I: You've got your hands all over her.

I: Don't you at least want to have mind sex by reading erotic fanfiction?

Grey: Get out.

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Fiori: Mostly the cute stuff with Goldy in it.

Fiori: And the stuff with me.

Fiori: The slutty stuff.

Fiori: With Grey.

I: What?

Fiori: What.

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Goldy: Me.

I: ...You mean the stuff about you?

Goldy: No, the stuff about Magnus, yes, the stuff about me!

I: That's not that surprising.

Goldy: Oh, no, I read other ships too, you should see the multishipping fics.

Goldy: You know I used to want to be in a band?

I: Huh?

Goldy: Well I kind of got scared of that part when I came across this one site. A fanfiction site.

Goldy: And a lot of it was about bands.

Goldy: You know.

Goldy: Yaois.

I: Gotta problem against Yaois?

Goldy: Well, no, but--

I: But what?

Goldy: I like girls.

Goldy: And I didn't want to be involved in that stuff.

I: Do you think you've really avoided this?

Goldy: No.

I: Good you know.

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Topaz: Nothing, really, I don't venture into the strangeness that is that site.

I: Too weird?

Topaz: I don't read porn.

I: It's not all porn, y'know.

Topaz: Yeah, I know, but it's kind of hard to filter.

Topaz: Especially with broken filters.

I: Don't you ship anything?

Topaz: Everything canon.

I: You must lead a very sad life.

Topaz: ...

I: Right, sorry, I forgot.

Topaz: Well you know, fluff is okay, it's cute. Well, I guess it's supposed to be cute. I wouldn't mind a oneshot or two if I ever tried it...

I: ...You know you've got a pretty big vocab for a girl whose never venture into "the strangeness of that is that site."

Topaz: ...Huh.

I: How did you know the filters were broken?

Topaz: ....

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Rubin: I mostly just monitor how bad this whole thing has gotten.

Rubin: I'm ashamed to say that I've skimmed over a couple because of that.

I: Kids write really good smut, huh?

Rubin: Yeah.

Rubin: I mean.

Rubin: Not that I read porn.

Rubin: Because I don't.

Rubin: But they do write well.

Rubin: For... y'know.

I: Teenagers?

Rubin: Yeah.

Rubin: Some of them are over thirty.

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Sapph: ...

I: ...

Sapph: ...

I: ...It's okay.

I: You can talk to me.

Sapph: There's nothing to TALK about!

I: I know how you feel.

I: The Yaois.

I: They're dangerous.

Sapph: What the HELL makes you think I'm into that?!

I: It's in your eyes.

I: It's in your soul.

I: I can feel it.

I: Right here.

Sapph: ...In your boob?

I: ...Yes. That's exactly what I'm pointing to.

I: But trust me.

I: I know how it feels.

Sapph: No. Seriously. I'm not into any of your weirdo yaoi-whatevers.

Sapph: Can I go now?

I: It's just a small denial phase you have to go through before you accept it.

Sapph: I just read a couple fics about Goldy and I! It's not even the smutty ones!

I: EMBRACE YOUR DESIRES. 

Sapph: GET OUT.

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Dima: ...

I: ...

Dima: ... I... Uh... Are these private?

I: Yes. Completely.

Dima: ...

I: I'm serious.

Dima: ...Okay, fine.

Dima: You know why I was so... excited yesterday?

Dima: Rescuing Justice updated.

I: ...Isn't that that Navy/Maroon--

Dima: I also alerted I Am and Port Venus.

I: But those are both Goldy/Pla--

Dima: Oh and Stars Are Fictious.

I: That's Alan/Shir--

Dima: The Cross to My Nail...

I: Wait, Rubin/G--

Dima: Also The World and It's Words...

I: Dima...

Dima: Heaven's Such a Tragedy...

Dima: I Can't Talk Like This...

Dima: No Longer...

I: I...

I: What.

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-Am, Grey, Fiori, Goldy, Topaz, Rubin, Sapph, Dima

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Plato: WHAT DO YOU WANT NOW?

Dima: I JUST TOLD YOU TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH!

Plato: I DID THAT AN HOUR AGO! 

Dima: THEN GET THE MILK, WE'RE OUT!

Plato: IT'S MY DAY OFF, DIMA!

Dima: DON'T YOU USE THAT TONE WITH ME, YOUNG MAN!

Plato: I'M A YEAR YOUNGER THAN YOU!

Plato: AND STOP ACTING LIKE MY MOM!

Dima: DO YOU WANT THOSE PANCAKES OR NOT?

Plato: DIMA DON'T--

Plato: ...

Plato: Guys, SteelSocrates is going out to get milk.

SAMaiya: What kind of milk?

Jacks: Maya, stop.

Plato: I don't even have a boyfriend.

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Goldy: It was as worth even more than six weeks of a broken arm.

Magnus: You want six more?

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Jade: I wasn't all into shipping back then.

Jade: But I did ship one thing.

Jade: I did it for her.

Jade: I just wanted her to be happy.

Jade: But...

Jade: I guess that didn't work out either.

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Maroon: You... You read the Foe Yay fanfiction of me on Res Fic--

Scarlet: No, no, that's exactly what I said I didn't do.

Scarlet: Which I didn't.

Maroon: So you did?

Scarlet: No I didn't.

Scarlet: Not like it's weird.

Scarlet: For the people who actually do stuff like that.

Scarlet: Y'know.

Scarlet: ...

Maroon: ...

Scarlet: You know they've got a pretty good idea you should take off your clothes.

((OOC: Part deux with Rogue as your guide.))

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I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box

Dear person I hate,

Dear person I like,

Dear ex boyfriend

Dear ex bestfriend,

Dear bestfriend,

Dear *anyone*,

Dear Santa,

Dear mom,

Dear dad,

Dear future me,

Dear past me,

Dear person I’m jealous of,

Dear person I had a crush on

Dear girlfriend 

Dear boyfriend

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Goldy: Manly television

Dima: I think I'll stick with "manly television" despite such.

Sapph: Tv for for the hardcore.

Am: But Nagisa.

Sapph: Family DVD night.

((OOC: Part 1 because I couldn't fit everyone))

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Why

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To justify my actions, I only did it for the hot chicks.

At first.

Then shit got serious.

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